Freshly waxed Cadillac’s
Sometimes this world seems to be
One huge sphere of travesty
The ball has been dropped
The game has been lost
Still we fight the eminent
No matter the cost
With hair transplants
And color contacts
We'll spend billions
To cover up
Our genetic mal-advancements
And help us to see
A human flaw called vanity
Silicon monuments
A plastic surgeons legacy lives on
Fueling the strip clubs
And the sex shops
While helping others to see
That this world in which we live
Though simple enough in theory
Breeds unbridled dreams
Of insanity
Sometimes this world seems to be
One huge sphere of travesty
The ball has been dropped
The game has been lost
Still we fight the eminent
No matter the cost
With hair transplants
And color contacts
We'll spend billions
To cover up
Our genetic mal-advancements
And help us to see
A human flaw called vanity
Silicon monuments
A plastic surgeons legacy lives on
Fueling the strip clubs
And the sex shops
While helping others to see
That this world in which we live
Though simple enough in theory
Breeds unbridled dreams
Of insanity