Four truths and one lie...

Right here goes, you work it out...

I’ve been married for 21 years.
I wear my pants for two days in a row.
I've served half my life in the Royal Air Force.
I’m very very lonely.
I have a Jack-a-Doodle dog called Alfie.
 
pants two days in a row. That's my guess.

I believe you were in the RAF (haircut and stature)
I think you can be married and lonely at the same time.
Well, Alfie is just a cool name for a dog so I'm hoping that's true :)
 
^Good guess OD!!
I don't know.......the way the pants statement is written, it seems that it is EVERY time you put on pants, it is for two days. So, I will also go with that one as your lie.......
 
Must disagree respectfully with the two above. I like the name Alfie for a dog, but I believe that if you have a dog, that is not his or her name. :)

(I'll probably fail this one.) :D
 
OD and ocean you're both right, i don't wear my pants twice in a row it's three times, no only joking, the pants one is a lie.

Hi Mariposa my dog is a cross between a jack russel and a poodle hence the 'Jack-a-Doodle' and bless him he is called Alfie.
 
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