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Bluelighter
A friend of mine once decided that we should all say "dog" instead of "weed" because he was getting paranoid that the police were listening in to our calls. Solid plan except very soon he started calling me up telling me how he bought 3 grams of dog or that he wants to meet up and smoke some dog. LOL! I pointed out to him how stupid that is, but we still call it dog because somehow the term caught on amongst us.
How about calling it tobacco, and mention sherlock pipe smoking (mention it's a wooden tobacco shrlock or something) and reading a good book in a high backed chair in your sitting room directly afterwards. Mention brand names of high class pipe tobacco. Next throw in a reference that you're going to store it in your sock (where Sherlock kept his).
They may not even get the references to the original Sherlock Holmes books.
The cops will never be the wiser.
Then go get stoned.
And tell your friend to stop being so paranoid that they cops are listening in on him.
Then you can go home and get stoned. Don't store it in a sock though. Only store your pipe tobacco there.
Read the 'A Study in Scarlet' while getting high. (his second novel.)
It'll be great.
The book has a bunch of crazy mormons in it. Cool book. Seriously, the first of his four novels (the rest were short stories).