Lets start....
Once cleaning up after I had a party I was leaving for work and on my way out the door found 2.5 g's in a ziploc on the ground.
Was looking for a small piece of broken bong one day because I was bored and felt like repairing Roy Jones i found a gram of pot and a big chunk of hash in the shag carpet.
Back when I used to slang dope I would always just throw a gram over my shoulder and not look whenever I chopped up large amounts so that when I was in a hurtin state of dope I could just look around for 10 minutes or so and score on some dope. Its definitly saved my ass at least a half a dozen times.
One time at a party was taking a chick into the bushes to go fuck her and we ran into 4 full grown marijuana plants (Fuckin Gorgeous at the Time). So we had sex under the weed and I came back the next weekend to hack those fuckers down. Had to split the dope with some homies who helped me out but I still got a good 3 ounces off the fucker. And I got laid infront of maryjane
Ive come home from work countless times to find bowls I didnt finish the night before. Nothing goes down smooth like a surprise bong after work.
Found 2 ounces in a shopping bag hiding in the bushes near a creek last summer. The dope was a little bit damp but I sold it anyway so meh. I smoked a little and it was shwaggy so I just sold it.
Found 80 bucks in my pocket the morning after I got booked, that was sweet cause i was BROKE and needed money hard.
Was blazning in Lackies Bush one day (massive pot smoking bush) with a group of buddies when the 5-0 rolle down the hill. I watched him start talkin to a dealer and after a minute the group just booked in all different directions and I saw him throw a big bag of dope into the bushes. He took off, the cop left, I retrieved the dope. It was a little more than a half ounce. (shwing!)
A buddy bought a new bong and we only had a 5 piece to christen the fucker with. The night before I bought a half quarter, and I got so fucked that night I thought I smoked it all. We got to our blazing spot and as we were busting up our tiny ass session I look beside the seat and see one of the grams from that half quarter sitting on the ground smiling at me.
Sisters boyfriend came to my house for a few days with a half-quarter of moroccan hash...it was fuckin goooooooooood....anyway he smoked maybe a gram with me in the time he was here. Before he left to go back to school (4 hours away) we smoked a session, got really stoned, and he left. Oh wait, he left all his hash in my room

2.5 grams of hash...that lasted me...oh...maybe the afternooon?