oolong
Bluelighter
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- Jan 28, 2006
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hey all, sorry if this is a duplicate post, i looked around the last few pages and didn't see it done before but if it has, then i apologize.
anyway, this is for your 'seventeen magazine' assed shit! piss yourself in public? call your dad instead of your dealer by mistake? go on and on about hard you're rolling and then find out the pills were caffeine? post about it here!
mine aren't that great, but here's a few to start things off:
#1. when i was 12 or 13 or so i knew some kids who smoked weed and i had taken a few hits so i knew the general jist of things but wasn't too familiar with the specifics. but for some reason i had this reputation at school as being this huge stoner. so when i scored some of my own for the first time i invited a bunch of people to come over and smoke with me; some of them i didn't know very well including my friend's cousin who i had a crush on at the time. they all expected me to roll the joint, and i was acting like hot shit so i didn't want them to find out i had no idea how. so i took a whole bud and wrapped it up in the paper, like a burrito. then i spent like 5 minutes trying to get the paper to stay together because i didn't realise you had to lick the adhesive to get it to stick. when i looked up everyone was all staring at me, wondering what the fuck i was doing and finally i just asked my friend to roll it because my fingers were too sweaty
#2. around the same time, i knew what LSD was but i didn't realise that acid was just another name for LSD. for some reason i thought that 'acid' was a stimulant that made you go crazy and jump out of windows, and that 'blue acid' and 'green acid' were different drugs and that green was the stronger one. i remember getting into a conversation with some older hippie / stoner type kids and thinking i was all smart talking to them about "LSD is just a visionary experience, cops should stop busting people for LSD and focus on hard drugs like green acid, that stuff is dangerous" man i was full of shit when i was in middle school, haha.
#3. not mine but a friend told it to me - he was in home economics class and they were cooking noodles. the teacher comes over and says "your pot is hanging out" so he instinctively shoves the baggy in his pocket down with his hand. she gives him a really weird look, then he looks over and notices that the handle of the pot he's cooking with is sticking out over the edge of the stove
#4. i was in a van with a group of friends, they were all drinking and i was tripping on DXM. i had to fart so i let one rip and then for some reason i became convinced that i had shit my pants on accident. even though i didn't feel any crap in my pants, i was super paranoid. so i thought "well there's one way to check" so i stuck my hand down the back of my underwear and i didn't feel any shit so i was like phew. but then a few seconds later i started thinking "well maybe i didn't do it right" so i stuck my hand in my pants again and this time my friend saw me and he gave me a weird look so i told him "it's cool, i'm just checking to see if i shit my pants". then apparently i kept sniffing a lot over the night because i was worried that i would crap my pants and not even feel it. i don't remember it very well but the people who were there won't let me forget it
#5. this is the only one that happened this year. i'm a promoter and i was working the merch table at one of our parties while i was coming down off a roll. so it was dark and there were rave lights everywhere, and i could barely see 2 feet in front of my face cause of all the tracers. so this guy walks up and he starts looking at some videos and asks what these are from so i tell him and he looks at it a little and to make small talk i ask him "so is this the first time you've been to one of our events" and he's like "...uh" and then one of the lights shines on his face and i realise it's one of the other guys in my crew who i've know for like 3 years. whoops.
sooo... contribute your own!
anyway, this is for your 'seventeen magazine' assed shit! piss yourself in public? call your dad instead of your dealer by mistake? go on and on about hard you're rolling and then find out the pills were caffeine? post about it here!
mine aren't that great, but here's a few to start things off:
#1. when i was 12 or 13 or so i knew some kids who smoked weed and i had taken a few hits so i knew the general jist of things but wasn't too familiar with the specifics. but for some reason i had this reputation at school as being this huge stoner. so when i scored some of my own for the first time i invited a bunch of people to come over and smoke with me; some of them i didn't know very well including my friend's cousin who i had a crush on at the time. they all expected me to roll the joint, and i was acting like hot shit so i didn't want them to find out i had no idea how. so i took a whole bud and wrapped it up in the paper, like a burrito. then i spent like 5 minutes trying to get the paper to stay together because i didn't realise you had to lick the adhesive to get it to stick. when i looked up everyone was all staring at me, wondering what the fuck i was doing and finally i just asked my friend to roll it because my fingers were too sweaty
#2. around the same time, i knew what LSD was but i didn't realise that acid was just another name for LSD. for some reason i thought that 'acid' was a stimulant that made you go crazy and jump out of windows, and that 'blue acid' and 'green acid' were different drugs and that green was the stronger one. i remember getting into a conversation with some older hippie / stoner type kids and thinking i was all smart talking to them about "LSD is just a visionary experience, cops should stop busting people for LSD and focus on hard drugs like green acid, that stuff is dangerous" man i was full of shit when i was in middle school, haha.
#3. not mine but a friend told it to me - he was in home economics class and they were cooking noodles. the teacher comes over and says "your pot is hanging out" so he instinctively shoves the baggy in his pocket down with his hand. she gives him a really weird look, then he looks over and notices that the handle of the pot he's cooking with is sticking out over the edge of the stove
#4. i was in a van with a group of friends, they were all drinking and i was tripping on DXM. i had to fart so i let one rip and then for some reason i became convinced that i had shit my pants on accident. even though i didn't feel any crap in my pants, i was super paranoid. so i thought "well there's one way to check" so i stuck my hand down the back of my underwear and i didn't feel any shit so i was like phew. but then a few seconds later i started thinking "well maybe i didn't do it right" so i stuck my hand in my pants again and this time my friend saw me and he gave me a weird look so i told him "it's cool, i'm just checking to see if i shit my pants". then apparently i kept sniffing a lot over the night because i was worried that i would crap my pants and not even feel it. i don't remember it very well but the people who were there won't let me forget it
#5. this is the only one that happened this year. i'm a promoter and i was working the merch table at one of our parties while i was coming down off a roll. so it was dark and there were rave lights everywhere, and i could barely see 2 feet in front of my face cause of all the tracers. so this guy walks up and he starts looking at some videos and asks what these are from so i tell him and he looks at it a little and to make small talk i ask him "so is this the first time you've been to one of our events" and he's like "...uh" and then one of the lights shines on his face and i realise it's one of the other guys in my crew who i've know for like 3 years. whoops.
sooo... contribute your own!
