3/26/2010
Duck the Bills
I was such a schmuck
That I had to beg for bucks
The thrills I took,
But on the bills I booked
Til one day my ass got cooked
You can bill the ducks,
But you can’t duck the bills
One day soon, some May
Or June, Satan be collectin
Ducked bills past due
That day sucked
Because the bills I ducked
Were now 5 billion owed
Not two
The killer bills for thrills
Long past due
I am so done, my ass got stewed
I billed the ducks & now
They’re here to bill me
And they won’t fly away
Until I can & will pay
I can’t pay, how I rue the day
I lost my ass,
In a painful, hideous way
I was forced to pay
Ducks with bills that kill
Help! I’m being billed
By 5 billion ducks!
I can’t duck 5 billion bills
Save your ass & learn fast
You can bill a duck
But you can’t duck a bill
Duck the Bills
I was such a schmuck
That I had to beg for bucks
The thrills I took,
But on the bills I booked
Til one day my ass got cooked
You can bill the ducks,
But you can’t duck the bills
One day soon, some May
Or June, Satan be collectin
Ducked bills past due
That day sucked
Because the bills I ducked
Were now 5 billion owed
Not two
The killer bills for thrills
Long past due
I am so done, my ass got stewed
I billed the ducks & now
They’re here to bill me
And they won’t fly away
Until I can & will pay
I can’t pay, how I rue the day
I lost my ass,
In a painful, hideous way
I was forced to pay
Ducks with bills that kill
Help! I’m being billed
By 5 billion ducks!
I can’t duck 5 billion bills
Save your ass & learn fast
You can bill a duck
But you can’t duck a bill
