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frozen urine method for drug testing...

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sparklr

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Would one be able to pass a drug screen if they were to freeze their own nondrug-containing urine. Defrost it, and bring it up in temp, and use that instead of their actual urine at that time?
 
Yes, probably. Your just going to have to make sure its a test where they don't watch you.
 
Yes, it can work. I know many people who have done this and continue to do this because of probation. They usually have it in a little eye drop container or something..it's small enough to hide, and conceal in your hand if your being watched. Easy, no, can it be done though, yes.
You really do have to be extremely careful of the temperature though, anyone I know who has used this method has only been caught because of the temp of the urine. Good luck.
 
Would this work? Yeah, sure .. would you get away with it? Well, it depends.. most testing centers make sure to pat you down before you enter the restroom, if it's for probation, they watch you - trust me, when you do nothing but watch guys piss all day long, you would be able to tell when someone is fucking around and trying to pull something.. if caught, you would be violated for no reason other then you tried to fake the test - they may then actually test you and add a count of pissing dirty for (whatever) ...
I really don't understand why some of you would go to such great lengths to get around a drug test - all you need to do is give yourself a couple days to clean yourself out... unless you smoke pot, now, if you smoke pot, and you're going to apply for a job - DON'T SMOKE FOR A MONTH! You can also flush yourself out with a good deal of success..
Now for a note on DRUG TESTS FOR PROBATION .. if you're on probation, chances are it was the lesser alternative to spending time in a correctional fascility of some sort... I have been to jail for a short period of time, that time spent behind bars was all the motivation I needed to keep from EVER pissing dirty on a drug test! I guess it's no big deal if you were caught with a joint and have 6 months probation, but I am looking at a 7-year suspended sentence, so it was not horribly difficult to weight the two options - I could either avoid using drugs durring times where I am subject to test, or I could violate and go to jail... again, that period I spent in a COUNTY JAIL was enough to scare me straight...
If you're so hopelessly addicited to a drug that you can't abstain from it's use for 72 hours, then it's best you fail a test so you can get forced into the treetment you need .. mind you I am refering to being in a situation where the alternative is jail..
 
or if ya wanna freak em out take a massive dose of vitamin B complex. ever since i started taking that stuff my piss has been a wierd BRIGHT yellow color. it's funny as hell though...
 
what kinda crackhead would put piss in the frig with there food. that shits just nasty yo
Because most of us don't have a separate fridge for urine/plasma/blood specimens, yo :) . Also, urine is sterile - compare this with the bacteria living it up on raw hamburger you may also have in your fridge. Plus, I assume we're talking about a sealed container, not a big bowl of urine.
Phreex is right, probation is a good thing. I've never been to any kind of jail situation, but meeting with a guy once a week and taking some classes that tell you to manage your anger are good compared to being incarcerated. Plus, you get to meet lots of interesting people without being confined to an 8' x 6' cell with 'em. Always a plus.
Remember that acid and shrooms are undetectable, and that pot stays in your system for a long ass time. For everything else, a good 2-4 days should be all you need.
As far as piss-test security, it greatly varies. I've had closed door ones in an actual bathroom, and I've had stand outside the door 90-second time limit to piss ones where there's no sink and the water in the toilet is dyed green.
Hell, I even applied for a job at a urine collection facility. They didn't hire me, but that would have supplied some interesting stories. (Note: this was all "workplace" drug-testing, not "piss dirty and go to jail" drugtesting.
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