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Dumbest you've heard someone do to get high?

My friend was coming down off Ecstasy and he said since mdma leaves your body mainly through your Urine he pissed in a 12 ounce water bottle and drank the whole fuckin thing thinking he would start rolling hard all over again lol
 
ovo1024 said:
My friend was coming down off Ecstasy and he said since mdma leaves your body mainly through your Urine he pissed in a 12 ounce water bottle and drank the whole fuckin thing thinking he would start rolling hard all over again lol
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Lmfao. I've read that some shamans used to eat A. muscaria and then let others drink their urine, which contained the active compounds (which are not metabolized by the liver, but excreted unchanged). But this one is pretty hilarious.
 
ErgicMergic said:
I've heard some homeless people filter denatured alcohol through a loaf of bread, ends cut and tied loosely, in an attempt to get to filter out as much methanol as possible. Needless to say, drinking that shit fucks people up. Every time I'm at Home Depot and I pass by the denatured alcohol, I touch a bottle and a chill goes through my spine knowing how many people are drinking this right at that moment just to relieve withdrawal or kill the pain in their lives. :(
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Filtering denatured alcohol through bread is a common urban myth among alcoholics here in Finland, too... The dumbest also eat the bread after using it for that purpose. :!

Here in Europe it would be illegal to use methanol or other lethal chemicals to denature technical ethanol. The denaturants that are used here only make the stuff taste very bad, but not SO bad that a hardcore alcoholic couldn't drink it. One of the favorite drinks of street alcoholics here in Finland is a windshield cleaning chemical sold under brand name Lasol (see https://www.abcasemat.fi/en/the-abc-chain/dining-and-shopping/automotive-accessories ). Of course, most drunks don't know enough chemistry to be able to read the technical data sheet of a product and check whether it is just normal denatured ethanol or something more toxic like the corrosive floor polish that one guy drank.

In Russia the abuse of industrial chemicals is even more common: http://www.rense.com/general3/rusdrink.htm .
 
A while back at an NA speaker meeting, the speaker shared that, when he took too many oxys and vomited, he would pick the undigested pills out of the toilet and eat them again.

I also met a girl in my residential rehab that, lacking citric acid, had shot crack in Kool-Aid. It turned her piss blue.

The dumbest thing I've ever done to get high is parachute several grams of nutmeg. Nutmeg! Instead of a high, I earned myself three days of vague nausea and body aches, and a permanent disgust for the taste of nutmeg. I knew getting high off nutmeg is a stupid, puerile urban legend, but in my defense I was living abroad with no access to drugs, and I reeeeeaaaalllly wanted to get out of my head for a few hours. Still, it's disgusting and embarrassing.

Oh, and when I had a bad needle fixation, I shot plenty of things that should not enter human veins: specks of dust and lint and skin in a poorly-filtered shot because there may have been specks of meth as I carpet-surfed desperately for four hours in the middle of the night; Seroquel, which gave me a slight high that I later learned is pure placebo, as quetiapine is not very water-soluble; Benadryl, which I reasoned would give me a ghost of a heroin high, as I'm used to dope cut with diphenhydramine, but instead made me woozy and uncomfortable; and of course straight-up water, because my addiction to the act of shooting up gave me a rush in itself.
 
I was over at an old friends house a while back, and we had just smoked the rest of our weed.

So, this guy started raiding his cabinets for anything he could find that he thought would produce recreational effects. His choice? Poppy seeds. This guy packed about four bowls of straight poppy seeds, smoked them, it smelled like shit. The result? Poppy seeds all over the inside of the bowl... some people.

I'm glad I never got into injecting. The stories I read about random pill injections, like the one guy who lost his arm from IV Ambien, are horrible.
 
^ When I was in high school, there was an urban myth that if you smoke tea leaves, you get a temporary fever that you can use as an excuse to not go to school that day. Once we also tried to smoke hops (humulus lupulus), because we'd heard it's biologically related to cannabis.
 
^I've never heard of those myths before. Smoking tea leaves? I don't even enjoy the taste of tea as it is. Lol.

In high school, I was surrounded by people who just took Xanax and muscle relaxers. All the time. I remember having friends come over, crush up a blue football and sniff it off of the windowsill in my bedroom. I never got anything out of Xanax, though, probably because of the moderate anxiety I have all the time. I also had someone crush up 8mg of Tizanidine and be completely fucked up.
 
ovo1024 said:
My friend was coming down off Ecstasy and he said since mdma leaves your body mainly through your Urine he pissed in a 12 ounce water bottle and drank the whole fuckin thing thinking he would start rolling hard all over again lol
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I didn't know that this works with MDMA, but it makes sense.
It works with meth - and I have done it!
Disgusting.
I never really thought urine was gross until I drank it. Now I wretch when I smell it. :(

I have done some other stupid things to get high.
When I was 16, someone said that if you painted a bowl of weed with liquid paper, you would hallucinate.
So, we tried it. (!!!)

When i was 16 I also bought weed from gangsters, just across from the police station, in Van Nuys.
 
Snard said:
A dude who was addicted to meth told me that when he cooked via the shake n' bake method, instead of burping the bottle buy letting the air out, he would unscrew it then huff the fumes and get ultra-tweaked.
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Holy shit! He's lucky he didn't burn his face off. I've known people who lost their voice and got scars from burns getting in the way of those fumes.
 
Making herself "fall" all the way down the stairs, in front of her parents. She wanted to go to the ER and get a Vicodin script. She died not that long ago from an OD. :(
 
Polymath, you certainly aren't alone. At the very height of my alcoholism, I was in a hospital ER, and was so sick from alcohol WD, I put hand sanitizer in my Sprite. It did help, as nasty as it was. Thankfully they admitted me soon after that and started an IV loaded with "help" (Librium and benzos). Sad, damn sad.
 
@slimvictor - the liquid paper white out painted on weed! :O
the smell alone is potently chemical, I just wonder what the taste and feeling on the lungs would be like 8( sorry

Tryptamino said:
spaced is my shit!
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hell yeah spaced is the shit! need to give it a rewatch for sure
 
Another funny urban myth I remember from the 1990s was that "smearing black shoe polish on your butt will get you high". AFAIK those shoe polishes contain some petroleum distillates that might get absorbed through the skin and cause some effects, like a transdermal version of gasoline huffing, but probably not...
 
Drove to a party in Oregon after seeing a video of a friend on facebook
He had a habit of consuming raw caffeine in powdered form.. And in this video he was administering ground coffee beans into his asshole.
That was just a late epitome for me to understand why he was called "Boofy"
 
I mixed methylated spirit with cola a night that I was with a friend and we ran out of alcohol, and I'm not even an alcoholic. Stupid, isn't it? Also I know some guys that put some petrol on a cloth and put it on their face.
Even stupider, isn't it?
 
cannablissss said:
So, this guy started raiding his cabinets for anything he could find that he thought would produce recreational effects. His choice? Poppy seeds. This guy packed about four bowls of straight poppy seeds, smoked them, it smelled like shit. The result? Poppy seeds all over the inside of the bowl... some people.
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Yeah, washing poppy seeds are a fairly common way to derive opiate effects. Not such a desperate idea; hardcore opiate/opioid users have been known to get satisfyingly high from said product.

And also, someone said they (or someone they knew) did nutmeg and couldn't believe how stupid someone could be. While is wouldn't recommend nutmeg to the casual psychonaut, it's not so unheard of to be considered "desperate," in my opinion and experience.
 
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