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Fresh "Magic Mushrooms" (Copelandia Cyanescens) 12 grams, Experienced, Amsterdam

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Fresh "Magic Mushrooms" (Copelandia Cyanescens) 12 grams, Experienced, Amsterdam

Just got back from Holland. Besides gorgeous prostitutes, which I didn't get to do because the U.S. is not a member of the EU and work permits are impossible for whores, Holland has "legalized" buying up to 5 grams of hash/the best pot in the world and "Magic Mushrooms" of several different varities.

Last time I was there (Jan 2006) I tried Psylocybin shrooms from Columbia, Mexico (both varities made me cry rivers of tears alone in my hotel room) and Thai, which made me laugh, alone in my room.

It was so damn cold there in January and the bar scene in Amsterdam sucks for single women unless you wanna be bothered by horny guys -- the pubs are 80 to 98 percent male.

Okay, last trip to A'dam was two weeks, late September, 2006. One day I was there was sunny and hot. Perfect day for shrooms in the park.

The Hawiian shrooms (Copelandia Cyanescens) were known as the best -- you might not find any on the weekends. Twelve grams fresh, in a plastic, sealed container cost 16 Euros.

At about 11am I ate the shrooms on a bench in one of the squares near Vondelpark, about half the size of Central Park (New York) but more relaxed, quiet and with lots of ponds where ducks, geese, storks and coots would entertain you along with all the crazies in the park.

Sat in the square for 15 minutes after eating all but the bottom half inch of the stems, which looked nasty from mold but was still probably edible. I did not get sick or feel like vomiting. Walked to the park with the effects comming on.

Once in the park I felt like I was floating on air. Everything looked like technicolor.

Found a nice, grassy place to sit near a pond. The sun felt great. Took off my top and was immediatly surrounded by two guys who didn't know each other. One showed me the piercings on his cock. I ignored them, they left.

A 23 year old guy from Sengal (Africa, forgot his name) with a bicycle sat next to me. He was very nice, spoke from his heart. He rolled us a blunt (my tobacco & the best pot in the world @ 12 Euros/gram) with a rolled-up cardboard "filter" tip. I didn't need the pot I was feeling fine.

The high was like LSD only without the feeling like your head is going to explode. I felt really mellow and like having sex. I was glad the African was sitting with me so no sleazy, rude young guys would bother me.

He said it was okay to have sex in the park but I was too nervous about it especially with kids nearby. He kept wanting me to go into the bushes but I'm not into dirty sex. I'd do it on the beach or on the grass but not at that moment, I was enjoying his company and protection because I was also prone to get lost.

I had NO sence of direction in Amsterdam (partly because it was cloudy most of the time and I was running around at night) and got "lost" several times. Once in Vondelpark I thought I was on my way home and ended up at the opposit end of the park so I was glad he was with me so that when I had to go home he could show me the way.

The sun went behind trees so we went to another place.

We sat in another place with taller, thicker grass: perfect place for sex but I was really nervous. By this time the park was full. Lots of lovers and groups in the park, someone playing loud reggae music by Bob Marley on a boom box, which the African loved -- he even knew one of the guys but I didn't want to know them!

By the time the sun went down, there were even more ppl -- so glad he was with me 'cause I was in no condition to talk to anyone. I would have followed anyone who showed an interest in me and would have done anything.

We left the park at dark and went for a drink near my hotel room. I bought him a dinner (I found out later he was homeless or a liar trying to con money out of me) and would of had sex with him in a quiet corner of a pub but I was too dry for him to slip it in so we departed. Just before I was ready to leave I think he ried to steal my wallet out of my purse. A few days before someone tried to snatch my purse while I was sitting on a bench at the Dam.

After that I went to my favorite smoke shop the Dampkrigking (spelling), where they also serve beer and vodka, gin, rum and wine but with only coke or juice as mixers -- most cafes that sell pot/hash don't sell alcohol. Dampkrigking was not in the tourist area and was frequented by local Dutch.

Places that sell hash/pot don't sell shrooms, you hace to go to "Smart Shops" to buy shrooms. I was still buzzing when I returned to my room at about 2 am. Had a good night's sleep, woke up still a little high with no hangover, I felt great.

I also had an irresitable urge to try mushrooms while prostituting myself so a few daze later I tried to rent a window/room but couldn't because I didn't have a permit or EU passport.

If I could find a "sponsor" in Holland I could get the permit. If you know anyone in Amsterdam who could sponsor me, you'll have no trouble 'cause I can take care of myself: I don't need the $$$ from whoring, I just thought it would be fun to do on Hawiian shrooms! As soon as I get a permit and it's warm over there, I'm going back.

Fortunately I had my camera and can't wait to get the photos back, which I'll post links to once the film is developed (leave a comment and you'll be automatically notified when I post the link here in a few daze).

Peace & Love, Raquel.
 
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Sounds kind of sketchy...but Im just a big pussy I guess :) Im glad you had fun and are safe.
 
Sounds like a pretty intense (yet good) trip to me... the sex thing would sketch me the hell out on shrooms as well, if in public that is, haha. Nice.
 
oh my god you are so horny i love it i totally understand you.being horny like that made you so open to sex you are actually thinking in a different dimension i support your action.
 
I'm a semen vampire. I love the karma and power I get from sex. Prostitutes are goddesses. BTW, I got the Amsterdam photos back but haven't had the time to pick some out to post. The photos are not that good. If someone sees you take a photo of one of the window girls, they will take your camera and toss it into the canal.

In re "fucked in the head", yeah, that's what a BJ is.
 
Prostitutes are not goddeses, they are a bit desperate. I think its gross... let some slob of a person, fuck you. Gross.
 
Told of Reversal said:
Prostitutes are not goddeses, they are a bit desperate. I think its gross... let some slob of a person, fuck you. Gross.

You've never seen the window girls in Amsterdam: most of them are gorgeous, like the dancers in a strip club only better. Most of the guys are not fat/slobs and the girls are not desperate, the guys are! It's not gross at all. Most of the women looked like they were having fun.
 
GoddessLSD-XTC said:
You've never seen the window girls in Amsterdam: most of them are gorgeous, like the dancers in a strip club only better. Most of the guys are not fat/slobs and the girls are not desperate, the guys are! It's not gross at all. Most of the women looked like they were having fun.

hahahahahahaha Remember kids, shrooms fuck up your brain!
 
please, to say most of the whores in amsterdam are "having fun" is a joke, and i'm praying you're post was kind of a joke as well.

Tripping while being fucked by a guy you dont even know? Fun? You like anal? I hope so, cause lots of dirty men who go to whores do.

I went to A-dam and the prostitutes in the windows looked sad and lonely.
Please respect women as a whole and don't become a whore.

jeez someone help me here...

Respect yourself
 
O'Music, Just got back from another trip to A'dam three weeks ago, did more of the same shrooms at a sex club where they had professional women taking tricks -- some of them in public.

I sat at the bar and watched one of the professionals, a well-built Spanish woman, maybe 35 years old. Everything about her was fascinating: her dancing (she did flaminco to some Spanish songs), the way she walked (with an attitude), big, natural boobs exploding out of a red lace demi-bra, heels and a jersey-cotton mini. I imagined myself going home with her to see how she lived.

Another girl did a guy for about 20 minutes (he was really good, lots of stamina/rythem) her legs, with knee-high boots pointing up to the ceiling. Five minutes later she did his friend but it only lasted five minutes.

I had sex there only once with a proper German man, maybe 30 years old. He was the only one who spoke any English and not very well. He was also the best looking. Most of the other guys were what I call, "Primitives." Men with lots of body hair.

About half-hour before closing (at 3am) I went to the group sex rooms to see how things were going. Two 400 pound women and a man were in one of the rooms. A skinny girl (about 35 years old) was letting her BF play with her muffin in doggy position mooning us. I probably would have been invited to join them but three of the Primitives who had been watching me at the bar wanted to have sex with me. I figured, "what the heck" and followed them up some stairs, past a large, indoor swimming pool to a cold room with couch-like beds. It was too cold for me (I was cold there almost the whole time) to have sex there so I backed down the stairs. One of them led me to another room but when I saw he had a tiny pecker and only wanted a BJ I said, "NO!"

The only reason a window girl would look sad and lonely is if she's not making any money. Some of them are very picky and turn down many guys before allowing one to enter her room. The pretty ones, like me could make 1000 euros a night. But I wasn't going to do it for the money but the exeperience.

I didn't get to experience it this last trip 'cause I was run down from a week in London where I went to hear my favorite band, HIM at a three day "Give It A Name" festival and going to two sex clubs. When I was ready/psyched up to try working a window, it was the weekend. The busiest time.

My plan was to pay one of them 100 euros just to stand with her in the window and see what happens. I really wanted to talk with some of them.

The first sex club I went to (on a Tuesday night 11pm -- 1) had about 10 cute (but not sexy like the wibndow girls) Albainan girls. The whole time I was there I only saw two of them take any tricks, one of whom took two. None of them spoke English good enough for a real conversation so I sat by myself after introducing myself to them. None of the guys there appealed to me.

None of the reports I've read about the women of Amsterdam at http://www.ignatzmice.com mention having anal sex with the girls.

I do respect women and myself: when I go out, I'm always at my best to look pretty.

Yes, random sex on LSD would be fun: I'm used to it from the bars and I'm tired of men with small cocks picking me up and only wanting a BJ. When you work a window you negotiate what you're going to do for hom much and how long. I would inquire about how big they are 'cause I do have a problem if it is too big and, I wouldn't do anal. I'd insist they wear a condom. When a guy wears a condom, the karma of the sex is much different. It's like putting a dildo in only better (especially when U take Ecstacy) 'cause I love "loving" people.

There's no such thing as sex without love . . . well, there is: the guy/gal is either gonna either love or hate/fear you. I want everyone to love me!

Lotsa Love & :)

Raquel!
 
both trip reports was great! sounded like a lot of fun! im going to amsterdam late this year or early next year... can't wait... first stop will be a coffee shop to try there best hash! yum! and then to buy some shrooms! im going to eat them then go down the red light district! =D

and i have to say...

One showed me the piercings on his cock. I ignored them, they left.

i laughed hard at that... that was funny! lol
 
well godess, you seem to enjoy what you are doing and have respect for yourself, so I take back my previous comments and want to say:

have FUN! But be safe. Not many people are as comfortable with thier sexuality as you, be proud.

;) =D ;)
 
Moldy half inch? Psilocin turns mushrooms blue, often at the base where they were bruised upon picking. Anyway, sounds dangerous and rather unpleasant. But each to their own :)
 
untaMe said:
nobody else thinks this is fucking retarded....

What's so "retarded" about experience, experimentation and connecting with eccentric ppl?!

I think fucking is retarded unless there's a connection. There's always lessons to learn, life to experience, ppl/angels-devils to meet.

What do U like to do for fun/amusement?!
 
the same random black guy you were about to screw damn near robbed you
hell of a connection there
 
untaMe said:
the same random black guy you were about to screw damn near robbed you
hell of a connection there

So he woulda stolen $100 but not if I caught him! He never would of gotten away with hurting me 'cause there were many ppl around. Moreover, there are thousands of cameras around Amsterdam (George Orwell, Big Brother watching).

I got mugged in Chicago by a gang of Blacks who wanted to cut my stomach open. If I didn't make myself pass out and the cops came, I might have been dead and all I did was walk in a bad part of town near the University of Chicago at sunset.

I also almost got my purse snatched on the Dam (Amsterdam's city centre) in broad daylight but I felt it move and grabbed it.
 
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you know whatever makes you happy is cool idc

but seriously i think you're full of shit
 
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