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flyineyes

flyineyes

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Last year I found some really old Head Butter at the back of the bar fridge I'd totally forgotten about, so naturally I took a piece about the size of my thumb and ate it, this was at 2pm and a few hours later, nothing at all, ZERO! Nada, so I figured it was fully expired. So anyway, I was in the shower getting ready for work the next day and it hit me, fucken visuals even! when I closed my eyes all I could see were thousands of ultra detailed wheels spinning round, also I was paranoid as fuck because I had to go to work, my mouth was dryer than a newspaper and me eyes looked dipped in oil. Despite the paranoia, I was certain my co-workers knew and what's worse I'd only just been transferred to this branch 2 day's earlier and didn't know anyone, I was'nt talking because my mouth was glued together, I freaaked out so bad I just decided to come clean and txt'd my manager and explained what I'd done and she told me to go straight home and so they fired me the next day, my birthday lol!
I never in a thousand years would I have guessed weed could have legs that fucken long!
I hated that fucken job anyway.
 
just the other day my buddy told me a weed tincture didn't kick in for like 6 hours and then he was FRIED! he didn't get fired, though.

one time years ago, i turned a trailer (i was loading or unloading pallets) into a sardine- can because i didn't realize i was using a forklift with a pallet- blocking- guard that went above the mast (usually i had a lift with no guard).

well i wasn't stoned while at work, but the drug test would have detected thc (ironically i was only using d8 at that time period), so i had to resign.
 
Worked in a CoffeeShop and the owner.
Who had a super duper stupid system, a kassa for the drinks, a bulsthit carry metal box with key for MJ sales,
a beer glass under the counter for pre-rolls that everbody on the bar via the mirrors could see,
and one person in the whole establishment serving. Uninformed, a true Greenlighter.

Who at times had to 🚾

Cash shortages, they way they registerd with change of duty did was allready a flaw.
'O you short on pre roll s 100,-', of which the money is in the open view for customers under the counter.

'Maybe you put it in the box or kassa by mistake'. Mistake 2 owner, check where the shortage is.
If a employee insist he didn t mistakingly put in the wrong spot keep that in focus.
Or learn him about the bogus, customer tricks.

Well it got withdrawn from my pay, which 'i was fuckin pissed by'
basickly ment workin 10 hours hardcore for free. They evt did give me my pay.
On condition no more shortages they say. So hey nice knowing you i say and resign.
Did return as client now and then though. Never appeared on my tax sheet lucky so no official evidence 🤙

Even figured out who the thieve was, very slicky guy that knew i didn t know.
One of my best friend worked there too and did, never informed me, hey that what friends do.
Nothing. Less they fuck you sort of. Hermanos Para Siempre my ass.
 
My first or second job washing dishes at a Greek restaurant the owner was a younger guy cool I was like fifteen with long messy wild hair total hippie freak but no one had to see me eating in the dining area however one afternoon apparently they had to smell my doobie drafting in from through a screen door I was outside the kitchen wind happened to blow the thing right back inside through it had already been disciplined for misusing the whip cream cans out of the cooler freaking cook was watching me anyways that is pretty shitty of me right out of the one they use in the kitchen wtf made me pay for a whole case out of a paycheck but the joint was the final straw unfortunately a guy three times my age probably seemed kind of mentally challenged took me up on a couple puffs which got him fired too he probably needed the job more than me don't remember what my dad said pretty sure he got me the job ah well who the hell cares lol! 😜 😂
 
Yea when I was a teenager... Forgot to turn off the fryer before draining the grease to clean the machine.

I was across the kitchen when it was draining. I turned around and saw smoke pouring out of the machine. So I asked my coworker Anthony, " hey man why is that machine smoking like that"?
As soon as he turned around he ran over to it and slammed the lid shut, at the same time a burst of flames shot out the top as he slammed the lid shut and smothered the flames.
All I heard from him was " Wooooooo boi !! WHAT I TELL YOU ? ?? YOU HAVE TO TURN THEM THANGS OFF BEFORE YOU DRANE EM" !!!
as he flipped it off with finger.

I was so embarrassed. But also I was all of 16 and it was my first job. I didn't get in trouble as much as it scared me to never get high at work again.
 
nepalnt21 said:
just the other day my buddy told me a weed tincture didn't kick in for like 6 hours and then he was FRIED! he didn't get fired, though.

one time years ago, i turned a trailer (i was loading or unloading pallets) into a sardine- can because i didn't realize i was using a forklift with a pallet- blocking- guard that went above the mast (usually i had a lift with no guard).

well i wasn't stoned while at work, but the drug test would have detected thc (ironically i was only using d8 at that time period), so i had to resign.
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Fuck dude, yeah that sucks ;)
 
crazyhairman said:
Infact if you go into any fast food joint in America, just ask the manager on duty what's the dumbest stoner employee moment they had. I promise they will have you rolling on the floor.
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HA! I bet, I'd love to hear some of those doozies! lol
 
Once during a job interview that was going smooth dropped the word "relaxed".

:nug1::shrooms::joint::bean::stamp:

Probably went through his head as there was a long akward silence.
As he was probing me, was young so looked fresh n clean.
Then he broke the silence, as he made up his mind it had become a normal word.

Since the time he was younger, slip up, they did hire me.
Now they are bankrupt, btw not because of me.
They deserved it as they where everything i don t stand for.
They produced animal food for agriculture, pesticides and artifial N-P-K.

And my so called co-worker/ aka teacher a chain smoking, sweat smelling, lard ass.
Was not friendly at all, besides stinking. They fired me after ...

Discovered internet there, 1-st, visited drug sites, porn.
Without even knowing they could easy check that, and probably did. Shame.
 
yes ...in fact before about twenty years i missed a golden chance,because of weed....at that time got a sucessfull family busyness in the capital.....and in my free time i was in gym or smoke a joint from noon till bedtime....this mades me some kinda a lazy and blind about some other possibilities.I refuse very good offer for work....cause i have enough money and don't wanna go out from my comfort zone.....well huge mistake...crisis from 2008 made finish of our job...quitt all,leave the capital and now i am in the forest...is that was better choise or to take the offer and start to climbing in prestige office work in capital?idk.....what's done is done.....most of the time still feel stuck in the 90-ies....the past haunts me still
 
No, because everyone knew I was a pothead; and although I would have been fired for on job Cannabis use, as soon as I went medical, I took my documents to my union rep and subsequently human resources. As i had already disclosed my kidney failure to both, medical Cannabis became a zero issue. I was even allowed to eat gummies at work.

Tom
 
Nas47 said:
yes ...in fact before about twenty years i missed a golden chance,because of weed....at that time got a sucessfull family busyness in the capital.....and in my free time i was in gym or smoke a joint from noon till bedtime....this mades me some kinda a lazy and blind about some other possibilities.I refuse very good offer for work....cause i have enough money and don't wanna go out from my comfort zone.....well huge mistake...crisis from 2008 made finish of our job...quitt all,leave the capital and now i am in the forest...is that was better choise or to take the offer and start to climbing in prestige office work in capital?idk.....what's done is done.....most of the time still feel stuck in the 90-ies....the past haunts me still
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After this you might feel better. This is scientificly proved.

A bank employee/ manager/ director [🚻] earns 9, but produces 1.

vs

A nurse [🚻] earns 1, but produces produces 9

Inequality, the nr. s referring to earns vs productivity.
 
flyineyes said:
Last year I found some really old Head Butter at the back of the bar fridge I'd totally forgotten about, so naturally I took a piece about the size of my thumb and ate it, this was at 2pm and a few hours later, nothing at all, ZERO! Nada, so I figured it was fully expired. So anyway, I was in the shower getting ready for work the next day and it hit me, fucken visuals even! when I closed my eyes all I could see were thousands of ultra detailed wheels spinning round, also I was paranoid as fuck because I had to go to work, my mouth was dryer than a newspaper and me eyes looked dipped in oil. Despite the paranoia, I was certain my co-workers knew and what's worse I'd only just been transferred to this branch 2 day's earlier and didn't know anyone, I was'nt talking because my mouth was glued together, I freaaked out so bad I just decided to come clean and txt'd my manager and explained what I'd done and she told me to go straight home and so they fired me the next day, my birthday lol!
I never in a thousand years would I have guessed weed could have legs that fucken long!
I hated that fucken job anyway.
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Fucken long legs lmao. In my case, weed absolutely kills any motivation I might have to do anything, whether it's work or anything else. Recently I took a weekend trip to Mexico City to try and hook up with some girls that I met online. But instead of doing that, I went to a dispensary and spent the whole weekend smoking weed in my hotel room and made zero effort to meet any of them. It is not a good substance for me anymore that's for sure.
 
washingtonbound said:
Fucken long legs lmao. In my case, weed absolutely kills any motivation I might have to do anything, whether it's work or anything else. Recently I took a weekend trip to Mexico City to try and hook up with some girls that I met online. But instead of doing that, I went to a dispensary and spent the whole weekend smoking weed in my hotel room and made zero effort to meet any of them. It is not a good substance for me anymore that's for sure.
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I can only tolerate edibles at this point in my life. I get way too nervous/paranoid after smoking the stuff that's around nowadays. It seems like its become way too potent, and the CBD has basically been deleted from most strains. So my jam lately has been gummies that are 5:1 CBD:THC. They are 20mg CBD and 4mg THC. They work so well for pain, anxiety, and restlessness. They are seriously a miracle for me.
 
emkee_reinvented said:
After this you might feel better. This is scientificly proved.

A bank employee/ manager/ director [🚻] earns 9, but produces 1.

vs

A nurse [🚻] earns 1, but produces produces 9

Inequality, the nr. s referring to earns vs productivity.
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idk what that means friend this chart..weed never hurt me in any way.....but if u offer me right now a big fat joint or even a spliff....won't refuse u i tell ya
 
@Nas47 it means that the average bank employee,
does bout nothing.

Seen as production unit it produces 1.
But is payed extremely well for doing that.
Reflected by the 9.

For the average nurse unit its visa versa.
So in-equality.

Has nothing to do with Cannabis.
But you mentioned a missed carrier opportunity.
"prestige office work in capital"

Which could be, but not necessary be a bank-employee.
Just tried to cheer you up.

What was the job in the capital you missed ?
Was it good, better then living in the wood.
Assuming a house in the forest!
 
idk which was better .....capital...u know is a dangerous place for me....so everything goes as must be...i did not moan about missing oportunities......just thinkin 'bout an old times....not so young anymore u know....the weight.....the cross .....was lighter then
 
DrMike said:
I can only tolerate edibles at this point in my life. I get way too nervous/paranoid after smoking the stuff that's around nowadays. It seems like its become way too potent, and the CBD has basically been deleted from most strains. So my jam lately has been gummies that are 5:1 CBD:THC. They are 20mg CBD and 4mg THC. They work so well for pain, anxiety, and restlessness. They are seriously a miracle for me.
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Yea the bunk shit from the dispensary was terrible, high level of anxiety and paranoia and no euphoria at all.. time to hang that shit up
 
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