alright thanks man lol. i didnt think it was something to drag me
last night i went up to my friend's, C and B is there. i down 12 teaspoons, 200 DXM mg. and then smoked 2 bowls and later dabbed. well i was f'ed up for sure, but i wasnt sure if it was the weed or the DXM. so me and B watch C play this game Farm SImulator. C and B lit marlboro reds and i lit a cheyenne cigar. we were talking about the game and nothing worth noting and i noticed that i couldn't talk worth crap. i would think of a sentence and when i went to say it i would just say words that sounded similar. like "what kind of animals can you get" or something along that lines and i said "what time of animals can you got?" or something along that line. i tried to correct myself, still failed. on third try i got it lol. i don't know why but i love when my speech is messed up, it just makes me feel like "oh yea i'm totally out of it"
well we finished our cigs and C said "lets play some black ops (original) zombies". i forgot the map name. but it's three german words and it takes forever to get pack-a-punch via the teleporters. anyway i tried playing and i was good up until i forgot how to move my fingers and then i got down it was round 5 so i'd say i wasnt bad for my condition lol.
i said dude okay i need to piss. i stand up for the first time and thats when i feel it. i read reports about robo-walking and i definitely dig what they mean. it was awesome to walk though. well i moved from the garage (his mancave) and went into his house and i went up in the bathroom. i couldn't piss but i looked in the mirror. "wait my pupils are supposed to get huge, and my eyes almost never chink" i say to myself so i check my eyes and BOOM. black holes, encircled by a thin ring of brown (my eye color). and then in the white, as far as i remember, there was mostly pink. like they were really bloodshot
i laughed my ass off, i said i can't piss nevermind. went back in the garage, still had to piss, i sat down and felt 10x more relaxed and i couldn't stop smiling. C and B asked why i am smiling and i said "dude look at my pupils" and i swear to god at the same time they said "holy shit". SAME EXACT TIME. i knew at that point i was hella fucked up, and i was excited
about a half hour later my friend's sister comes to the garage to talk to him. "C, mom wants me to take you to the hospital" she says. (C's girlfriend is in the hospital, she is OK, just sick from something i forgot what. preclampsia? something like that, by the way C said it its not too big of a deal. she is pregnant too due next month). C says "No i really dont want to go" and then the whole thing just turns depresso. C's sister goes inside the house and C pauses the game, calls his gf (and they have been texting). and it turns out C's gf wanted him to spend the night there, not his mom. she said because she's scared and C really didn't want to. he talked to her on the phone. B sticks out his hands to me and i was like "ok?" and we start doing rock paper scissors over and over again. to be honest now i think back to that i have no idea how that kept me entertained. i think the whole time i was wondering why were playing it lol
well he gets off the phone, C asks "why are you guys playing rock paper scissors" and B says he didn't want me to have a bad one. i was like "tea hanks man". i said "so whats the update" and C says he doesnt have to go up to the hospital and spend the night, she's got preclampsia (we didn't know til that point and i still have no idea what it is). and he said that everything is ok. and i said "alright man because i would've stayed night here with B if you had to go" and B said awe thanks man. C says 'you guys would probably have to sleep outside here my sister wouldnt let you guys in ithout me" and i was like "sleep man? we got zombies to kill" and B says something about how i cant play right now lol
well we all lit our smokes after that was done. they paused they're game and C cracked open some m&m minis. we were like niceeeeee and i found out eating sucked on dxm. i chewed and chewed and i forgot how to swallow lol i got them down with 7UP.
"want to go for a walk man?" was the LAST thing i want to hear at this moment LOL. but B asked because hes that kind of guy that gets high and likes to do things. same here but not dxming lol. well C isn't and C is like okay well lets finish the game first. i asked what time it was before they started the game, and i had only 10 mins before i had to be home. so they unpaused the game, in that 10 mins they had two close calls and i said "alright man, before your guys gaming gives me a heart attack i gotta go" and i left. i got up wow i barely could stand let alone walk. but then i walked outside of the garage, into the freezing cold with a thin hoodie sweatshirt. got in my truck (5 speed) and i was like "i really hope i can drive lol" and i felt good the entire time, no bad trips here.
started her up, checked 3 times to make damn sure i was in reverse and not first. backed up. stopped and looked for any vehicles coming. i think there was one but maybe false memory. i backed out, ran a stop sign on purpose (its right there outside of his lot). and then i rolled through a 4 way stop sign and went on home. first, i just want to mention that i live in a very quiet town, no cars were out, there never are, not even in the day. lol. well i coasted down my road and i was like "holy crap there is no way i am driving good" and the radio started playing some jams on my rock station i always have it on and it made the whole drive home 10x more trippy and awesome.
i rolled into my parking spot on our front lawn, noticed the living room light is still on for some reason! meaning both my parents are up! and i was like ohhhh shnoop! i told myself in my head "this too will pass" and held my breath, opened the door, my mom on the computer and dad on the chair watching TV. i say "hey mom, hey dad" they said hi, stayed looking at their stuff, i grabbed a fruit out of the bowl on the counter and went straight to my room and the whole time in my brain swear to god i was watching me do those things but i didnt do them. i don't know i was pretty f'd up.
i went on my computer i was thinking how smooth that went, how awesome my trip was. sat on my laptop for a half hour checking facebook and posting my last post. then everyone went to bed, so i closed my door, put on my huge headphones that are really great, listened to some gojira and some tool and turned off the lights, closed the laptop and chilled in the darkness. i was hoping to get some hallucinations. i don't know if this counts, but went i listened to the music in the darkness i felt like i was outside of myself moving with the music. it's awesome. it wasn't an OBE though because i didn't see myself, but i was moving but still sitting there kind of.
and i just kind of kept drifting off to sleep. i wanted to lay on my pillow like usual (cheek on pillow) but my headphones got in the way so i just turned my music off after about 2 hours of sitting and listening to music in total darkness (felt like not even an hour) and went to bed. best sleep ever, don't remember shit about what i dreamed, but i remembered it was pretty deep. and i think i might still be a little buzzed i dont know. highly unlikely because it's way over 6 hours, but i dont know. no dxm hangover or nothing. no nausea, no puke, nothing. i finally got my piss out this morning yes it was that same one. thank god i didnt piss myself sleeping. but it felt 10x greater than pissing usually does.
so yeah. this is going to be saved for special occasions. it was tits. woke up an hour ago (11;30 am) and gotta be to work at 4pm (pig farm). time to smoke a bowl while i can lol. have a good day ya'll. open to ask any questions, hope this is a good report. SORRY FOR GRAMMAR!
