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EADD Gardening Club: Ploughing FUBAR's infertile Fields

Righto I just went & paid for my hardcore + sharp sand to lay my blocks. 8o

This means I cannot escape doing the job tomorrow - well unless I want to block the entrance to our house & next door! :)

Whether I feel quite so chirpy about this tomorrow morning remains to be seen. :\

Photos are M'n'M s speciality I think. *excuses excuses*

I did actually take some more which seem to be in focus - my camera is now fucked of course 8)
 
Great stuff :D

Will be heading off to pick up some more sand, for mortar for repointing that wall, tonight and maybe have a look at some of the special offers on in the plant section :)

Hmm, so how do we tempt MinM into posting some more photo's, Mr.B? And how the hell did you knacker that camera?!!! 8) ;)

Hope the weather and internal 'climate' are suitably cheery for commencement of works tomorrow %)
 
I have chives and coriander growing on my kitchen windowsill. It's not much, but the only other thing that I've ever grown (apart from old) is ganga, so I'm quite pleased with my first forays into legal horticulture. From little acorns and all that.

Taste good too :).
 
Progress Made

Hoorah for long, sunny weekends :D

Repointing of garden walls adjoining beds is now completed :)

Now to buy plants and bung'em in the dirt =D
 
Some photos for you Fishface...

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Now that i've cleaned the lense on my phone I'll take some more tomorrow so you can see the progress without a misty haze. :)
 
^ ah cool, did it work then? :D

who is that mysterious and sexy workman in the first photo? it looks like the intro to a vintage porn film. ;)

and is he wearing... slippers while using that power tool? i've a good mind to shut that site down pending an investigation by the HSE. :p

great job anyway, nice and FLAT!

goddamit i want a garden. my one is currently only good for growing concrete and weeds, and because it's shared with 5 other flats, none of us give a fuck about it.
 
My garden is about 5ft square and full of dead branches that the cunt next door chopped down and left there. And the drain overflows. Can't even have a fecking BBQ out there! :p
 
Thanks!

cherrycolouredfunk said:
Some photos for you Fishface
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Cheers, CCF :)

Lookin' good, Mr.B - well, what we can see through the dust! ;)

Back at our gaff, went and picked up brackets, baskets and liners from the market on Saturday, ready for planting up, while actually made a start on planting up the beds yesterday :D

Having taken over half an allotment last Sunday (since dug over and planted up with runner beans, cauliflowers, purple-sprouting-broccoli, cabbages, onions, carrots, squashes, cucumber, potatos and a gooseberry bush ~ ready to find our baby under ;) ) time's been tight in the garden but at least we were blessed with some good weather in these parts this weekend %)
 
I don't have much of a garden, well not outdoors, the back yard is currently being dug up to make way for a shed, to replace the garage, which is being modded into a downstairs bedroom to house a family member who can no longer get up stairs.

The front garden though, used to have a big box bush in the center, which has been removed, and is currently awaiting the arrival of a khat plant.

Indoors, I have a few plants on the go, syrian rues are just coming up, although I never had much luck growing those, they hate water, and I always seem to give them a nasty (and fatal) dose of root rot before they manage to unfold their first pair of true leaves, if I don't do that, I kill them through underwatering.

I used to have some Anadenantheras and tricho cacti before my barb-induced annus horribilis got me sent down the other year, parents were SUPPOSED to take care of them, and didn't, which was a crying shame, as the yopos had grown almost 4 foot in two years :(

At the moment, I have the harmalas on the go, two Mimosa Hostilis growing on my windowsil in pots (pot noodle pots make great plant pots on the cheap=D) and some belladonna is JUST starting to poke its way up after about 8 weeks of trying to germinate some seed I managed to snag on my way back from college late last year from a wild plant.

Given that the plant in question is growing on a scabby canal towpath I might just 'rescue' it and give it a better home, its quite a beauty in flower/fruit.

I'm waiting on some Datura seed (not sure of which species) and tobacco seed at the moment, and some Pancratium (again, two species, I'm unsure which is active, but then again, they are almost certainly cardiotoxic so I won't be trying any), khat and coca plants are getting added to the collection, as well as some more yopo as soon as I have a little spare cash.

All this talk of gardening has just inspired me to go out to the local fields and see if I can't find some of the locally growing mugwort and wormwood, not to mention a place to plant the metric fuckton of opium poppy seeds I have lying around=D
 
Back '95 or something.. my dad was given some cannabis plants, but they were males so he chucked them in the garden. Come the summer and he found a couple of 4ft cannabis plants just growing on their own :P
 
UnfortunateSquid said:
My garden is about 5ft square and full of dead branches that the cunt next door chopped down and left there. And the drain overflows. Can't even have a fecking BBQ out there! :p
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5 feet square oughtn't take THAT MUCH sorting out then - ought it ? ;)
 
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