film: Piranha 3D

[Transcendence]

Teen horror movies are nearly the worst genre ever created, only slightly outclassed in shittiness by teen comedy films. This movie is both and it's fucking awesome. Yesterday we decided to get drunk and see this movie. What started something of a joke suggestion ended with us gaping at two hours of the most gleefully obnoxious stew of titties and gore I have ever had the pleasure of imbibing. This is almost certainly the most hilarious movie of the year, and it includes a delightful massacre sequence in which about 5000 frat boys and sorority girls are slaughtered to the sweet sounds of DJ Chocolate Thunder.

Go see it.

 

[Transcendence]

I'm not crazy, I swear.

 

[silentangst]

I only want to watch it for the 3D and the (inevitable) gore.

 

[RavinRaphael]

^^ but not tits?

 

[silentangst]

3D tits, yes.

 

[eon_blue]

This movie was like Girls Gone Wild meets the opening beach battle scene in Saving Private Ryan...in 3D.

It was mindlessly awesome and boobtastic :D (and gory as all hell)