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EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Don't quote me on that FFS

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SummerSerenade said:
Not the kind of people I usually associate with or see around my area but yes, unfortunately I know the type. Pretty intimating, and not many people intimidate me cos I'm 'ard as fuck. I thought chavs liked superdry too though? Probably not the real stuff, bit pricy that, but fakes definitely.
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You dont have to associate with them; theyre fucking everywhere!

And i dont understand why people are so hesitant to post pictures?! Is it the fear of an employer seeing it? Unless they were to get your username theres absolutely no chance of them seeing a picture posted.
 
Because I'm so gorgeous I'd break the board.

Nah, don't want anyone recognising me, my name is distinctive enough that it's possible to work out who I really am as it is. If I want anyone to see what I look like then I'll send them a picture (so only 1 person haha), not bothered if everyone else thinks I'm a fat man ;)
 
inflorescence said:
Shambles here is your selfie.<3 The phone represents Shambles as he was on speaker phone to 5th beetle and me...Fuck are we fucked I can barely see. Eccentric conversations with the help of most of yer basic drug groups being taken between us FUCKK

AND yet again mods img link is there I can see it in this edit and it does not work grr


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T'ain't showing for me either.. Neither do any embedded vid links for that matter. Some pic links do, some don't. The line of buttons don't show up above the "Quick Link" posts either. I suspect skullduggery :sus:

However, using modpowers, I extracted the linky from your post and must admit the resemblance in remarkable 8o

3-way ftw <3
 
SummerSerenade said:
Because I'm so gorgeous I'd break the board.

Nah, don't want anyone recognising me, my name is distinctive enough that it's possible to work out who I really am as it is. If I want anyone to see what I look like then I'll send them a picture (so only 1 person haha), not bothered if everyone else thinks I'm a fat man ;)
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Nah i wasnt really aiming that at anyone in particular. I have always found it extremely cringey when people get desperate over a pretty girl. So even though i get the urge to, i try to avoid it as best i can. Whilst the people that go goo-goo over a bootaful bit of crumpet (%)) may get more one-night stands out of it, i prefer to be a bit more subtle ;) Like... 'Scuse me darlin', can i borrow a couple quid to buy some condoms? Then just wink, walk off and await for them to inevitably come find me for some sexy times
 
Spliff Politics said:
Like... 'Scuse me darlin', can i borrow a couple quid to buy some condoms? Then just wink, walk off and await for them to inevitably come find me for some sexy times
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You charmer. More pick up tips plz.

One Thousand Words said:
He who hesitates masturbates
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Some more excellent life advice OTW. Ever thought about having your own write-in column?

Shambles said:
Quite. But as Summer's an absolute dog it's hard to see the connection :?

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Wouldn't you all like to know? ;)

Ugly as fuck fat man obviously, never denied it.
 
Like to know what? What you look like? Hmm... if previous pix of fat policemen are not proven to be accurate I'd be quite intrigued in general. If that pic of somebody's eyes is actually of you then I'd rather not see the rest to be completely honest. I'm sure plenty would but those would be people with very bad taste in women ;)<3
 
One Thousand Words said:
He who hesitates masturbates
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Well at the moment ive got a girlfriend (i really did try to think of a way of wording that without sounding like a absolute spoon) so thats not so much a problem, but when single, you may have a point. Still, wanks are much under-appreciated and i would rather not look like another desperate man who spends his whole night trying to get off with someone.

Shambles said:
Quite. But as Summer's an absolute dog it's hard to see the connection :?

;)
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It was more of a broad statement. Of course we all now Summer has the face of a bulldog chewing a wasp (now thats what a call a real blokey insult. Proper bloke, me ;))
 
SummerSerenade said:
You charmer. More pick up tips plz.
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"'Scuse me poppet, have you ever had sex with a man that can have a shit and not urinate at the same time? Well, let me show you something"

*Fiddle around with wallet and expose a ticket for the latest n-sync concert*

"Oh a fan of disco music are ya? Well come back to mine for some awkward and degrading sex and i just might let you drive me to and from said event. I'll even open the window a crack for you whilst you wait for me"

Im sorry that one was really shit, really dont know where it was going haha. Normally there would be a lot more poo & farts in there, but im trying not to lower the tone TOO much.
 
I'm more a sit on a leather sofa, swirling a brandy snifter , let them come to me kind of guy.

Hasn't failed me yet
 
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One Thousand Words said:
I'm more a sit on a leather sofa, swirling a brandy nifty, let them come to me kind of guy.

Hasn't failed me yet
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Obviously you have a pretty kooshty life, but why do you feel the need to constantly post about it? Dont get me wrong, im not having a go or anything, but it just seems your desperate to try and make a load of 'druggies' jealous of you. Not so much that post, but about 90% of your posts you do. Even if you add something relevant, you then have to add something about having amazing sex with you nymphomaniac wife/gf.

Again, this is just an innocent question, not trying to start up an argument. Just genuinely curious.
 
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