One occasion, I hid 2 Alprazolam Bars in the cassette desk of my stereo system. Well, as you might expect, they fell into the actual stereo. In the midst of a two day Amphetamine (Adderall) binge, I really needed to get at those Benzo's. The stereo had breathed its last that day and was violently destroyed. A fair trade of ~120$ = ~6$
Also, one time, I had 4 Adderall that I hid in a snowboard boot during summer in the back of my closet. A month later, I remembered I had stashed them randomly. I found only 3 pills in the boot (I destroyed the boot in a similar fashion as the stereo).
It's pretty obvious those Monsters Inc. fuckers have been robbing me blind for years and expect me to be too strung out to notice their deceptions...
Oh, how dangerously wrong they were...