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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

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The I had a friend who tried acid and he now thinks he is a glass of orange juice. He leans against the wall all day so, he does not tip over. Or A friend of mine was running from the cops and ran through sprinklers with a sheet on him and is now at the looney bin...

Seriously quit with the bullshit stories!
 
xhead406 said:
somebody in rehab told me they smoked a pound of bud in one day...alone. very unbelievable.also some loser a few weeks ago told me he smoked 3 pounds in one weekend one day when was really depressed. what fucking liars.
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lol a pound... if he stayed awake for 16 hours thats an oz an hour, a q every 15, or an 8th every 7 mins. motherfucker must have been busy. so many stoners brag about how much dank they smoke, and they talk like they hold the most weed ever smoked record. i dont get it- smoking massive amounts of weed is not crazy. its not very exciting either. its the one drug you cant OD on. smoking it in excess makes people unmotivated and usually just sit around doing nothing. wow. fucking cool. anyways...

almost every stoner i know exaggerates about how high they were/bomb the weed was like "no dude, dude, no. N-O D-U-D-E. listen. Dude. you dont understand. words can BARELY describe it man. this weed we smoked got me SOOOO high. like i was in 3rd person for a good 3 hrs. crazy shit man. crazier than acid man..well almost. like on the same level bro"
 
A buddy of mine said about 20-25 people would all go in on a pound and finish by the end of the party. Sounds plausible but, idk sounds like bullshit too.

My friends brother gave me a lecture about how he ate a pill with a horse tranquilizer inside and almost died.
 
Azatos said:
My friends brother gave me a lecture about how he ate a pill with a horse tranquilizer inside and almost died.
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This may be because people believe the rumor that ketamine is a horse tranquilizer (it is actually a cat tranqulilizer I believe)..... So the pill he ate may have had ketamine in it, so he may have thought it was a horse tranqulizer due to the rumors.... Some "ecstasy" pills have ketamine in them.
 
!_MDMA_! said:
a friend of mine says the biggest nug he's ever seen was a qp

i told him he was fucking crazy and out of his mind
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Man, when I used to get quantity, the biggest nug I got weighed exactly 1/8 (3.5grams)

The biggest realistic sized nug I would say can be up to 1/4oz (7 grams). Thats just from my knowlede of weighing out alot of budz, getting good at eyeing it out, and seeing pics of some big outdoor nugz...

Maybe they meant a whole branch of weed, instead of just on of the nugz at the end of one of the branches.
 
Lol i know a dude that said sumone slipped 4 oc 80's in his drink of rum n coke nd obviously he aint dead bcuz he said that bullshit..the same guy also told me he had to east 40 xanax bcuz he got pulled over...now that one i dont know about but i highly doubt it
 
Tommyboy723 said:
Man, when I used to get quantity, the biggest nug I got weighed exactly 1/8 (3.5grams)

The biggest realistic sized nug I would say can be up to 1/4oz (7 grams). Thats just from my knowlede of weighing out alot of budz, getting good at eyeing it out, and seeing pics of some big outdoor nugz...

Maybe they meant a whole branch of weed, instead of just on of the nugz at the end of one of the branches.
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lol if the biggest nug you got was 3.5 you weren't dropping much more than a bill or you were getting punked. i had a nug of some outdoor just under a half z- and i know thats not even that big compared to some outdoor. and i've consistently found 5-10g nugs of hydro. i think you underestimate the plants ability.

a 4 oz nug tho.. ya sounds like bs. maybe some matured od before trimmed/dried. i'm sure with the right strain/setup you could get the top cola to grow out to an oz maybe 2, but even 3oz nug sounds insane. definitely would be broken down before its put in a bag.
 
Azatos said:
A buddy of mine said about 20-25 people would all go in on a pound and finish by the end of the party. Sounds plausible but, idk sounds like bullshit too.

My friends brother gave me a lecture about how he ate a pill with a horse tranquilizer inside and almost died.
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ya if everyone dropped a bill and they knew the right people its financially plausible, but thatd mean everyone would have over half z to themselves. guess if everyone that dropped had a few ppl they were blazin out but holy shit the house would look like it was blazin up in flames.

idk people that tell these stories never seem to smoke that much, so i almost always assume bs unless i see them dropping a cpl grams on a session. even still stoners are the worst about exaggerating numbers. like they forget how much they actually smoked and just convinced themselves it was more than it really was lol
 
Mafioso said:
lol if the biggest nug you got was 3.5 you weren't dropping much more than a bill or you were getting punked. i had a nug of some outdoor just under a half z- and i know thats not even that big compared to some outdoor. and i've consistently found 5-10g nugs of hydro. i think you underestimate the plants ability.
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It was hydro. I'm saying that out of the ounces, the biggest nug in the zip would be about an eight. I don't see how the size of the nugz would have anything to do with me getting "punked." It was all decent dro, nothing crazy. Maybe we have different definitions of nugz? I refer to nugz as the single bud at the end of a branch. Now the branch has other buds on it, but to me they are all separate nugz.

You also have to consider most people aren't from Cali where you can legally grow. So alot of nugz get broken in the transportation process all over the country.
 
I've seen colas from massive outdoor grown ISS(island sweet skunk) that were over an ounce, so massive nugs do exist, just in the form of colas(which is essentially a alrger branch with many nugs stacked all around it, they look like one solid big nug.
 
Tommyboy723 said:
Man, when I used to get quantity, the biggest nug I got weighed exactly 1/8 (3.5grams)

The biggest realistic sized nug I would say can be up to 1/4oz (7 grams). Thats just from my knowlede of weighing out alot of budz, getting good at eyeing it out, and seeing pics of some big outdoor nugz...

Maybe they meant a whole branch of weed, instead of just on of the nugz at the end of one of the branches.
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I am telling you, that I grew plants last year and the biggest bud trimmed up to where it was solid bud from top to bottom and only stem at the bottom weighed more than a QP. It weighed like 130 grams after it was dried. Outdoor grown but better than indoor from the heat and sunshine here in california.

What dealers see is the scraps left over the growers don't want. That's pretty much how it works.
 
Word. I have only grown a couple of indoor plants, but always ended up shortening the time the light was on to enduce faster budding.
 
I a friend of mine took his first hit o grass ever (mids btw) and was like the most blazed he's ever been before in his life and then started freaking out and screaming...10 minutes later he took 3 hits of acid and seemed to handle himself perfectly fine......suspicious much??? Hahaha
 
Ohh. And word to u Does you all...I used ta do the same thing and I've seen a full 1 1
130+ gram dried buds ALL the time...
 
Tommyboy723 said:
It was hydro. I'm saying that out of the ounces, the biggest nug in the zip would be about an eight. I don't see how the size of the nugz would have anything to do with me getting "punked." It was all decent dro, nothing crazy. Maybe we have different definitions of nugz? I refer to nugz as the single bud at the end of a branch. Now the branch has other buds on it, but to me they are all separate nugz.

You also have to consider most people aren't from Cali where you can legally grow. So alot of nugz get broken in the transportation process all over the country.
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ya i was talking about nugs, as in a single bud. guess things are different on the east coast. i expect atleast 1/4-1/2 of the weight to be in fat nugs(3-7gs). if it isnt i never pay asking price..guess im just spoiled.
 
DoctorShop said:
Lets just wait for someone to post in this thread saying they have smoked an oz in one day.

And then we shall ass rape him. Ass rape him good.
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so this one time all i had is my onie.... jk

but if you think about it... its only smoking like a little more than a gram an hour... if you used all 24 hours wouldnt be that bad
 
californialove760 said:
hahahaha I laughed really hard.
Just the other day a friend (who should really know better) said you can get high by eating weed. Not cooking and eating, just eating the plant straight.
Really? Then I'm not gonna let you borrow my lighter to smoke, just eat it and get FuXckked Uup dood!!
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i think you can get high by eating weed . . it just takes four or five hours to kick in. the actives are still active, it just takes a lot longer for them to get into your system if you don't extract them using some sort of lipid.
 
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