~ Patented Miraculously Entheogenic Drug Charge Waiver ~
~ Magically Makes Drugs & Actual Crimes Legal
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*clearlly not true, your honor - but harmless enough. other than accepting responsibilities beyond my own realm and giving myself permission to stab you. In both eyes. Three times nightl or until u really really hurts loads and I get bored.
(Even Where They're Not Dotcha Know)
~ Now With Reduced Basis in Reality & Greater Repetition of the Bleedin' Obvious ~
Legall Disclaimer: This concept may contain snakeoil which should be taken with a pinch of salt in small doses and repeated endlessly for less effectiveness and more ignorance.
Allergy Warning: May contain nuts.
I
am obviously aware of most of my actions and (other than when unaware of them) and understand that I am going to ingest anything I ingest, and do so by my own free will as eveybody else can do so, so should I. Unless I'm unaware of my actions or am acting without free will.
I
always have and always will take full responsibility for any of the effects that the entheogenic substances has on my mind or body as it's common sense and decency to do so. And I am fortunate enough to live in a civilised country with health, welfare and social systems that can lend a hand if things go too wrong and I unwittingly cause hurt to myself or others. Or am just fucked up too bad to notice being a human being with all that that entails.
I
seem to be repeating myself but will still take full responsibility for any harm I may do to myself or others whilst under the influence of any entheogenic or other substances which may impair my thoughts and actions. Perhaps a lot more than I ever expected. As far as reasonable and possible anyway. I have no choice but to trust wider society and my peers to decide upon any action deemed appropriate where responsibility in this sense has become meaningless as that is the law and I am not above it - simply disagreeing with it.
I
would be pretty bloody silly and using excessive levels self-importance to take full responsibility for any decisions I may make while under the influence of the substance and so will wait till I've fully come down and reintegrated the experience before doing anything too radical or irreversible to act on any decisions made whilst impaired as I try to be a responsible drug user. I'm mostly trying to say the same simple small thing again and again to make it seem more like a thing with real value than hollow words and am struggling so please forgive this one as an also ran.
I
may or may not hold anyone responsible, legally or otherwise, except myself (although that's not my decision to make, of course), for the effects of the substance (which I didn't cause or create as it would have done it's thing whoever ate it but I will certainly play a part in the outcome like it or not) or my actions while intoxicated (or otherwise when not intoxicated same as anyone else) as is surely common sense and, even with senseless, reckless and unreasonable assumptions like these, it's simply not feasible, practical or even possible to make these blindly hoperful assumptions about unknown and unknowable possibilities I cannot possibly have advance warning or knowledge of. Previously I also repeat things I have previously stated repeatedly for padding and pleasure to make no particular point.beyond the one I've repeated a lot to make me feel I'm important enough to make a difference to things beyong my ken and nobody else thought the same.
I
certainly do understand that entheogenic, psychedelic chemicals can be extremely powerful, extremely weak or usually somewhere in between. I also understand that the effects are variable and an experience is not guaranteed. As I just said but you may have forgotten or been distracted by rearranging the same, similar and occasionally differently irrelevant words since then. Told you I was clever
I will say it again - slowly, forcefully and with unwarranted delusions of pretentious grandeur and also for the hard of thinking and higher than was strictly necessary on a school night. And I like to feel important and needed instead of just knowing it
I take full legal responsibility for all of my actions, as well as all effects relating to the entheogenic substance(s), both short-term and long-term, wherever it is appropriate and not just a bit self-important and silly like here in this clause.
I hereby declare, with the signing of this document that I hold no one responsible in any way shape or form other than myself for anything relating to my entheogenic experience, the entheogenic substance or substances the administrator of the entheogenic substance. I accept sole responsibility and realise this is a nice, if slightly repetitive, gesture only partially based in reality and would not be of any legal value whatsoever. Not even close. And I have a stash of entheogenic journeys put by in baggies and sat in my scales box which would bump possession up to supply for any possible test case, Cuntstubble Dribble. Come get them and my plants if you want them that badly
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Shambles
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A chilly February morning, listening to birds tweet and trolls repeat. 25/2/10 7.57AM and counting
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