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Drummond's international grey

It's hard to be sure exactly what UKIP would actually do cos they don't seem capable of forming a policy beyond hating foreigners. Or hating some foreigners more than others anyway (they're in favour of useful foreigners apparently - which sounds suspiciously like they want to drive down wages for skilled workers instead of unskilled labourers - wonder what Issy would make of that?).
 
^ when they have let slip policies it's been stuff like flat taxes, deregulation and privatised nhs (tory wet dreams basically) - how they get nominally 'left wing' people to vote for them i don't know (well maybe emotional xenophobia trumps intellectual leftyness and turns up the confirmation bias so they miss these policies)
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Yes. That's revolting scumbag Essex boy Tony Parsons.
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Essex boy and close friend of Joe Strummer? First journalist to champion The Clash and punk? Wasn't he at all the anti-nazi gigs in the 70s?

Oh, and he has a mixed race family too.

But I do think he's just mentioned UKIP to drum up some publicity because he's got a new book out.
 
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Shambles said:
Idiots voting for arseholes
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UK politics summed up in four words.

Vurtual said:
Was it someone on here mentioned how you can deface your ukip leaflets and then send them freepost back to ukip so they have to pay for it? (the address is on the leaflet) - or cut them into a hundred pieces sent separately, or in a box with a brick, etc...

(bears a re-mention i reckon)
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They cancelled their freepost thing after being sent blood and a jobby. Possibly in the same box.
 
I always wonder what kind of human being you have to be to post your own shit in a letter to someone. Do you drop it in the postbox with a self-righteous smug grin on your face? Isn't there a moment when you're handling your own shit that you think "I'm as crazy as a shithouse rat?"
 
Surely that moment comes when you're crapping somewhere that isn't the toilet. Or do you scoop it out the toilet water? I have to admit I never considered the logistics of the operation.

My mate once threatened to take a shit on a paper towel in a busy pub and leave it on the bar. We managed to talk him down.
 
Mind you I did once think about posting my own shit to someone who had ripped me off for some acid.
 
Ismene said:
Essex boy and close friend of Joe Strummer? First journalist to champion The Clash and punk? Wasn't he at all the anti-nazi gigs in the 70s?

Oh, and he has a mixed race family too.

But I do think he's just mentioned UKIP to drum up some publicity because he's got a new book out.
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You're right about the book.

And the other stuff of course. But that was 40 years ago. I think it's fair to say Tony's changed a bit since his amphetamine days. Living next door to Boris Johnson probably helped in that. Before the move to Hampstead.

That Julie Burchill, she's alright eh? First girl journalist into punk. Dad was a communist. Took loads of speed. 40 years ago. And her dad's dead. Fat contrary bitch who'll write anything to fill £1000. I mean 1,000 words. No, I was right first time.

I'm sure you're getting the picture.
 
I couldn't quite understand why Parsons was even saying he'd vote for the kippers when I read the interview - some bullshine about "None of the others have real life experiences". Seemed like he was trying to get his name in the papers but be vague enough to deny he voted kipper at a future date. Presumably when BBC3 do a "cunts and clips" documentary about punk and want him to make comments between the clips.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
You're right about the book.That Julie Burchill, she's alright eh? First girl journalist into punk. Dad was a communist. Took loads of speed. 40 years ago. And her dad's dead. Fat contrary bitch who'll write anything to fill £1000. I mean 1,000 words. No, I was right first time.
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We know a song about that: (Tune: "Wreck of the Old '97".)

They gave her her orders at Guardian Headquarters
Saying "Burch, we're way behind!
"We've lost half a million readers since 1997!
"You must whip them to a frenzy this time!"
It's a mighty rough road, from here to where you want to be
When no-one undersatnd your needs
And it ain't made any easier by the likes of Julie Burchill
And her rampant transpobic screeds!​
Julie Burchill turned to her spoiled, paying intern
And said, "Shovel on a little more hate!
"And when we get out there, and the presses start a-rollin',
"We can watch them tr*nnies disintegrate!"
It's a mighty rough road .....​
She was writin' out bullshit, makin' ninety words a minute
When we heard a piercing scream
Seems her ink had overheated and her fountain pen exploded
And she vanished in a cloud of blue steam!
It's a mighty rough road .....​
An e-mail came to the editor's inbox
And this is how it read:
"I this really what you call responsible reporting
"When there's people wishing we were dead?"
It's a mighty rough road .....​
When the money from the advertisements lowed to a trickle
They said "Sorry, that article stank!"
If you print harsh words about a minorty
You can eat crow all the way to the bank!
It's a mighty rough road .....​

Frankly I'm not all that keen on sharing a first name with her.
 
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