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embarrassing drug related stories

SorbetCitron said:
I was, on national TV, featuring on a documentary about the work of the city emergency services on new years eve. I have no recollection at all of any camera crew. I can just imagine what an absolute state I must have looked, how awful I must have sounded as well as what I was saying!
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hahaha, oh man, that's good shit.

At the university I attend there is a big hill everyone has to walk up from the dorms to get to town and where most of the parties are. Well there is a huge building built into/on the side of that hill (an entrance on the top floor at the town, also an entrance on the opposite side of the building on the bottom floor, which is at the bottom of the hill), and it stays open all night... so those who are in the know can take the elevator in the building to get to town instead of trekking it up the hill. I do not know how well I explained that, but it's a cool trick. Not everyone knows about it, so it works. I don’t live on the same part of campus anymore, but I imagine people are still doing it.

Well its Friday night and about that time, so after smoking a bowl my friend and I leave our dorm to go out. We are high and feeling lazy so we decide to take the elevator. So we are in the elevator shooting the shit, (old building, many stories high, it's a relatively long elevator ride) and when we get to the top and the door opens there are two girls waiting for the elevator. They seem really surprised when the door opens and we exit, like blatant take-a-step-back surprised, which was strange. Even though it may seem like it would be surprising to see people in a lecture building at 10 30 on a Friday night, enough people know about this trick that it is common to see fellow party-go'rs taking the same route. BUT after commenting on the girls’ strange expression, we realize that we are still on the bottom floor; we got in the elevator and never selected a floor, it was never moving. ha-ha, we were just standing in there talking, thinking we were on our way up. So the second the girls pressed the elevator call button, the door immediately opened and there were just two dudes chilling in there like it was the thing to do. And because we did not immediately realize what had happened, we returned the girls’ “wtf” expression as we crossed paths. They must of thought we were crazy… “Fuck yea we were just hanging out in this elevator, doesn’t everyone?”

Not really embarrassing as who cares what those chicks thought, we don't know them and if we did it that would be fucking great, but... here's another maybe slightly more embarrassing story....

I was at a house-party or somewhere with a friend, and we meet these two girls. We get acquainted and at the end of the night they come with us back to the dorms to smoke a bowl. We were not about to get laid or anything (this friend and i are tight, but "i've got my bed, your choice is between my roommates bed or the futon, just use a fucking towel" isn't gonna work here), we were really just smoking a end of the night bowl, so nothing is on the line, but still we were not trying to act a fool in front of these girls. Anyway I had shit in my room so that is where we are heading. We get to my dorm and ascend the stairs to my floor. We get to my room, and I am trying to open my door but the key won't work... obviously this confuses me. So, I'm swearing and trying to get my fucking door to open, and all the sudden I hear a girls voice in the room, so I think "haha, holy shit is my roommate getting laid?" but the girl responsible for the voice opens the door and I quickly realize he isn't... I live in 319 and am currently trying to get into 219. Haha, so its beer:30 in the morning and I am drunk, trying to bust into some random chicks dorm room with my friend and two newly met members of the opposite sex. The girl who lived there thought it was funny, but she came to the door in her pj's and had clearly been sleeping. The two girls we were with thought it was pretty funny too. My friend thought I was a huge fucking idiot. I certainly was putting my noob game forward that night.

sorry, long post, but i fucking love drug/alcohol stories.

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haha, hold on, one more... I'll make it quick... Alright, this is back in high school when i had to drive places- a terrible burden. I was driving from somewhere to somewhere with this girl, and we had recently smoked/maybe were smoking (I know, driving high is bad, but sometimes bad things happen). This girl had been smoking for a year or two but only once a month or so, so she was pretty green. Well all the sudden the girl grabs my arm screams, "oh my god, STOP!" I was not new to cannabis at the time, so I had the good sense not to slam on my brakes in the middle of the road. So, I slow down and ask the girl what is happening, why am I stopping? I was actually kind of worried, her out-burst was really sincere and I was thinking something real might be happening that required my immediate attention. But her response to "jesus! What!? Why? What happened? What is going on here?" was... "It's dark down there." It was night and when we reached a point in the road where it dipped down, so my headlights went over the dip and only illuminated the road right in front of us and where the road starts again after the dip, so there was kind of a small a small stretch of road in between that was still dark. That is why I almost brought a few tons of metal to a screeching halt in a matter of seconds. It amazes me how high some people can get. Obviously, I had to have a talk with this girl about passenger-etiquette in my vehicle.
 
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the other night, my bf and i had a few friends over to drink at a hotel. its safe to say we all got pretty properly loaded, but one guy was already drunk when he arrived.

fast forward 1/2 hr and what must have been at least another 7 shots and i find him outside, crawling on the groud bleeding from his nose and forehead. he fell off of a table onto some concrete. we had to carry him back to the room, hold him down and wipe him up and then throw him into the corner (facedown) and let him try to sleep it off.

same night, another guy threw up after doing two shots. projectile vomit all over the bathroom, chunks on the door frame and mirror. it was nasty.

also, in high school i had two of my friends throw up in my bed in the same weekend. the second time, my friend was still sleeping in my bed and my drunk ass was all beligerent like "fuck that kid, im sleeping in my bed tonight (even tho there was puke all over it)!" so with the assistance of my friend, we rolled him put of my bed and let him crawl into the hallway where he slept quite soundly on the stairs.

i cant remember doing anything really crazy embarassing while under the influence, mostly just passing out way early. well, i did go through a period where i always wanted to declothe myself. that was pretty embarassing.

btw this thread is HILARIOUS!!!!
 
at a party already a little drunk,
some guy passes the vapo hose to me after its gone around a few times, with the wrong end in my hand and the mouth piece at the vaporizer itself, needless to say i burnt my lips pretty painfully on the very hot wrong end of the vapo.
 
I'm sure i have a ton of them, but some that come to memory are:

once i dropped 4 hits of some decent L and there was a huge snow storm, so we couldn't drive home. I ended up crashing at my friends dorm room. At like 4 or 5 in the morning i got up to piss and i was still tripping pretty hard. I come back from the bathroom and i realize i have no idea what room number my friends room is. I was too fucked up when we got to her room earlier in the night, so i had absolutely no idea where her room was located.

I ended up knocking on doors and peeking in rooms (i was no sketched out/still tripping hard and totally thought someone thought i was trying to steal from them or rape them or some shit). Finally someone came out of their room and i'm mumbling some incoherent shit "this isn't the room....it was right here, it was real i was just there" and eventually stammered out "andrea" (my friends name). So this girl who's looking at me like i'm a fucking nut job, just points to the sign on the door that said "andrea." WOW i felt dumb after that.

Another LSD related moment happened this halloween. I dropped (i don't remember the exact dose) but at least 6 or 7 hits maybe more of some very heady acid. I was coming up really hard, I was alone and tripping so hard I had to go into the computer room and listen to music to try to chill out because just sitting on the couch was too intense for me.

So theres a knock at my front door. I completely forget that it's halloween and open the door to see that it was a gorilla knocking at my front door. Panic sunk in. I screamed "NOOOOO!!!!" like there was someone with a gun at my door. I slammed the door with all my strength while the gorilla tried to push the door open. Now the gorilla says "mike! mike! mike! it's me". I open the door and see my buddy with the mask off and respond "dude acid man fucking dropped some acid man" It turned out my friend wanted to show me his sweet halloween costume. We laughed our asses off for a good 20 minutes. and it still makes me giggle like a little kid whenever we talk about it the hilarity can't really be expressed in words.

I probably have a million more stupid stories remembering them in the problem. Theres probably good reason that I don't remember most of them.

edit: this really sucked. I should mention i lived with my dad and step mom at the time. I got home from work and drank 2 tall glasses of vodka (probably about 6 shots each) within an hour and passed out around 7pm. I woke up the next morning and came down and sat on the couch with no recollection of the night. It was all wet and smelled like piss, but i was too hungover to think much of it and sat on the other couch. When my dad woke up I asked him for money (i was dopesick and needed my morning shot before work.)

He was soooo pissed at me and then said "you don't remember what you did last night you f___ing asshole?!!!! You got up off the couch, whipped out your dick and pissed all over the couch." I should also mention my dad and step mom were in same room watching tv when i did this. :\ and then he gave me 10 bucks so i could get a bag of heroin and go back to work to repeat the cycle of addiction. i was such at mess at the time.
 
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TALLY said:
Back in High School, my parents were outta town and i had a party at my house for the 4th of July. Well, i end up eating a 10 strip of acid. Well, the cops come because we decided to have a huge fireworks war. Theres a buncha underage drinking and drugs at the party. So Everyone runs inside and locks the door before the cops can get us. Everybody ends up sitting in the dark for like 3 hours, while the cops repeatedly call the house and knock on the door. Needless to say i flipped the fuck out and have the worse trip ever. Well, finally the cops leave and then everyone else does too. Im left there all alone stil tripping and bugging the fuck out. Turns out almost all the beer from that night was still in my fridge. So i drink like two twelve packs straight and get fucking drunk as shit. Then, I get the brilliant idea to go skinny dipping in my pool backyard. So, what do i do....lock myself out butt booty ass naked outside. Im drunk as shit and still trippin. Its like 6 or 7 in the morning and i walk around to the front of my house butt naked to see if maybe i can find a window that is unlocked and i see that my neighbor is outside getting his morning paper. The dude is staring at me like I am a lunatic and i dont like it because i am drunk as shit. So, i take me hand and wave my dick and balls at him. Needless to say he was pissed. Finally i found an unlocked window and crawled back in.
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How did I miss this? I'm still LOL'ing hard.
 
I was sitting outside my dorm freshman year of college peaking on shrooms... needless to say my understanding of the world around me was not at its best. A girl that I know from HS but didn't go to my college had told me earlier in the day she was coming to visit another friend in a dorm across from mine.

Anyway I had forgotten about this, and as I'm getting up to walk back inside my dorm thinking things are a little too intense and theres too many people aroudn, I hear somebody calling my name. Its a girl, but I turn around and don't recognize her cause shes kind of far away and its been a while since I've seen this particular girl. So anyway in my trip state I think to myself she must be talking to another person with the same name, so I look around but there are no other guys around. She calls my name again like all WTF this time because we are looking right at each other except I have no idea what is going on. By now her friends are starting to laugh because of how ridiculous I look. We stare at each other for a few seconds as she starts to walk towards me, saying my name once more. Still really confused about who she is and why she is calling my name (still thinking there is a large possibility she is talking to somebody with the same name or has me confused for somebody else cause I certainly don't recognize her), anyway I feel slightly threatened so I quickly walk inside the dorm and run up to my room.

When I was starting to come down it finally got thru my thick skull who the girl was. I haven't talked to her since that day 5 years ago. She must think I hate her or something I have no idea how to explain what actually happened. She doesnt trip anyway she would never understand.

I felt awful, how embarrassing for her in front of her friends to be totally ignored by me.
 
the other night, i went to a party with two friends of mine, me and my buddy were running the beerpong table all night. we had only lost twice, and won like 22 games, also drinking other beers the whole night, and before going i had snorted most of an 80, at the party this chick i know convinced me to eat a bowl of frosted flakes she poured because she didnt want them (this wasnt hard, i was fucked up, hungry, and i'm a fat kid, haha) well i was driving home, my two buddys in the car, all of a sudden i had to puke, first out the window down the side of my car, next time same thing, third time right onto my dash/windshield and then out my window. proceeded to pull over, wipe it up with my shirt and drive home. but its been the story for about 3-4 days that everyone has heard/laughed about.
 
Ghettochrist said:
I've been with someone whom ingested 3 hits of blotter with 3 of us who also had the same, and there were three other housemates whom were sober...

He ended up naked and screaming the most insane bollox ever he had to be held down by 4 people.. he tried touching himself at some point..

he shouted for hours.. the most insane nonsensical bullshit about japs eye and cracking the galaxy.. we even have a Video but it's so scary yet so ridiculously funny at the same time you can't decide which it is.. it scares me that the video even exists lmfao.. but i know that certain people will not be deleting it aha. *shakes head*

i just hope he don't see it.. aha might collapse his mind.
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I have two words for you.... YOU TUBE!!! Do it, you know you wanna!
 
When I first got to college all I had experiance with was smoking pot. While I had done plenty of that I hadn't yet experimented with anything else. I tripped on shrooms for my first time in that October but was still a heavy novice to the drug game, and had absolutely no fucking clue how potent painkillers were.

To put how I thought about them in perspective, a kid in my high school got busted with Oxycontin, and when I heard about it I wondered why anyone would do any weak drug a doctor can give you when you can just smoke pot and get a real high. I always just kinda thought pills were just something kids did if they ended up getting into there parents stash and were bored.

So when my friend showed up late November of my freshman year with a box of 160 microgram Fentynal pops, it was an immense understatement that I had no fucking clue what I was getting myself into. I happened to go to sleep free balling in a pair of champion running shorts, so being a lazy college student I just threw a pair of pants on over them and walked over to my friends dorm room where I first laid eyes on what would end up changing my life forever.

So I get one of the pops from him, and he just tells me to suck on it until I feel fucked up. This probably wasnt the best idea as even though those pops were made to have a slow release, it still takes a while for them to work there way into your system so just going at it with them is probably not a good idea.

So there I am starting to feel a mild buzz and pulling a almost entirely finished Fentynal pop out of my mouth thinking this stuff really isnt that bad, when I get the urge to go outside and smoke a cigarette. There was only one entrance to our dorm room and it had a nice roofed in porch surrounded by benches where everyone would go to smoke.

By the end of that year that porch would have been exposed to so many drug induced antics by my clique of friends and I that the residents stopped caring about our ridiculous behavior and accepted that at any given time there would probably be up to 3 or 4 people rambling incoherently and generally freaking the shit out of all the normal students. But at this point we were just a bunch of stoners like most other college kids, so after about 10 minutes outside, after the full force of the pop started to kick in, the sight of some kid freeballing it in tight running shorts and a t shirt in the north Philadelphia winter was quite a surprise. The stares only became more intense when I decided that it would be a good idea to simply start eating my cigarettes instead of smoking them, and by that point I had a small crowd of people just standing around me staring. Best part was I didnt give a flying fuck until after the effects wore off, but I got quite a few uncomfortable stares from that point forward.
 
At a party with a ton of people who were pretty messed up on weed and alcohol. I went into the bathroom to piss to find my two friends stacking shit on top of the toilet so no one could pee. There was a monster stack of shampoo and picture frames and I had to go way to bad to clean it up so when my friends left i just threw open the shower curtain and started to pee in the drain with the water running. All was well until one of the owners of the house came stumbling into the bathroom because I forgot to close the door. He saw me pissing in the shower and got super mad wondering what the fuck was happening.

Later that night i was sitting on the couch in a circle smoking out of a bong when he comes in and says "hey you are that kid that pee'd in my shower!!" The people around me were like wtf was going on so i started to explain myself. (I love bullshitting drunk people with ridiculous stories because they usually believe it.) There were about 8 people standing around when i started telling the story of why i was in the shower, I said i was sitting on the couch when a giant black dude just started rubbing his bare ass on my hair and that he got "Doo doo all over my face." I told them that I had to go shower it off and that i set the water warm and warm water always makes me pee and i couldnt hold it so i just let it go in the shower. as i was telling the story more people kept wandering into the room and listening in and eventually there was a crowd of like 15 people all hearing about a black dude that was rubbing his ass on people while they were sitting.

It was probably one of the funniest things i have ever been a part of and to this day most of the people who heard the story still think it is true.
 
About 4 years ago I went to a rave with my current boyfriend, it was basically our first date so we were still in that cutesy ultra-polite phase of the relationship.
After taking my first pill of the evening, we were sitting on a grassy area in the corner with a few other mates. I had a really bad headache so my boyfriend went off to see if he could find someone with panadol (cute!). When he was gone I was coming up extremely hard and nodding off and hallucinating etc etc. Our mate Dan came over to me and I waved to him and called out "Hey Dan!" and promtly vomited all over myself.
HILARIOUS!!!!!
Lucky it was just water and bile so I didn't smell and I was able to rinse myself off.
AND lucky my boyfriend wasn't there to see it! That would've been really attractive...
We still laugh about it hehe.
 
Last night I was with a lady friend, (She's a good friend and I've known her for a couple of years now).
We were both high/drunk.
Anyway, I woke up this morning and couldnt remember much of the night beforehand.
I walked into her front room where she was sat there smiling.
She said how much she enjoyed herself with me last night (honestly can't remember any sex, bar a 1 second flashback of being with her in the bathroom).
She then started laughing and said "I could of been anyone last night and you wouldn't of cared would you?"
I asked "what do you mean?"
She then proceeded to tell me that whilst in the heat of things last night I apparently asked her "so where abouts do you work then?". (Bear in mind she's a good friend and I've known her for years, lol)
Luckily we both found it funny and sat there laughing about it.
Thank god she took it so well!
 
I've got quite a few embarrassing moments in my years of drug use.

Let's see...I've pissed myself on a few different occasions. Pathetic, eh? I remember being so folded on morphine and xanax with a couple of friends that I passed out in the chair, only waking up to realize that I had pissed myself. It took a couple weeks to live that one down.

I remember dosing some L with two of my best friends when I was sixteen. We had got towards the peak of the experience, and my buddy Matt is in the floor with a comforter over his body, spinning around in circles. All the sudden he stops, peeks his head out of the blanket and says, "Did I just piss myself? Ah fuck, I did." Turns out, he didn't. Then we were convinced that the floor was soaking wet from another source, in which I took it upon myself to wake my dad up and tell him that we somehow flooded the house. (he's always been cool with my use of hallucinogens) He just laughed and went back to sleep.

One more...I remember a night that I dosed 7 triple-stack green spades(which turned out to be meth-bombs) and got the idea to go to Wal-Mart to get some glowsticks. I end up walking up to the register with the whole box of glowsticks, but I hear that classic Verizon ringtone, and then a guy picks up his phone and he says, "can you hear me now?". I flipped the fuck out and ran out of the store. I never went back to that Wal-Mart again.
 
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guikid said:
mseafood that reminds me of a story my friends told me where they were all pretty much psyched out from a ridiculous amount of coke and hiking in the woods. They didnt have enough pot to roll one more joint so one of the guys (the ex miltiary psycho,go figure) picks up some deer shit and crumbles it into the joint and doesnt tell anyone until after they started actin "weird". They swear(to the point I believe em) that they felt like they were on an onset to a trip for a while. Then the guy told them and they beat his ass. The exmilitary guy loves this story where as the other 2 shit a brick everytime he tells it in front of women.
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Hahaha what the fuuuuuck!!
 
Pudaan said:
Later that night i was sitting on the couch in a circle smoking out of a bong when he comes in and says "hey you are that kid that pee'd in my shower!!" The people around me were like wtf was going on so i started to explain myself. (I love bullshitting drunk people with ridiculous stories because they usually believe it.) There were about 8 people standing around when i started telling the story of why i was in the shower, I said i was sitting on the couch when a giant black dude just started rubbing his bare ass on my hair and that he got "Doo doo all over my face." I told them that I had to go shower it off and that i set the water warm and warm water always makes me pee and i couldnt hold it so i just let it go in the shower. as i was telling the story more people kept wandering into the room and listening in and eventually there was a crowd of like 15 people all hearing about a black dude that was rubbing his ass on people while they were sitting.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!! omg i havent laughed that hard in a while!

back when i was living with my mom, she was out of town for a week and it was just my girlfriend and i. well, we were both tweaked to hell, just got done having furious meth sex, and she was getting ready to take a bath. naked as the day i was born, i started putting clean sheets on the bed, arranging the topsheet, comforter, duvet, pillows, etc.. it looked fucking nice. yeah, i was really spun. finally im finished, sweating rivers, and she's about to head to the bathroom for her bath. i pulled the covers over to the side and slide into my freshly made bed, rambling on about something. casually when she wasnt paying attention (it was still a very new relationship, not yet at the point where i was comfortable farting around her) i tried to pass gas, but whaddya know.. it was a little more than gas. actually it was a lot more than gas. and it was all over the bed, but discreetly hidden under the covers. i was petrified. she didn't even notice though, so when she asked if id take a bath with her, i just smiled and declined, saying i didnt wanna move for a little bit. well, she just takes her time, walking around the house, chattering on about this or that, still about to take that bath but obviously distracted here and there. the whole time im sitting in my shit, praying to god she didnt come over to the bed and she'd just hurry up and have her bath.

after what seemed like forever, she finally went into the bathroom and closed the door behind her. i slid out of that bed so fast. slid because i figured since it was already dirty, i might as well wipe whats stuck to my cheeks on the sheets anyway. i dont even stop to really clean up so much, im too worried about her coming back out and seeing what's going on. immediately, i yank everything off the bed--blanket, sheets, pillows, etc. wrap everything up inside the blanket and bring it out into the garage where i immediately throw it into the wash. i manage to get back inside, get into the other bathroom to clean up, and walk out just as my girlfriend is coming out of her bath.

she noticed the bare mattress and asked why i took everything off after i had worked so hard on making the bed in the first place? i forgot what kind of bullshit excuse i gave her... but months later i ended up telling her what really went down. she found it hilarious. so did i... when i told her. when it was happening? not so much.. :\
 
There was an evening not long ago where I had done some acid pretty late in the night so by the time morning came around I was still quite high. So I went home around 9:00 am and I'm just sitting in my bed naked about to watch a movie and I look down and start thinking about when the last time I 'trimmed' was, so I go and grab some scissors and on the very first cut I did, I sliced right into my ball sack.

I can't believe I decided "hey, I'm high on acid, what a perfectly reasonable time to trim my pubes"
 
TheMightyBoosh said:
There was an evening not long ago where I had done some acid pretty late in the night so by the time morning came around I was still quite high. So I went home around 9:00 am and I'm just sitting in my bed naked about to watch a movie and I look down and start thinking about when the last time I 'trimmed' was, so I go and grab some scissors and on the very first cut I did, I sliced right into my ball sack.

I can't believe I decided "hey, I'm high on acid, what a perfectly reasonable time to trim my pubes"
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That's fucking hilarious lol
 
I've posted this on BL before but it belongs in this thread too.

On the night of my senior prom I took an E pill before the dance but it never hit me, but my date was rolling her tits off so I was kinda pissed. To fix this I started chugging vodka and all the other alcohol I could get my hands on once I got to the after party. Needless to say I wasn't conscious for much longer. I finally regained consciousness at around 8 AM to the sound of the party's host and her friends screaming at me to stop me from pissing on a lamp in the corner of their living room. There were still two weeks left of school after that so I never heard the end of it.
 
TheMightyBoosh said:
There was an evening not long ago where I had done some acid pretty late in the night so by the time morning came around I was still quite high. So I went home around 9:00 am and I'm just sitting in my bed naked about to watch a movie and I look down and start thinking about when the last time I 'trimmed' was, so I go and grab some scissors and on the very first cut I did, I sliced right into my ball sack.

I can't believe I decided "hey, I'm high on acid, what a perfectly reasonable time to trim my pubes"
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Hahaha, I fucking LOL'd dude, Nice one.

Back in high school me and a few friends were rolling our balls off it was probably like our second or third time ever rolling but we're all chillin out on the top of this hill so one of the girls and I think it's would be fun as shit to lay sideways and roll our body's down this hill, so we do and about half way down i realized i rolled over something that smelled quite awful, when we finally stop i stand up to realize i just rolled over a huge steaming pile of dog shit and mind you i'm only wearing a wifebeater and had no shirt to put on so i had to walk all the way back to my house with dog shit all over my wifebeater.
 
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