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WSTTTDID!

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i work at wendys..8)

and i smoke before, during , and immediatley afterwards every day almost..

dumbest things ive done were recently...

while i was stoned about 8:30am one day like last week, i had to go out and clean drive thru windows and doors and stuff (you know the blue/green chemical mixture, also known as MULTI SURFACE CLEANER)...so i do exactly that, and as i come back, everything being completely fine, i ask the manager where another roll of paper towels are..he reacts by saying "wtf is that in your hand!? Is that f**king DEGREASER!? ....lolll..well it was DEGREASER..

loll i still dont know why i had that bottle in my hand when i remember getting the right cleaner shit...

i, being completly fried still, laughing to myself, ..wait for him to walk back to his office and i, yet again, proceed to reach for a chicken nugget..haha
 
I would zone out from time to time and totally forget I was at work... I blamed it on NyQuil :S After that I never went to work high again :P
 
ive gone to work high many times.but i think the best was when i was at school one day during the last week of junior year my friend/dealer made pot brownies and he makes them strong well me not knowing that bought one and apparently it had like 1 gram maybe 1 gram and a half in it..i was chillin in a class after that and felt alright then it finaly hit me good and we were watching a movie out of nowere everything wa echoing,bright,blurry,slow mo,and i felt like i was falling out of my chair..it seriously felt like i was on a acid trip.it was amazing.btw the weed he puts in them isnt mids he had haze in these.
 
@gatiBOS--nyquil haha i had good times with that.chugged the whole bottle and felt awesome til i was in slow mo and had to crawl to the bathroom to puke cuz i couldnt walk/balance.
 
The dumbest thing I've done was at the theater i work at I kept asking a customer over and over which flavor icee she wanted. it was pretty much like

Her: Yeah and an icee
me: what flavor?
her: red
me: k ur total is $4
her: here u go
me: what flavor icee
her: ....oh... um... red....
me: ok *puts lid on icee cup*
me: um... what flavor?
her: á __ á
 
I put a load of salt into my Coffee, and was Sprinkling sugar on my Chips......And my tongue was burnt kinda from being an idiot the night before, so it took me about 4 minutes to finally realise with the chips
 
I worked at Friendly's, and especially when I did breakfast I would spend most of my shift cleaning and, weed + cleaning is awesomeness (works better than amp-type drugs IME). But, if I worked later in the day, we got free ice cream. And more than once I ate way too much icecream while running around all day and had a horrid time in the bathroom when I got home =( . When I was serving, I noticed I was friendlier with customers and since I wrote everything down anyway, I never forgot an order even while blazed off my ass. Then again, my manager was blazed too, so I don't think he woulda let me smoke/smoke with me at work if I didn't still do my job efficiently.
 
nothin' wrong with blazing at a dumb/slow/easy job

Blazed before goin into my software internship, never really had a problem, expect one time I unplugged a giant raid sever which caused Nortel to get pissy at the company for a bit. They never knew it was me.
 
When I was 16 I worked in a restaurant (constantly baked off my ass) and I was supposed to slice a loaf of bread on the machine.

I figured I got this, no tall task at all. So I Put the bread through and about 5 milliseconds before I give it to the kitchen manager I realize I cut it lengh-wise, so there were about 5 slices of ridiculously wide bread. Felt like a fucking idiot.
 
I drive a service truck, and i crushed a couple of mail boxes right outside of my bosses house. Hes wasnt too mad about it, and helped me nail them back together real quick before anyone raised suspicion.
 
embolism. said:
When I was 16 I worked in a restaurant (constantly baked off my ass) and I was supposed to slice a loaf of bread on the machine.

I figured I got this, no tall task at all. So I Put the bread through and about 5 milliseconds before I give it to the kitchen manager I realize I cut it lengh-wise, so there were about 5 slices of ridiculously wide bread. Felt like a fucking idiot.
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Ahahahah. Reminds me of my old job. I came in stoned as hell and this old lady was trying to show me how to cut tiny square pieces of bread for mini sandwiches. I did a shit job but I wouldn't have done well sober so whatever. I would constantly burn fries and shit like that. Good times.
 
When i was programming a customers phone i started nodding real hard and then made a test call and had the microphone part of the phone up to my eye and the speaker way above my ear...i'm sure they were like wtf is this guy on but after that customer left I took a 15 min break to walk around behind the store and smoke a few to try to fight off the nod. that was a GOOD batch of tar!
 
"stoned"- nah too chill
"high" - man I would sit and class and just debate with my teachers, or stock groceries super fast, until I started noddin.
My prof actually asked me if I was ok to drive once cause I was so apparently fucked in class.
Uh oh. I took more classes with him later. Never read, never showed...still got an A!
 
the dumbest things I hae done at work while beings stoned is beings stoned.

Usually wait until after work, but sometimes, a cigg don't cut it. hashish makes the day go by faster, but makes me sluggish
 
I was high once back in 11th grade at school. I purposely caught my hand on fire with axe and a lighter for kicks. The stupid part was not that I lit myself on fire, because I knew how to do it; but it wasn't the time nor place. Sure enough I was seen and my principle freaked out. The most of my problems though, was not remembering if I left my vape in my truck, and the fact that I was stoned. Luckily I am not fully retarded... I did have viseine.
 
I kept calling men ma'am when I worked for Qwest. I would say I was getting some interference on the line. Just an easy way to keep myself amused. Some of them did get really pissed off though:)
 
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