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Favourite Quotes and Sayings IV - IV says it all.... IM wont to believe...

Also Willam:

"I don't like you and I'm allowed to not like you"

"You make think I'm a slut but hey, I don't think of you at all"

"Thanks a lot Tyler Oakely...every faggot with a video camera.." [talking about no-talent (gay) guys on YouTube, thinking they can be entertaining]

"She looks like she's wearing one of those short, bus driver wigs that looks like it should be called "The Helen""

"Thick thighs make a dick rise!"

"Head down, walk fast, no spook" [when you look rough]

"You have to put a little special effort into looking good. I call it the Zeta factor. Ya'll know Catherine Zeta-Jones, right? Oscar winner, trophy wife, bipolar beauty. Well take away the Zeta and she's just ol' Cathy Jones. Aint nobody wanna be Cathy Jones....you gotta throw some fucking Zeta into your life and make it sparkle."

"...if you're a girl and your eyebrows are already where they're supposed to be to make you pretty, well, fine. Why don't you spend the time you save by figuring out how to not bleed from your genitals every month. You're not better than me!"

"if you're trying to fake [a black eye] for court...you want to juxtapose it with upstanding things like clean shoes. You can be a wreck up from the neck up, but don't be beat up from the feet up. Don't wear sneakers to court ever. If you receive a summons, borrow a baby. Even better if it's a crier...babies definitely help with the sympathy factor. I fuck a lawyer and he told me, so yeah."

"A genital piercing is like fighting. It may sound good at first, but somebody is gonna end up fucking up their teeth."
 
"I was quiet as a mouse
As I snuck into your house
And did Roofies with your spouse
In a nit and out a louse
Lice are lousy all the time
The drink your blood and steal your wine
Say 'shut up and quit your cryin';
Give it time and you'll be fine'

You're so nice and you're so smart
You're such a good friend I have to break your heart
I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart
Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like boys with strong convictions
And convicts with perfect diction
Underdogs with good intentions
Amptutees with stamp collection
Sunboard, seaboard, cross the ocean
Salty noses, suntan lotion
I like boys who like their mothers
And I have a thing for brothers
But they always wait 'till we're under the covers
Sayin' 'I'm so glad we're not lovers'

You're so nice and you're so smart
You're such a good friend I have to break your heart
I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart
Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like my new bunny suit
I like my new bunny suit
I like my new bunny suit
When I wear it I feel cute" - Kimya Dawson.
 
"Fool me once; shame on you.
Fool me twice; shame on you again you mean-spirited, morally illiterate, two-time backstabbing cunt."
 
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