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Fuck the queen of england

Actually, fuck you, we have the NHS and although it can fall down horribly the fact that the idea exists and that it can sometimes run extremely well makes me proud to be British.

Screw all this 'well I fell over and gashed my head open but seeing as I have no money and no insurance I just slapped on some duct tape and it's kinda holding together although I do get kept awake at night by the sound of the maggots eating' nonsense.
 
and you only won the war of independance as we had the frenchies, a real super power at the time to fight aswell.
 
Yeah, I found out the other day that there is no NHS in the USA. If you haven't got medical insurance and you get sick, they let you die. And don't get me started on American measurements (that are increasingly finding their way over here :( ). There's a reason why everybody else uses metres, litres and kilos: it makes the calculations much easier.
 
america now is what we were in the time of the empire just a bit more loud and fat . the only thing that makes me jealous of the yanks is there drugs vs ours . we pay 1.40 for 1 l of fuel so why not pay 40 pound for a gram of gloucose
 
Yeah their weed is pretty good too. TBH I love the place, but I like certain things about my country more.

Oh, and as for the Royals, well, what a stupid institution. People who go on about the money which they provide through tourism, not that I see any in this thread- well, imagine how much more money we'd get if tourists were actually allowed inside Buck House or their other residences? Extending that concept, imagine how much we'd make if we had them publically executed and sold the rights to wield the executioner's axe to Korean businessmen or Russian crime bosses. Zillions!
 
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I'd totally fuck the Queen of England, if the money was good enough. Go down on her and all.

Just putting it out there, in case she's reading.
 
BecomingJulie said:
By the way: Charles isn't a very lucky name for a king, and Kate isn't a particularly lucky name for a queen -- half of Henry VIII's wives were called Catherine.
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King Billy though %)

jspun said:
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And she has unilateral power to depose your parliament unilaterally and govern your country through your lieutenant governor like she did in Turks and Caicos recently.

She can do that to the parliament of the UK as a matter of fact- not a bad idea (this is an emergency power she possess and doesn't have to consult the PM first.)



Thanks for emerging from the bomb shelters after the blitz and going on as business as usual. Now a days, here in America, if someones underwear catches on fire we go running amok like hysterical nuns.

So much for "give me liberty or give me death". I'll trade my liberty for a cavity search and roving wiretaps (an extension of the PATRIOT act, formulated by traitors.) not noticing my sacred liberties slipping away because I'm too busy praying for marshall- To keep me safe from the bogey man.
As another American said- those willing to trade esssential liberties for a little bit of freedom derve neither-


My 3 year old daughter likes queens and princesses so thanks UK for footing the bill for the royal family the a royal weading- she'll love watching that (atleast the first 3 minutes of it before she loses interest).
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The USA started out as an experiement in democracy, individual liberties, and limited government. That "woman" in the above picture was quite a quixotic individual. He started out loving the crown, george III, and ended up going from a gentile class concious aristocratic British war hero to a charasmatic egalitarian leader of the Continental Army who when nominated and elected president- not only reluctantly took the job and stipend but confessed his lack of confidence in his ability to lead this fledgling nation-

the world needs more leaders like that, ones who really don't want the job, not ones strung out on political power like a narcotic- thats why leaders are holding on like kadaffi- they like they have all the money they'd need in sanctuary country- but are addicted to the power of controlling peoples lives.

But most importantly, the USA started the drug war, so its our job to end it. Just like I'd often hear after a fight- one guy would say well he started it- the teacher so you finish it.

How did we ever convince you brits to go along with the Iraq fiasco- thought you guys had more sense. But all the cheap heroin that was flooding the UK in 2003, courtesy of your invaluable assistance in deposing the taliban- people were probably too nooded out to realize a war was going on- and the UK was a major "partner".

Op jokes aside- the USA has got to start gettig its nose out of ther peoples' business. Sorry to break up the banter of this thread.
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Please tell me someone else is responsible for your daughter's education other than you & your miserable failure at intelligent chat.

kate said:
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Sounds like a plan is forming ;)

Gene pool refreshment necessary...I know through my work lord glasgow and he's a right royal fruit cake...care to seed' him up to?

He got his castle painted with American graffiti art - so your in there!
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If that's real, then that's pretty ninja. If I was lord of Glasgow I would paint my mad house like that. What the fuck is Lord Glasgow anyway??? Is Glasgow just his surname or does Glasgow have some sort of ruler that I am unaware of?

Evad said:
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He's an f-18, he'll destroy you in the air, he has an army everywhere, you think you're fighting just one man? you're wrong.

2 and a half men pretty much disqualifies anything good about your country
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDAqybUD3E

WINNING!

2 & a Half Men is absolutely rank rotten, but Charlie Sheen is a WINNER!!!! WINNING!!!!
 
Infinite Jest said:
Up the long ladder and down the short rope
To hell with King Billy
And God bless the Pope ;-)

The Pope has Vatican assasins like Charlie Sheen.....the Pope is winning....
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Bit outdated now but it still never fails to make me laugh.....


I've travelled round this world of ours,
seen many a different hat,
In Spain they wear the Sombrero,
In America the baseball cap,
But the biggest laugh that i did get
was when i went to Rome,
There was a man out on a balcony
with a half ball on his dome.
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Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy heid,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying deid,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

Oh, The soldiers they wear helmets
to protect their heids,
And your granny to keep warm
wears a nightcap to her bed,
In Scotland there's the pipers,
Their Busby's lookin' braw,
But you've got to laugh at pope John Paul
'cos he wears half a ball.

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy heid,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying deid,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

Oh, The pope he came to Glasgow
and kneeled down to kiss the ground,
A little boy ran up to him
and the crowd were struck dumb-found,
The little boy then raised his foot
and kicked the half a ball,
He said "I'm sorry mr pope man,
i was trying to score a goal".

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy heid,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying deid,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

I remember in the papers,
It read King Billy was gay,
But i wish those lying reporters
would report on the present day,
They tried to make us Proddy's out
to be a laughing stock,
When the tims they worship
a man in a half ball,
Beads and a long white frock.

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy heid,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying deid,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.


Hahaha, I wasn't aware until now that this had more than the first two verses.
 
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