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Dumb things you do or say......

One time I was really drunk at this girls house and I tripped over and fell into this mural she had with like her whole families lineage engraved on it. It just shattered into a billion pieces lol i felt like such a dick.
 
our friend orchestrated a wknd to see AVB in LA because it has been awhile since we had all hung out together. he made it sound like it meant so much to him. we ended up buying $100 vip tickets but our dumbass friend started rolling 2 days before and didn't stop. he showed up in LA ass and when we finally made it to the club, we stayed 30 min because he started bitching about how ass he was. so we collectively spent $300 on tickets (not including airfare and hotel) to hear AVB 30 min but we got a whole day of our friend bitching for free. definitely one of the dumbest nights i can think of.............
 
One time me and 3 others decided to take about 5 grams of shrooms each in my parents house under their supervision (I was 15 at the time). Along with my parents and us trippers, I had my sober girlfriend at the time and another friend who wasn't tripping there as well.

At one point I remember saying in front of my girlfriend and my mom "wouldn't it be cool if blowjobs came in packages"....And at one point I also said to them "Yo quiero Espanol" (I want spanish) and fell over backwards and hit my head very hard on the floor.

One of my friends that was tripping that night (I think it was his first time...5 grams of shrooms at the age of 15 is dumb thing to do on it's own!) ended up in the dark of my parents room and kicked over a TV (luckily away from him) because apparently it was yelling at him or something (it was turned off), then I guess he pissed himself and the next day woke up with some of my clothes on. I guess my mom had to clean and change him while he was in the throes of ego-death.

I also wandered around the house later that night after my then girlfriend had left calling for her and asking everyone where she was. It took a long ass time for me to finally realize that she had left and I got all stupidly depressed.

Spending $80+ at a porno shop on E with my (current) girlfriend is pretty stupid too, but going there while peaking was aweome.


I have more stories, but this is waaaayy too long already.
 
After candyflipping, I thought I could taste the color yellow. I tried convincing my rather sober friends, who just thought I was fucking nuts. It had a very vegatable-ey taste.
 
lsd

sat on a metal heating grate outside some dorms for about 50 minutes because i swore i could feel it "breathing" and the metal warping under me
 
on acid, sudden urge to go out for "fresh air" at 2 in the morning, in Canada, January, lol
 
id say the dumbest thing i did was hurt myself. i made the mistake of mixing wine with a lot of xanax and i woke up with a big gash on my head. i learned never to mix wine with benzos, sipping on some beers seems to be ok though.
 
Kinda a long story, but full of fun:

I had been up for 4 days on meth. My best friend was about to move, and wanted to try some of the acid I had stashed, since he'd never done it before. I figured since you can't die from acid, I'll just give him 5 hits of some strong acid (1 would get you tripping balls). My other friend, who looks just like me, wanted a couple shots of alcohol, just like 2. So I get a bottle of vodka and fill up a whole SOLO cup, about 10 shots, because he wouldn't say 'when'. I look at him and I realize he seriously has no clue how much does 2 shots of alcohol look like, so I tell him that the full cup of 10 shots is just 2 and he won't get drunk.

So an hour later my friend is piss drunk, and my other is tripping harder than anything he could imagine, and we're walking around the neighborhood. My drunk friend gets into this electric handicapped wheelchair I had at my house for my disabled brother (remember that this friend looks just like me).

So we get to this bridge on the walking path and I see 2 cruisers fly by, and I tell my friends "Guys don't run, I guarantee that those 2 cops are gonna come back so just play it cool". Naturally, the cops turn around and my friends freak out. The kid on acid runs into the woods, and my friend in the electric wheelchair tries to drive it into the woods at the 2mph it goes. I put my foot on the wheel to stop the chair, and there we were in a standoff with the cops - 2 of them at the end of the bridge, and my spun ass with my drunk friend in a wheelchair.

So the cops ask: "Have you guys seen 3 kids out walking around, we got a report." My drunk friend says no, slurs, obviously out of his mind, and I say well there was one but he left a couple minutes ago. I say I live up the street and was just walking around, and this whole time my drunk friend is slurring, falling over in his chair, and copying what I say. The cops leave.

I then realize that for the sake of god, they didn't see my friend run even though it was right in front of them, and that they must've thought that the drunk kid in the wheelchair was my disabled brother out on a walk with me.

I think if my friend wasn't piss drunk and acting like a retard, we would've been busted for sure. The funniest thing is that I, a kid up on his 4th day on a IV Meth binge, was the most sober of the group and most in control. Anyone who knows meth knows that's some crazy shit!
 
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