You know you're getting old when you can't tell if people are speaking in euphemisms or not 
And I know I am too old to get away with wearing a shirt like that. And so are you but you wear it better than I would and is a rather snazzy shirt I must admit.
Y'know what would look good with that? Neon Spandex leggings.

And I know I am too old to get away with wearing a shirt like that. And so are you but you wear it better than I would and is a rather snazzy shirt I must admit.
Y'know what would look good with that? Neon Spandex leggings.





. So I went home and shaved my head. The next day I went to work wearing said headwrap and she flipped. "Take it off right now!" she said. When she saw my baldy head she looked horrified and said "Put it back on!" Heh heh