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Ninae said:
LOL. You really can't see any good in anything, can you? It's like one of the sweetest, most thoughtful things a woman could do for a man and most would love you for it, and that is all that comes to your mind?
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I really hope you're a troll. Because you're like a caricature of a person.

But whatever floats your boat, sweetie.

Maybe you enjoy scratching.
 
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I'm not sure it's worth the effort of then holding it in. Or is it like a syrup douche?
 
Pong567 said:
I'm not sure it's worth the effort of then holding it in. Or is it like a syrup douche?
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LOL. It was just something that came to my mind. I imagine you'd just use a little, like one teaspoon on the inside, then rub another one around the opening. But I wasn't imagining putting a whole bottle up there. He should still be able to taste your natural taste (if he's man enough to enjoy it). I just imagine the combination could be quite pleasent to a man as good maple syrup is one of the best flavours in the world. Sorry for being so graphic.
 
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Rabidrabbit said:
I really hope you're a troll. Because you're like a caricature of a person.

But whatever floats your boat, sweetie.

Maybe you enjoy scratching.
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You don't really get it, do you? First off, I'm just being consistent, then in real life I'm so ridiculously sweet and affectionate that people just put up with whatever I have to say. And if I were to say anything that might be considered offensive or arrogant they just laugh. It's all about the spirit of the delivery and the kind of person you are, not simply the words you say, like what can be read on a page.

In fact, I don't think I can recall anyone getting offended by anything I've said in real life, so maybe that's why it doesn't exactly worry me? Maybe one day I just got sick of being so nice, especially as so many has the potential to be such assholes, and decided to tone it down a bit and start to kick back or speak up when I deemed it necessary. Just because you're nice doesn't mean you have to be weak or let people walk all over you, and I'm trying to balance those qualities.

Also, online isn't real life, and mindless banter on a message board shouldn't have to be so serious and doesn't necessarily reflect how you treat people in real life.
 
Just get one of those flavoured edible personal lube products from the sex shop, I'm sure they have maple syrup flavour.
Honestly, it's not good to put maple syrup in your lady place! yeast infection, bacterial overgrowth, ants? Ickky
Find a product designed for vaginal use <3 Better yet, get a flavoured dental dam so you can have oral sex that's safe as well as "tasty" .
 
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try nutella instead of honey. No for real though, try it, it's hilarious. He'll be eating you out and notice the black doo doo like substance. He'll freak out and become confused, wondering if he was a little too far south the whole time. At the same time, he'll have the nutella in his mouth, convinced it's poop, but oddly enjoying the taste, thus, making him hate himself for liking the taste of poop.
 
and all this while I've just been sticking my balls in the pussy!
 
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