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Also a really stupid thing I did was I did a shitload of coke within 2 hours while I was babysitting this kid. My pupils were seriously indistinguishable from my iris. When his mom picked him up from my place, she looked like she was gonna call the cops on me. That's not even funny right ahaha
 
After smoking a bit of weed, i was going 45 around a corner in the rain. I saw i had no chance that i would make it, slammed on the brakes, rode up on my friends neighbors curb, then on his yard about a half inch (not exagerating here either) from hitting his tree, then went down his driveway, scared as fuck. We all laughed at it later when we realized we almost died.
 
kevthizz said:
I always say "huh?" when ppl say something to me even though I hear them loud and clear..
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hm.. I do that too.

Must be force of habit, although I do have slight hearing loss.
 
Me and some friends went to a E party..we were all rolling pretty good sitting on the couch chillin and my friend Chris gets up and He's like "Oh shit I just lost my contact, it fell out...so we all crawl on the floor looking for it..after an hour passes I say..." Wtf are we doing you don't even wear contacts he just looked at me dumbfounded..he's like ya your right and gets up and leaves the room.
 
stupid girl

"Are you okay to drive?"...as I sit in the passenger seat knowing the driver has done the same amount as I have and I KNOW I can't fucking drive.
 
i already posted this on another similar post, but anyway. I once whipped out my dick and took a piss while i was facing a family with three small children with sleds. They were only about 20 feet in front of me but i was tripping really hard on shrooms and i had no idea what was going on. When i hears the parents yelling at me in disgust and anger i burst out in laughter while finishing my piss and ran back to my friends who were chilling in this cool spot in the woods.
 
bassmasta said:
i already posted this on another similar post, but anyway. I once whipped out my dick and took a piss while i was facing a family with three small children with sleds. They were only about 20 feet in front of me but i was tripping really hard on shrooms and i had no idea what was going on. When i hears the parents yelling at me in disgust and anger i burst out in laughter while finishing my piss and ran back to my friends who were chilling in this cool spot in the woods.
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Oh, I have a very similar story.

Senior week, 2004. I was in a hotel room with a bunch of my friends getting shitty drunk on Bass ale and Yuengling. About 8 beers in, I decided I had to piss really bad. Instead of actually going into the bathroom, I though it would be funny to piss off the balcony. I went outside and decided I would just piss on the neighbors balcony.

About midway through my piss, a little girl comes out of her room and goes onto the balcony. I just kept pissing for a few more seconds till I realized she was staring at me. I zipped up, turned around, and walked back inside.

Now, there was a sizable puddle of urine on their balcony, and this little girl kept staring at it. I think she even went and smelled it. I'm not exactly sure. A few minutes later, the entire family was out there investigating the piss on their balcony, and I was just laughing at them. They didn't say a word to any of us, unfortunately.
 
Also senior week, 2004. Good 'ol horger passed out on the bed out on the porch. I rolled a fat ass blunt while nenar watched. then we went outside to go get Horger. we tried to wake him up, yelling at him and whatnot. finally, we gave up. the only thing he said to us while we were trying to wake him up was "bring the party out here, to my mouth." then he went back to sleep. lol
 
First time on ecstasy, I was messing about with my mate Mat, and we found an old mobile phone belonging to Rob, whose house we were in.

Asked Rob if we could set the phone alight to see what happened and he said yes. Took the battery and SIM out and put the phone in a glass jar (BAD IDEA ALERT), doused it in lighter fluid and set it alight.

Watched it burn, was very very pretty, then my gf pointed out it was starting to smell bad. Panicked about how to put it out, til Mat said I should tip the bong water on it.

Did, and screamed as the glass shattered everywhere. Fortunately the funny side was seen and I didn't get bollocked :D
 
"absinthe is non-alcoholic" apparently if was yelling this quite a bit after many shots, can't remember it though 8)
 
OK, i wish this was my story, but I'll be honest. can't remember where i hear it, maybe i was there, can't remember.

the scene - finishing off a 8-ball of fet between friends, it occured to these ppl that the police or fbi where recording thier converstaions, and staking out thier place, ready to pounce and hiding in the bushes just outside (as you do), to prove or dis-prove this idea, an old scanner was brought into the room, and the entire night was eventually spent, scanning every frequency to see if they could hear thier own voices or the background music in the room, thereby learning that they where indeed, being watched, needless to say, they drew a blank, classic !

here are mine, winsom2 http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?p=5613981

enjoy, drugs are BAD, but fun :)
 
One of my personal worsts moments happened when i was shitty drunk.

I used to get out of work at 5pm, go home and drink a tall glass of vodka or two or three. So it was like 7pm at night, and I'm trashed (as usual). I gotta mention that I don't remember any of this:
I get up off the couch, pull down my pants and piss all over the couch i was laying on....right in front of my dad and step mom. 8)
then the next morning i didn't recall any of it, so i tried to hit my dad up for $10 so i could get a bag of heroin. He flipped out on me, screaming at me n shit, then he gave me the money and i copped and went to work.

Around the same time (within a few weeks of the previous incident) I took my dad's bottle of vodka and drank like a liter of it while talking to people on aim. I don't know what happened next, but i woke up in bed and I had pissed myself. And i had mud all over my pants (it was raining out the night this happened) but i didn't remember going outside at all. Even more I had bruises all over my arm that looked like someone grabbed my arm and dragged me. I still don't know how i got the bruises on my arm or the mud on my pants.

I'm SO glad i quit drinking=D
 
I was drunk and high on dope and I saw an off duty cop i recognized walking his dog. I told him to make sure he picked up the dog shit or i would call the police.
 
Fucked on codeine as a youngin, (my gateway to heroin, no doubt) I told my parents I was going to get my wife's name tattooed on my neck.
Needless to say, at 17, I didn't have a wife, or girlfriend.
 
I told my fiancee to wait in the other room for a few minuites while i nailed her friend for dope...bet none of you can beat that.
 
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