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I can assure you that no sailors are involved in the procurement or enhancement of our semen stained vintage televisions.Stop filling it up with offers of cheap mexedrone and "vintage" seamen stained CRT tellys then![]()
I can assure you that no sailors are involved in the procurement or enhancement of our semen stained vintage televisions.
You were just pissed off that a navy boy didn't supply the stain with your delivery. I hear your favourite karaoke song is "In the navy" so i can appreciate your dissapointment. You can always get FUBAR to put on a sailor suit and restain it for you.Damn autocorrect/predictive text!!!!![]()
You were just pissed off that a navy boy didn't supply the stain with your delivery. I hear your favourite karaoke song is "In the navy" so i can appreciate your dissapointment. You can always get FUBAR to put on a sailor suit and restain it for you.
Don't knock it.....I've heard from an episode of blackadder that there's good money to be made down the docks doing "favours for sailors"
It always used to be but the recession has been biting hard of late. I've had to cut my rates to just a 2l bottle of White Lighning and one of those tiny pouches of JPS baccy instead of the usual 3l of Frosty's and a half oz of Amber Leaf. Used to be that I could at least top up the wages on the Tory market but that's all gone to the pigs now. Times are tough out on the docks, dearie![]()
I'd normally have to charge extra for felching but in the current economic climate I'll do it for a Ginsters, dearie.
I'd normally have to charge extra for felching but in the current economic climate I'll do it for a Ginsters, dearie.
Why hello, Mrs Spade. How's the boy these days? Still giving you grief? Maybe you could ask him to show his face again sometime. Painful as it is to admit, we do miss the wee ginger cunt![]()
I believe it is considered a delicacy in Dundee.