fao cunts

[BlindHelperMonkey]

hey raas, long time. recently had a vindictive person ive previously been close to change my gmail password and being as i aint got the sim i registered with anymore, bizarrely enough - that appears to be that in googles eyes. they want me to tell them the month and year i registered it, lol, i just about recall my birthday you cunts. so yeah, twas an old account and thus i lost a lot of fairly precious shit i cant get back, the least of which was your addy and naked pics but c'est la vie. figure i'll start at the bottom?(as it were) and work up

so shoot me a pm will ya, and i'll gift you with the new one. a couple days back was the first time id logged in for a few years so dont know if youre on the same username but being as youre the bl nerd i figure youll be reading even if they did eventually run you out of town for having the temerity to be openly christian and what not


being secretly super popular n all my pm cup done runneth over so any folk who couldnt get through - shoot me one in the next couple days and i'll bestow it upon you n all, only if youre lucky mind. no guarantees i'll check back beyond that so if you miss me im afraid youll have to live with the regret for the rest of your grief-sodden? days

hoof hearted, if youre still about under a different guise giz a shout too pls bro. doubt ill be anywhere near grimsby ways again anytime soon but you never know. still owe ya that thing, kind sir. cheers for that my friend


i was going to make a topic for the rest of yers but figure youd all jus prefer i didnt so heres a deal, if whoever mods this place now would be so kind as to pin this for a day or two i super special pinky promise not to post again.


myself i had some ups n downs. bizarre shit. almost lost my leg. and began having big fuck off seizures again (some of you may recall my first i posted about) well they got worse, in duration, intensity not to mention timing? (went into a massive one behind the wheel like ten seconds before pulling out onto a main road with someone i care for massively in the car with me at the time) theyre scary, we dont know whats causing them and whats worse i think theyre actually, genuinely causing further dain bramage each time


lucky im so incredibly fucking smart to begin with then, clearly


anyhow ive started rambling now so..?? hey, cheers and genuinely hope the lot..? yeah the fuckin lot of ya..? am okay, relatively healthy n all that. take care n all that shite

 

[Arnold]

Hey BHM, nice to see you back posting even though I'm probably the only one saying that one .

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yo Mr.Monkey! Still in Nigella's soiled smalls eh?

 

[Shambles]

... heres a deal, if whoever mods this place now would be so kind as to pin this for a day or two i super special pinky promise not to post again.

Guess who still mods this place...

That being as it may, pinning stuff only gets it ignored by everyone so I'll just leave this here for any relevant parties to discover or not as they see fit. Given the decidely... sluggish rate of response around here these days I doubt that will be a hindrance.

Genuinely sorry to hear of your medical concerns - piper comes to us all one way or another whether we asked for piping or not but that in no way makes it fun to hear the call. Whether we hear from you again or not, take care of you and yours. No, really

 

[Raasyvibe]

hey raas, long time. recently had a vindictive person ive previously been close to change my gmail password and being as i aint got the sim i registered with anymore, bizarrely enough - that appears to be that in googles eyes. they want me to tell them the month and year i registered it, lol, i just about recall my birthday you cunts. so yeah, twas an old account and thus i lost a lot of fairly precious shit i cant get back, the least of which was your addy and naked pics but c'est la vie. figure i'll start at the bottom?(as it were) and work up

This mystery vindictive person has access to all the private e-mails I sent you!? including all the nude ones?? Damn, son... Good job i kept trim at the time.... sheesh. Sure, i'd be utterly delighted to re-send them to your new address. I do charge for copies however. After all, every man's entitled to his profit. I hope you understand.

Business aside, I don't really post here any more. Don't have any involvement/interest in illegal drugs, don't smoke and you know what, i'm even trying to give up alcohol completely. I'm just gonna start pissing everyone off now (even more so). Managed a dry January, which was...well...fucking torture. February in turn has been a messy month heh... but want to make the rest of 2018 a cleanish year if poss. Problem with alcohol is it's major prevalence. Cant even walk down the street without seeing a pub or an off license. Feels like you can't have a life or socialize if drink isn't involved. Very difficult to break out of.... Haven't been driven out the forum like you suggested, sure i've clashed with a lot of peoples opinions but do appreciate all the support that comes around here. Always a lot of helpful folk. Apologies also to a couple of you who i quarreled with in the past, life's too short for internet feuds and all that...


As for the siezures. Would imagine it was related to your prior drug usage but not sure if you want that publicized so i'll leave the speculation to a PM on a rainy day. Will be in touch. Not online so much these days but will find the time to muster up an e-mail and maybe, just maybe, include a few more nudes just for you. Just don't give your frikkin' password out to anyone again!!

 

[herbavore]

Business aside, I don't really post here any more. Don't have any involvement/interest in illegal drugs, don't smoke and you know what, i'm even trying to give up alcohol completely. I'm just gonna start pissing everyone off now (even more so). Managed a dry January, which was...well...fucking torture. February in turn has been a messy month heh... but want to make the rest of 2018 a cleanish year if poss. Problem with alcohol is it's major prevalence. Cant even walk down the street without seeing a pub or an off license. Feels like you can't have a life or socialize if drink isn't involved. Very difficult to break out of....

I've always thought that alcohol has to be one of the hardest drugs to quit--because you do have the dependence itself which is quite strong but on top of that you have society's truly built around its consumption. Great if you don't personally have a struggle with it but torture at every corner if you do.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

yeah shambles, i was thinking along similar lines but couldnt be fucked to edit for a bunch of druggy scum and what not. cheers for that

Yo Mr.Monkey! Still in Nigella's soiled smalls eh?

woe is me, my pile is dirty in name alone. the occasional soiled item, whenever freshly added atop become besmirched in my fetid? monkey'ness all too quickly..?

Hey BHM, nice to see you back posting even though I'm probably the only one saying that one .

hey man. its genuinely nice to see you again arnold, itll prolly be a fleeting reunion though you should know that you, your wit and yes, i confess - the gif too..? have been one of the few things ive missed over the intervening period. youll carry on doing fine without my continued presence though im sure

id love to put my continued absence down to having ripped a load of dumb as shit trusting cunts off a la mailmonkey, alas my steadfast rightwing morality prevents me from imitating the moneymaking actions of such kind and liberal folk as he..

no, i simply moved on. as one does, its hard to look back with any enthusiasm at a place so radically out of line with my sense of humour predominantly, not to mention politics. not that i in that much anymore either. ho hum etc


suffice to say youre one of exceptions, my man. take care man and thanks for the luls

This mystery vindictive person has access to all the private e-mails I sent you!? including all the nude ones?? Damn, son... Good job i kept trim at the time.... sheesh. Sure, i'd be utterly delighted to re-send them to your new address. I do charge for copies however. After all, every man's entitled to his profit. I hope you understand.

Business aside, I don't really post here any more. Don't have any involvement/interest in illegal drugs, don't smoke and you know what, i'm even trying to give up alcohol completely. I'm just gonna start pissing everyone off now (even more so). Managed a dry January, which was...well...fucking torture. February in turn has been a messy month heh... but want to make the rest of 2018 a cleanish year if poss. Problem with alcohol is it's major prevalence. Cant even walk down the street without seeing a pub or an off license. Feels like you can't have a life or socialize if drink isn't involved. Very difficult to break out of....? Haven't been driven out the forum like you suggested, sure i've clashed with a lot of peoples opinions but do appreciate all the support that comes around here. Always a lot of helpful folk. Apologies also to a couple of you who i quarreled with in the past, life's too short for internet feuds and all that...


As for the siezures. Would imagine it was related to your prior drug usage but not sure if you want that publicized so i'll leave the speculation to a PM on a rainy day. Will be in touch. Not online so much these days but will find the time to muster up an e-mail and maybe, just maybe, include a few more nudes just for you. Just don't give your frikkin' password out to anyone again!!

glad to see youre doin well my friend. will shoot you an email when i get chance


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and with that i'll quit darkening non-whitening yer doorsteps. close or whatever i dont mind.
take care and good day to all




























cunts.


~bhm

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fuckin hell monkey man, don't just fuck off like that - we need some of your cutting humour round these parts... :D

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

What a fine gentleman.

 

[KingOfWessex]

When i read the title i assumed this was a Dodgy gynaecologists apology thread. Like a sorry for shoddy and perhaps unethical fanny art. Wrong again....

 

[spacejunk]

Probably not far from the truth tbh

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Thanks King, now you've got me thinking about what would constitute unethical fanny art?

Someone drawing a moustache on it when you're asleep or art depicting fannies unethically??
As long as it's over-18, consensual fair-trade fanny art, I think it's ok (but fanny farts are far funnier)

 

[KingOfWessex]

Thanks King, now you've got me thinking about what would constitute unethical fanny art?

Someone drawing a moustache on it when you're asleep or art depicting fannies unethically??
As long as it's over-18, consensual fair-trade fanny art, I think it's ok (but fanny farts are far funnier)

The lines are so blurred i think creativity is king. At this point ethics are irrelevant. its all about bright colours and Pizzazz

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

The lines are so blurred i think creativity is king. At this point ethics are irrelevant. its all about bright colours and Jiz Ass

The lines are getting more blurred by the minute

 

[KingOfWessex]

The lines are getting more blurred by the minute

if Robin Thicke gets wind of this bussy then all hope is lost

 

[KingOfWessex]

What a cunt!!!

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Are your dreams taking a bit longer than you expected?

What a patronising cunt, especially as he's ripping off Gabrielle who said it first & better (& a little differently)

Dreams can come true
Look at me babe I'm with you
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong

Dreams can come true
Look at me babe I'm with you
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong


I can't be arsed to google that quote, but if it's fake, I'm going to be very cross
Who's Robin Thicke anyway?

 

[KingOfWessex]

Are your dreams taking a bit longer than you expected?

What a patronising cunt, especially as he's ripping off Gabrielle who said it first & better (& a little differently)

Dreams can come true
Look at me babe I'm with you
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong

Dreams can come true
Look at me babe I'm with you
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong


I can't be arsed to google that quote, but if it's fake, I'm going to be very cross
Who's Robin Thicke anyway?

more to the point why does Gabrielle wear an eye patch? She doesn't seem the "Rape and pillage" type

 

[spacejunk]

I remember that song.

who's this thick cunt?

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

more to the point why does Gabrielle wear an eye patch? She doesn't seem the "Rape and pillage" type

How unethical of you - and aren't you getting your Vikings & pirates a little mixed up?
For the record, if I can recall through the mists of pop trivia over two decades hence, I think she had a lazy eye....nogoogle