I like smoking synthetic noids when i'm walking the rottweiler. although there have been times i've went over the limit and the rottie has had to bring me home - (I have super-mutant metabolism, I weight only like 69Kg despite eating my family out of house and home - the rottweiler isn't too far behind me on the weight).
I like my bed too, especially when I'm on a heavy dose of opiates and have some synthetic noids - it's one of those times where i can really take a large dose of opiates and a large dose of noids together without having to look like a total fuckwhit in public.
And let me tell you, combining high doses of the two in public really makes you look like a total fuckwhit. I almost got arrested once after using a little too much of a very potent 'noid mix after eating a weeks supply of codeine pills (yes i know -.-). It was kind of funny though - I was in a shopping centre and got into a disagreement with security about my.. errmmm... integrity lets just say, who then felt necessary to involve the beloved police service - who in turn called the EMTs.
I begged them not to call and waste the time of the EMTs - I knew I would be fine in 15mins if they just let me sit and sip my water. And i subsequently refused to goto A&E, but the police told me they had a "duty of care" and wouldn't let me get about my business - so they took me on a "ride-along" for a few hours. It was funny as hell, just cruising around Belfast with a few city center "beat" officers stoned to the wobblers.
Ahhh, those were the days - then came probation. That sucked.
