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I was at Busch Gardens on LSD and stood there staring at a clock for 5 minutes trying to figure out what time it was. =D
 
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5 Minutes? That's the dumbest u got? I have already been 'bout 30 minutes staring at a wall right in front of me, trying to understand if it was round or normal (of course it was normal) and why did the pictures were glowing so much. Then I understood that I was simply tripping hard as hell
 
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aha, i went to the boston hempfest this year....and some guy asked to bum a cig off of me. i was stoned as fuck, and i didn't understand what he wanted at first. so he asked again, i didnt' understand again. this went on for....5 minutes, then he finally said to me "damn kid, you gots some good shit" then i finally understood and bummed him a cig. haha
 
Not drug related, but alcohol related...

When I was 18 years old, my friends brother in law took me to a strip club. My first time at a strip club or to a bar, as you had to be 21 to get in.

After a few hours of downing beers and shots, I had to take a leak. The bathroom in this place was down the hall and down a flight of stairs. I get down there, do my business and attempt to leave--however I see three doorways instead of one.

After deciding on which one I though was right, I found out I was wrong by walking into the wall. Fell on my ass and couldn't get up.

All I remember after that was the big black bouncer carrying me out of the place while I was telling him how much I loved him.
 
i was stoned and driving and i forgot which side of the road you were supposed to drive on. i remember trying to reason with myself "if the steering wheel is on the left then it would make sense to drive the ____ side." i was so confused and i kept thinking about how in england it was the opposite but that didn't help. needless to stay i don't drive stoned anymore.
 
i was shrooming at my friends apartment and stared directly into a strobe light that was lying on my chest for 30 minutes, when my friends finally noticed they took it away and hid it.
 
This thread has been done before...

On LSD:

I kissed a trip partner in front of her boyfriend, also tripping. Maybe they were on MDA, I dunno, but we were all off our tits. He then dared me to kiss a guy for $20 and I would have if not for my intense paranoia on acid.

I repeatedly lost scissors paper rock to a sober friend.

On MDA:

"Excuse me but where did you get that silver bodysuit? *blink* Oh, sorry. Never mind. :o"

On MDMA:

On my first pill I came up with the idea of public speaking on E's. I am now seriously considering some soapbox oration at a suitable rave while peaking off my tits.
 
i started humming and chatterin my teeth and said "im singing like a butterfly" when peakin harder then i ever did in my life on like 3 million pills. (at least it feels liek it was that many.)]
 
My oh-so ingenious revelations on nitrous in which I try to tell my friends on it which make no sense in reality and my dance sessions on K (but I don't think thats dumb it just looks funny but at the time I don't care) :)
 
I've done a lot of dumb things on drugs, but I can always tell my dumbest story. My first time doing benzos was at school. I was not educated on how much to take so I took 6.5 mg of Xanax. The last thing I remember was taking the pills and then the bell rang to go to class. The next thing I know, I'm waking up in the same class. But there are different people around me. Then it hit me that everyone let me sleep and I was sleeping in that class for 2 periods. It was funny because I just woke up, looked at everyone, and then just left the class. I could hear everyone laughing at me.
 
^^ thats halirious I wonder what the teacher thought of you during passing period?
 
* my throat is scratchy because of my mustache*

said this while under the influence of chrystal. my friends will never let me forget. we where all sitting in living room @ 3am coloring and talking. And i said my throat is scratchy because of my mustache. After I said it I new i did but didnt really notice until they all asked me wtf did i say.
{ for the record im a chick so there is no mustache}

* can i get a hug and i love you *
most common words from my mouth on E

i find it funny cause the first time i took one this one chick kept asking me for a hug and mine hadnt kicked in and i was so wanting her to go away and thought she was a weirdo ...
 
The only one i can think of right now is the time that i started walking downstairs with a bong in my hand, really fuckin fried, and my mom was sitting right there at the end of the stairs.
 
'The rain's making my beer all wet'

I got the piss taken for that one =\

Aside from that, the stupidest thing I've done was after eating a lot of hash at school (i was young i didnt realise how full on it'd be, etc.)

I had science the next lesson, and the hash had just kicked in. I sat on my chair, had to take my shirt and tie off because I was so hot, then ran into the toilets feeling ill, came back up and spent the rest of the lesson telling the teacher that I was convinced there were bunnies in the autoclave.

Naturally, they didn't notice a thing wrong.
 
When I was in high school, I was smoking weed in a car with some people, and we passed a 7-Eleven. I had an epiphany of sorts, and told everyone that I finally figured out why it was called 7-Eleven, and that was because 7+11=24 as in 24 hours. Everyone was like "Yeah, that's right!". It was really stupid.

A friend of mine was driving his car once and we were really out of it, and I hear this weird ticking noise. I turn and see him trying to start the engine while it is already running (we are moving full speed when this happens)! It was pretty funny, but pretty scary, we had to pull over for awhile or else get into a mess on the road.

I also answered my phone when my dad was calling, due to severe tunnel vision I couldn't see who it was, and I was rolling on 2 double stacked pills and sounded like I was having sex. It was weird.

I also was really fucked on Stilnox once, and cut one class. I was peering in the door, for some reason I thought it was a one-way pane. My teacher was staring at me, looking quite angry. I went inside and sat on the floor (the aisle). Of course, I don't remember THAT part.

I also cut class another time (on much downers again) and went to ask my classmates what had happened. I sat out in the corridor to wait for class to end, and eventually fell asleep all sprawled on the floor, only to be nudged by a shoe (someone thought I was dead).

I have tons of stories, from my more heady days past. This can do serious damage to your liver. I cannot advise against it enough, especially copious amoutns of everything.
 
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