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EADD Theology Megathread

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No probs, I am sure you will and it's an interesting topic! :) Plus there were 80 odd off-topic posts in the pic thread haha :D may have missed a few or moved a few incorrectly but pfft, it's late and I'm dozy. And about to get very wonky, so I shall leave you theologians to your own devices. Enjoy! :) <3
 
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I'm sure that a thread of this nature won't provoke strong feelings & it will all be dandy . Especially given the track record of similar threads :sus:

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It's nice to see you back around on the regular Effie <3
 
It'll be fine. We'll keep it calm. MSB ain't around to go mad about Islam so it's all good.

Praise be to Trevor.

Tits oot for Trevor.

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Assembly with the Lords Prayer & Hymns every day no one blinked it was just standard back then .
Ain't like that these days 8(
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Been thinking about that recently. Trying to work out where my minor obsession with Xtianity came from. Not from a religious household. Me mother had a Bible on the shelf but she's not a believer herself - probably her mother gave it to her. I do remember being given a massive childrens illustrated Bible as a nipper. Was fukkin huge. A4 size and a good 2-3" thick. Must've been off school for a while cos I vividly recall sitting in the front room for days on end with a board across the arms of a chair to rest it on whilst I read it cover to cover. Enjoyed the OT stories, found the NT stuff dull as fuck. Didn't believe a word of it - was just more mythology which I've always adored.

Do remember having to recite the Lord's prayer and sing hymns every day in assembly and hated it. Never joined in or if I did I used the alternate wordings that all kids make up and I've long since forgotten. Was always obvious that it was just fairy stories and boggled me young mind that folk actually believed this shite. Read loads of books in and around the whole topic through me teens and through til today. Is still a favourite topic of mine. Second only to sciencey stuff and drugs really. Still clearly bullshit but seeing how much hate and hurt a work of mythology has caused over the years definitely turned me more anti-theist than just straight atheist. Fuck the Bible and all who ride in her (to excess anyway).
 
I think it was all the Christian stuff being rammed down your neck at an apparently non-denominational school as a kid that got me interested in it. Totally realised it was all nonsense while still at primary school right enough.

I've said this before but I always wonder how the couple of Muslim kids at my primary school felt about all the Christian shit were subjected to. Lord's Prayer, hymns galore at assemblies etc.
 
I used to like singing hymns at school but was forced to attend church on Sundays too, which was a monstrous pisser, and be in the choir. Thinking back it's the best example I can think of of time passing more slowly from a child's point of view- every 50 minute service seemed like several lifetimes spent digging my top teeth into my knee or the pew in front. Dusty choir stall smell. Jumpers for goalposts. Marvelous.

I'll raise my future offspring as snake worshippers if it means I get breakfast in bed at the weekends... put something about that in please.
 
We're lovin it lovin it lovin like this.

Do you do you like it ? Is it is it wicked? (i have a feeling that the punctuation is a little more complex than that.

BELIEVE IN THE PIED PIPER. always pay the piper. mark my words, when bj (boris johnson- cock sucker?) was elected mayor of London i predicted there will be some kind of pied piper incident. bad mayoring
 
Nice snake %)

Properly nice snake. The kinda snake I could probably worship if so inclined. Am not really but is a damnably fine pic of a snake all the same.

I only asked about the eye cos I had this uncle Trevor who had a pet snake with only one eye. Sickly bugger it was so needed plenty of petting. Never actually saw it as such but definitely felt like a snake...

EDIT: I suspect if Satan where here for the asking he'd say... Suck Satan's Cock!!! =D
 
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