Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
You joking...Mills & Boon would pay you a small fortune to publish this shit.
Yea I'd read it.
But I don't half read a loada crap

Seriously I'd read it. Hah.
Evey
You joking...Mills & Boon would pay you a small fortune to publish this shit.
A good book for people that dont read books, perhaps?
WOW you're a moderator now. Congrats. Hope you're enjoying your role.
I like you, OTW. I find your tales interesting n find you to be honest n a laugh. Would you ever considering moderating EADD?
Evey
WOW you're a moderator now. Congrats. Hope you're enjoying your role. Will have to pop into the Aussie sub-forum sometime.
Evey
Yeah it's great, what with his personal insults and bold-faced trolling. A real godsend to the site.
Not trolling, just speaking my mind.Yeah it's great, what with his personal insults and bold-faced trolling. A real godsend to the site.
He's an exceptional person; we're very lucky to have someone like him here.
Successful, very wealthy, handsome, rugged athletic former NZ rugby player, witty and a great lover [probably]... oh and shiny white teeth also
Ah, the green eyed monster appeared. Would OTW be making bitter comments like this? No, he'd be satisfied enough with his own life not to start whinging at new unpaid moderators. Now, learn from your betters and respond appropriately.
Not for the first time, evey, but thanks all the same.
Otw is a dick btw
The devilish Fanny Magnet with an 8 ball in his pocket, a ‘finger’ of his finest Scotch in hand could drop most girls panties with just the raise of an eyebrow....etc etc etc....blah de blah de blah.
Ironically I've just written a children's book called I don't like cricket which is currently being illustrated by another BluelighterHe went by the name OTW.
The baby faced dentistry wizard who scaled and polished by day and rugby tackled by night….although he didn’t always play by the rules.
The devilish Fanny Magnet with an 8 ball in his pocket, a ‘finger’ of his finest Scotch in hand could drop most girls panties with just the raise of an eyebrow....etc etc etc....blah de blah de blah
Hey I don’t doubt for a minute it’d be a best seller
There would certainly be plenty of wet knickers….mostly from people pissing themselves laughing.
Ironically I've just written a children's book called I don't like cricket which is currently being illustrated by another Bluelighter
What are you doing with your life?
Ironically I've just written a children's book called I don't like cricket which is currently being illustrated by another Bluelighter
What are you doing with your life?
What's the subtitle? 'Oh no; I love it' ?![]()
dead-cock holiday - a cautionary tale of a young family wanking their dicks to death through boredom.
"mommy, how can they play for 4 days and still call it a draw?"
"dont worry about it darling, go and see your brother he seems to be able to enjoy spending time on his own"
right looks like i've completley fucked it. She's done with me. she was the one positive thing I had to work towards. But I fucked it up. I was so sick of booze and drugs, but I had been obssesed with them for years, so I didn't quit when I should have done.
And now it's all done. I honestly don't know what there is to work towards now. And it's all my fault.
Also maybe try to see it "positive": your kind of free now to go where you want. If you want to work in housing, e.g. do some volunteer work abroad in a project. You could gain additional work experience, show that your are open minded, able to deal with foreign cultures and so on. In the end its also quite a good gap filler for the c.v. - hr people love people that did extensive traveling. Its easier to sober up away from the usual habitat, too.