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Munroe

Munroe

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Aside from loved up mephedrone texts and conversations, and going to a crowded public place peaking on 12~mg insufflated 2C-E I have surprisingly few in comparison to my sober life.

Possibly one of my more amusing/embarrassing was from the glory days of secret underage drinking. I'd come home leathered and managed to sneak in upstairs to bed unnoticed, I began to feel a bit queasy and new that I was going to be sick.
I couldn't go to the bathroom as it'd attract unwanted attention I cunningly emptied my booze and kebab filled stomach out of my bedroom window going completely undetected. SUCCESS!

...or so I thought. Was woken up in the morning by my mother asking me how what looked like a bucket full of doner meat and vomit ended up on the windscreen of her car.


Everyone's got one or two, Whats yours?
 
pissing out of a hotel window on a blues and booze mishap

umm countless that will in time come to me
 
releasing my bowels all over the place on vodka, ketamine and mephedrone but being so fucked i carried on partying all night because i didnt realise :(
 
long story short, one new years eve after too many pills and lots of booze was back at my mates house and I went to go have a piss, but ended up in his mums bedroom an pissed all over the floor, then got in the bed (she wasn't in it at the time) and then I fell asleep and pissed myself in the bed too. Was rather embarrassing and has haunted me for many years since. lol
 
not the only one that seems to of done them meph fone calls then =D

i remember coming home late one night on acid to find my mother watching some weird movie (it was the acid, not the movie) we have a big mirror in our living room and it wasnt till i walked past it that i realised how much i was tripping, i stopped and looked at myself the mirror for what seemed like only a minute, my pupils were huge! my mum asked what i was looking at, i turned round, 2p pupils and eyes wide as anything and just said 'my face' then turned back round to go into the kitchen, i came back in and decided to sit down and see if i could make head or tail of what this movie was about, it had this girl making all these different types of food and each food had a different effect for the people that ate it, i just kept saying 'they are all on drugs, seriously, look thats obviously a pie mixed with valium/that gravy must have pills in it' it wasnt til i got bored and went upstairs til i realised what i had been saying infront of my (then lesser knowning about all my drug use) mum, she never said anything to me about it but i felt a little sketchy when i heard her knock on my door to say goodnight lol

another being a time when me and a fellow BLer returned from a prodigy concert still pilled off our bakes from these butylone pills, i was telling my mum how brilliant the concert was and how it was the best night of my life, jaw doing about 200mph, then i just stop....mid sentence... and go 'what was i talking about' my mate and my mum just laughed, she said she wuld like to speak to me upstairs and asked what i was on, told her and she seemed fine with it, have to say, me n my mate didnt sleep much that night, goddamn butylone pills :p
 
Mugz said:
long story short, one new years eve after too many pills and lots of booze was back at my mates house and I went to go have a piss, but ended up in his mums bedroom an pissed all over the floor, then got in the bed (she wasn't in it at the time) and then I fell asleep and pissed myself in the bed too. Was rather embarrassing and has haunted me for many years since. lol
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haha your not the only one, my mate has done that twice now on GBL at my mates house, except she was in the bed :| poor woman!
also one time my mate made my other mate (same guy who pissed on my mates mum) laugh so hard he shit himself, he had been plugging gbl and anyone that knows what gbl plugged is lik, then you know how bad u need to shit on it :D
 
A while ago I thought it'd be a good idea to covertly take some codeine to take the edge off a shit boring day, couldn't have anything too exciting cause i'd have company.
Cue histamine release and a bright red face for a good 10 minutes. Great fun.
 
i saw some kid trying to lay an egg at a party, think it was his first time doing k
 
I've heard a fair few stories of people trying to "lay an egg" on ket, just like, in the middle of the room squat down and force out a dump. I don't think any of my friends would intervene in that situation.
 
coming home tripping on mushies two years ago, then downing a half bottle of whiskey in a fruitless attempt to fall asleep.

My Dad came down to get some breakfast and found me rolling up the carpet at 6am. Apparantly when he asked what I was doing I said that I was taking it to the Battersea Dogs home, in a tone that sounded as if he sould have known! I had also pissed in the fireplace, taken out all the kitchen knives and put them on the floor. I also turned all the furniture around in the house, and put like ten pairs of shoes in the recycling bins!

No recollection of any of it! Fucking weird and very embarrasing, I came clean with my Dad and he was pissed! But eventually managed to laugh it off.
 
Pissing in the fireplace!! always seems like its ok no matter whos house im at not sure why

i never think about them turning it on and the house smelling like a bag of hot piss
 
One of my mates left a house party after pissing in the kettle and turning it on. Didn't go down very well at all.
 
Munroe said:
One of my mates left a house party after pissing in the kettle and turning it on. Didn't go down very well at all.
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Nice one! I'm sure in the past my mates and I have placed a freshly shat out turd on an oven dish, placed it in the heated oven and then fucked off from a party when we had had enough (or scored the drugs we needed).
 
not so amusing at the time but had the mother of all bad trips at a festival in london before, the day started off weird and i didnt feel too laid back to begin with - even before the drugs. had this weird kinda awkward feeling and was trying to settle into the vibe and get going but even after a few beers i couldnt seem to relax properly. maybe partly due to being a bit paranoid from being a chronic weed smoker at the time. anyway taking some REALLY strong alex grey hoffmans probably was not the best way to 'take the edge of it'.

started tripping and was feeling slightly better so took a 2c-b pill and then things went from weird to scary. i thought the whole festival was a huge set up and everyone in the place was aware of me and my whole life story. i also thought that police were following me everywhere (undercover) and gathering intelligence about me - i was afraid to speak to anyone for the whole day to tell them my concerns because i thought if i said that the police were following me that theyd realise their cover was blown and theyd search me - and find around 5 hoffmans and a handful of pills as well.

was very scary indeed, words cant really begin to describe the mind frame i was in, those who have been there before may be able to understand.. sort of.
 
At a house party, a friend of mine (I use that term loosly) ended up trying, and succeeding actually, to shag the carpet.. Think he even came in his trews =D

That was a funny night.... Weird and funny ;)
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Oh - Mushrooms were involved.
 
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kinda know what you're saying ^

Festivals are the worst place to freak out, read some guys t-shirt while tripping and it said something like "the world is a mess" sent me into this idea that the whole festival was a creation of my mind to try and make me feel better about the fact i was dying :P

I always seem to be loving life on something (MDMA, ketamine, Psychs) when everyone else is stoned, so i always get embaressed that at 4 in the morning i'm up for a party as everyone else is ready for bed.
 
Munroe said:
I've heard a fair few stories of people trying to "lay an egg" on ket, just like, in the middle of the room squat down and force out a dump. I don't think any of my friends would intervene in that situation.
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Mine would probably encourage it (other than the person whose house it was).

"Aye mate, you better get that egg out, just push a bit harder".

benson7 said:
Nice one! I'm sure in the past my mates and I have placed a freshly shat out turd on an oven dish, placed it in the heated oven and then fucked off from a party when we had had enough (or scored the drugs we needed).
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My mate shat in to something & somehow managed to maneuver it into the empty freezer compartment of the fridge on the last day of a holiday. Nice surprise for the next people staying in the room lol.

The other week it was this local fair type thing round here & one pub in particular is always fucking rammed. He was planning on taking a shite on a paper towel & either just launching it into the crowd of people or sneakily placing it on the bar. Haha, in the end he never did it. Disappointing.


I can't think of any embarrassing drug stories at the minute but I know I've got a few, my brain is just too fried to remember.
 
fuck knows what going on with me got ju\earl\tody (4am) and tavelled go the Netherlands..all OK.


got to the hotel (lukily on my own) no benzos or ant other chemicals today, I si in the bar and drink less tahn my normal amount of booze, I guess i hadnt eaten much though.

WSent to go to the loo and basicalt collapsed cutting olpenr mym arm ( I have a skin condition which will blleed alomost if yoy look at it but not pretty)

Fortunatatly there was an english guy there who ade sure I got\back to my room where I ordered some food and now feel fine...fuck knows what was going on, I often dring twice that much and dontr end up like tha and that mixing in Diaz.

Feel like a but of a twat, even the gut who did the room service asked iof i ws Ok now.....more twat dom from atm :\

I'm on a run of bad luck, had a flat rear vtyre on my comunting scooterv theatb took a goo 5 hiurs of work involving a grinder and a MIG wekder to get the wheel off. Flat tyre on my other (classic) scooter, messed up chaging the wheel and thats ended up wioth hous of work to put itn right and knoked it off the stand and dented a panel. Then i got a fkat on my land rover, couldnt get the wheel off in the end I had tro use a 4 fiit scaffold pole on the soxket to get then wheel nuts off.

Lets hope then good runn starts soon !
 
My roommate played beer pong one night with shots of vodka and dexamphetamine instead of beer, went to sleep, woke in the early morning hours to take a piss and ended up walking into my room, opening my closet door thinking it was the bathroom and pissing all over my clothes.
 
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