Kinda a long story, but full of fun:
I had been up for 4 days on meth. My best friend was about to move, and wanted to try some of the acid I had stashed, since he'd never done it before. I figured since you can't die from acid, I'll just give him 5 hits of some strong acid (1 would get you tripping balls). My other friend, who looks just like me, wanted a couple shots of alcohol, just like 2. So I get a bottle of vodka and fill up a whole SOLO cup, about 10 shots, because he wouldn't say 'when'. I look at him and I realize he seriously has no clue how much does 2 shots of alcohol look like, so I tell him that the full cup of 10 shots is just 2 and he won't get drunk.
So an hour later my friend is piss drunk, and my other is tripping harder than anything he could imagine, and we're walking around the neighborhood. My drunk friend gets into this electric handicapped wheelchair I had at my house for my disabled brother (remember that this friend looks just like me).
So we get to this bridge on the walking path and I see 2 cruisers fly by, and I tell my friends "Guys don't run, I guarantee that those 2 cops are gonna come back so just play it cool". Naturally, the cops turn around and my friends freak out. The kid on acid runs into the woods, and my friend in the electric wheelchair tries to drive it into the woods at the 2mph it goes. I put my foot on the wheel to stop the chair, and there we were in a standoff with the cops - 2 of them at the end of the bridge, and my spun ass with my drunk friend in a wheelchair.
So the cops ask: "Have you guys seen 3 kids out walking around, we got a report." My drunk friend says no, slurs, obviously out of his mind, and I say well there was one but he left a couple minutes ago. I say I live up the street and was just walking around, and this whole time my drunk friend is slurring, falling over in his chair, and copying what I say. The cops leave.
I then realize that for the sake of god, they didn't see my friend run even though it was right in front of them, and that they must've thought that the drunk kid in the wheelchair was my disabled brother out on a walk with me.
I think if my friend wasn't piss drunk and acting like a retard, we would've been busted for sure. The funniest thing is that I, a kid up on his 4th day on a IV Meth binge, was the most sober of the group and most in control. Anyone who knows meth knows that's some crazy shit!