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Does anyone have any bizarre, funny, or interesting trip reports they have read they would like to share?

There are two I find incredibly interesting, the one involving datura I find extremely well written and hilarious, especially notable considering the guy was tripping on tropane alkaloids. Only sections I've added here, the datura report being a great read, so I've linked to the full reports.

#1 DXM & Alprazolam

Erowid said:
After about half an hour she knew something was wrong with me so after her asking I took her home. What happened that night after she got out of the car is a mystery to me.

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I woke up standing in my room at 4:30 am and my dad was up. I found out that I had taken a side mirror off of our car and scratched the side up pretty bad. On top of all that I was talking shit to my parents for like four hours...saying all of this nasty shit to them.
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WHAT?! Who wakes up standing?

#2 Datura

erowid said:
All of a sudden I realize that I am actually stark naked on the couch. “I” and “A” are looking at me like I’ve gone fucking crazy. And for the time being I had. Kim was on the other side of the room watching TV. She seemed to not notice what the fuck was going on. “C” walks into the living room later, with his eyes fixated at a random point in space. It was hell random.
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You know it's getting good when after this point it continues to read 'From this point onwards, things get real fucking weird.'

erowid said:
From this point onwards, things get real fucking weird. I get up off my bed and search through all my draws on my study desk in my room at home in search for my glasses. No luck. So I turn around and rummage through my bedside table. I can’t find them anywhere. All of a sudden I realize that I am actually standing in front of the wall in the hospital ward while feeling up the plaster with my hands. The doctor comes around and sits me on the bed again and tells me to get some rest. I get up straight away and start running (for no logical reason), but I stumble, and make a scene while lying naked on the floor (after my shorts dropped off in the process). I get aggressive and push past the doctors.
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I would love to meet this guy in real life. Good and interesting writing is uncommon for people who unknowingly ingest this and similar plants. If you read one I'd definitely suggest reading this report all of the way through.

Remember, don't trip on Datura/Jimson weed or the like unless you KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.

People who know about the drug well, and consider themselves well prepared for what they are embarking on are usually not.
 
pisspotnrock said:
this made me lol
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=D Glad you find it funny. I think the second one has the best sense of humor for such a terrifying drug.
craigyt2k said:
I recently read this new one about cactus
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=88644

nowt special but enjoyed the read at the time.. any heroin related ones also
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Heroin related one? All of the heroin related one's I have read, and it has been a good amount, is remembering the beginning of hardcore addiction. They're usually dreary and depressing. It usually goes:

I tried this drug, it was awesome. I thought I could handle it, I couldn't. I eventually started using IV. I fucked my life up. Now I'm clean and on probation/methadoneMT or buprenorphineMT and it sucks. OR I'm not clean and still shoot a bunch of junk. In conclusion it was a bad life choice, don't try and chase the dragon.
 
seriously, have you read the majority of trip reports on erowid about datura?? litterally 80% of them include at some point gettin naked, ended up in hospital and tryin to escape hospital for no apparent reason...
 
pisspotnrock said:
seriously, have you read the majority of trip reports on erowid about datura?? litterally 80% of them include at some point gettin naked, ended up in hospital and tryin to escape hospital for no apparent reason...
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Sure have, which is why I listed one which I thought to be hilarious.


I've also read all of the brugmansia trip reports and belladonna which both contain tropane alkaloids.

There are a select few with people who know well what they're getting into. There's one I can recall about someone living with shamans in South America/Central America and after taking ayachuasca, thinks they can handle the other plant they offer, which happens to be brugmansia. They fend of black jaguars for days, taking breaks to nap in between. They eventually find out they were tied to a bed because they freaked out.

Hah, you know you're fucking crazy when you get tied up by shamans.
 
Good thread idea.

My favorite trip reports are generally of psychedelic influence. Will report when any specific threads come to mind.
 
lolwhatzdrugs said:
Sure have, which is why I listed one which I thought to be hilarious.


I've also read all of the brugmansia trip reports and belladonna which both contain tropane alkaloids.

There are a select few with people who know well what they're getting into. There's one I can recall about someone living with shamans in South America/Central America and after taking ayachuasca, thinks they can handle the other plant they offer, which happens to be brugmansia. They fend of black jaguars for days, taking breaks to nap in between. They eventually find out they were tied to a bed because they freaked out.

Hah, you know you're fucking crazy when you get tied up by shamans.
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hahahahaha
 
Pretty much any of the fucked up Datura reports are awesome, there are some that made me cry tears of laughter, no joke.

I don't remember exactly which one it was, but there was one where a guy went to take a piss and his dick fell off into the toilet, but he thought it was normal. So he fished around in the toilet to get his dick and he put it in his pocket. Later on in the report he is trying to find his keys in his pocket and his dick IS STILL IN HIS POCKET. LMFAO.

In another on there's a kid who's friend grows out of his sink and asks him to go for a walk with him, and he thinks it's normal. So anyways he goes into his living room and Jesus is being crucified on the cross and he's on fire, then explodes into ashes all over the place. That is some plur shit right there.
 
^^^^Hahaha. PCP trip reports are always fucked up and bizzare beyond belief. Benadryl trip reports can be pretty entertaining too. The people always end up seeing insects and spiders and talking to dead friends and stuff.
 
ambien trip reports are generally highly amusing to me, especially where everything goes wrong..

heres the general jist of what happens

I closed my eyes, and in what seemed like an instant, I opened them and was somewhere else. I thought I must be still dreaming because I was in my car near the highway on-ramp, parked sideways in the middle of the road, and this tall blonde woman was by my window screaming at me: what are you doing on the road!! You shouldn't be driving!!! I remember thinking: what a weird dream. And I nodded back off again.
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Walking Straight into Psychosis-
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=55667

It's a great one about years long DXM addiction, shit gets really crazy towards the end
Example-
Suddenly I decided it was time to rip out my uvula, that thing hanging in the back of your throat. I went into the bathroom and had no feeling at all in my entire body so tugging at my uvula didn't gag me or bother me at all. I thought it had to be done. I started bleeding profusely from the back of my throat and when my friends saw this, they took my keys and left. When I realized they were gone I called my friend and told him to get back with my car immediately. He told me it broke down. I said that was bullshit and I want him back now. I then went to bed and awoke at 10 the next morning. My car was still gone and I wanted it back. I thought I was done tripping and I went to talk to the manager. Bad idea. Turns out I was so fucked up I told him I was a demon. He called the cops on me. When they got there the female officer said to me, 'Where is your ID.' I said, 'It's in my room. I have some marijuana in my room. I am the Devil, I am also God, come do drugs with me but don't tell the cops, they'll arrest you.' Just take a moment to think about that statement. I actually said that with a straight face. I was dead serious and I believed it.
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This is my fav...

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=504706

Garlic - New Experience
So it was the new year, and I thought... What a better way to kick it off then to try out out a little Garlic. The guy who sold it to me said it was really potent, so I made sure to be careful when I was preparing it.

I thought at first I would smoke it, but I didn't read anything online about that so I thought I would try to purify it more since I had some good stuff. I thought about Fruit and vegetable dehydration, like how you make raisins... and I thought I would harvest the drippings that the machine collected and then take shots of this 'Garlic Liquor'.

After a week of preparation, I decided I was going to get drunk on garlic as the new year had passed rather uneventfully and I knew it was time.

I got my my jar of pure garlic and took one shot, and immidiately noticed a huge effect. My eyes and skin felt like they were burning... the potency was so strong that my whole face was beginning to burn more and more. I started to get a little nauceous... but I heard that in this kind of situation that throwing up would only make it worse... I felt like I was stuck in garlic's grasp for who knew how long....

After about 10 minutes... and a few shots of garlic I was raging in the new year and it was amazing as my eyes burned... my mouth cried... my nose sung a soft ballad, one by Barbara Streisand perhaps? At this point, I knew I was really fucked up so I stopped chugging the bottle of garlic and sat back down in my easy chair.

I had no idea what was happening, but the television and everything else in the room smelled oddly like garlic as if it were everywhere in the room at the same time... it was so unbelueveable!!!!!! I had no idea that Garlic was so intense, so invigorating, so..so... SUGOI!!! That is Japanese for awesome, I didnt know that but after garlic I did.....

So by 5am the garlic, though still really strongly permeating the air due to my significant belching, another side effect... the feeling began to diminish, and I thought I might be able to get to sleep.

Great first time 'Licking the Gar' as I say to my friends when we go to the local grocery and pick up some 'G.
 
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