In the vein of psychetool, ten things I picked up from
Ghost Rider:
1) Pointing is
absolutely the best way to prove your *ahem* point...handy for so many situations!! Just ask Nick Cage! :D
2) If you are the devil's son, you should just get your sister River to kick your enemy's ass, because god knows any other demon is crap.
3) Melbourne, Australia is
not Texas, America. The differences are very obvious. Just saying is all.....
4) Apparently Mephisto is an old queen. I always knew those guys propping up my local gay bar were evil incarnate....
5) Ghost Rider has a thing against guys that I would want to shag. It's like...
hey, there are four demons I could kill...I will just go the HOT ONE FIRST!!!!! Let's kill the skinhead in the jail! Cunt.
6) The actors in this film give the impression that Australians are unable to pretend they're from another country...like America say. Texas even. I promise you this is not true, and they clearly used shit actors.
7) Eva Mendes really
would make a good She-Hulk (referring to interview with Nick Cage the comic freak here).
8) Nick Cage is
FUCKING BUFF. Who knew!?
9) Ghost Rider has the corniest dialogue I have ever heard this side of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
10) Nicholas Cage really does only have one facial expression. Though he
does do a neat eyebrow raise right at the end of the movie...! :D