Does anyone else have parents this cool?
Wow. I can;t believe what just happened to me. I woke up just as my step-dad was drivig my sister to middle school. Now, last weekend, my step dad totally fucked up his back at work, yesterdfay my mom borrowed about $200 to pay for some prescriptions, and for some things that got fucked up on my car (which I should've paid for anyways myself)
Now, as my parents leave I walk into their room and sitting on a nightstand is 3 prescription bottles. 1 with 10mg Clcyobenzaprine, 1 I've never heard of really, and dont think has rec. potential. and then bam; there it is, in the last bottle, Norco Hydrocodones 10mgs/325mgs. I shat myself. I've stolen pills before ALOT from him last summer and felt like a dickhead and told myself I wouldn;t again. And I know all you junkies wouldn;t even take a 2nd gance at Norcos, but they;re damn good. So I stashed 6 of them, took a shower and when I got out he;s standing straight in front of me, and yes, he had the look I;ve seen 1,000 times. That look like "NICE TRY BUD"
He started screaming at asking me if I just took some of his Norcos, cause apparently that sly bastard left his scripts out just to see if I'd fuck him them. What was I suppose to do? Tell him the opiate fairy snagged a few pills? I fessed up, appologizing again and again for being an asshole and idiot, BUT to my surprise he let me keep them even though I kept telling him to take them back (I only took6, but it's been so long since I've had Hydrocodones). He was giving me a litte lecture on how to be safe and careful and that shit, which I already knew in the first place.
He was telling me how he knows exactly I feel and knows that the buzz is good, so he pretty much told me to take 1 and have a joint after work as opposted to drinking or if I had trouble sleeping maybe take one. He told me how he'd do anything in the world to help with my drinking problem, even if it means giving me some opiates every so often so I can smoke a joint with it. I'd like to do that, but my plan is to just take a a few after work or so...and of course smoke a doobie :D
This past year my stepdad has been the coolest mother fucker with me (well, for the most part) its ridiculous; hell he even said he won't tell my mom or anything.