Turbo Monk said:
I find the idea that all life sprung forth by random chance with no intelligent, deliberate design not just silly, but also incredibly blind and hypocritical.
OK. (Why "hypocritical" though?) But that's not part of the theory of evolution / common descent, so I don't know why you're bringing it up. Thinking that there was a divine guiding hand behind evolution isn't creationism (sometimes it's called "theistic evolution.") Nor is thinking that God designed the first life on Earth -- you might be surprised to know that you're echoing Charles Darwin himself there:
It may be asked how far I extend the doctrine of the modification of species. The question is difficult to answer, because the more distinct the forms are which we may consider, by so much the arguments fall away in force. But some arguments of the greatest weight extend very far. . . I should infer from analogy that probably all the organic beings which have ever lived on this earth have descended from some one primordial form, into which life was first breathed.
. . . It is interesting to contemplate an entangled bank, clothed with many plants of many kinds, with birds singing on the bushes, with various insects flitting about, and with worms crawling through the damp earth, and to reflect that these elaborately constructed forms, so different from each other, and dependent on each other in so complex a manner, have all been produced by laws acting around us. . . There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.
The Origin of Species, ch 14 The belief that all (or most) of the species of the world are unrelated and were separately & spontaneously created by God X number of years ago -- that's what I consider creationism. It's demonstrably false to the point of being ridiculous in this day and age, much like the belief that the sun revolves around the Earth -- although, of course, if you don't know a fair bit of science it's not at all clear why we are so sure about these things.
You guys imply your spontaneous generation worldview is so vastly complicated and us mere unintelligent people can't understand it.
What is there to understand?
It's not that you guys are somehow too dumb to understand anything about evolutionary biology -- not at all! It's that so many creationists seem to just shut their minds without actually learning anything about evolution. I think largely because there's so much confusion and misperceptions about evolution around, they early on decide that evolution has got to be wrong and that they "don't believe" in it... before they know hardly anything about what it says, let alone enough to have any idea whether it makes sense or not.
I think if you forget about attacking or defending 'your' position and approach the theory of evolution with an open mind you will learn a lot. Scientists aren't morons, and the entire field of biology for the last 150 years hasn't just somehow been composed of idiots who can't add 2+2 without getting 5.
Spontaneous generation has never been demonstrated to form living, breathing, functioning organisms with capacities for emotions. Yet you believe somehow, someway, that time is the magical factor that makes all things possible.
Where did anyone say time is a magical factor that makes anything possible? As you obviously agree, that's a ridiculous argument.
Now suppose we have a hypothetical slow process which takes much much longer than a single lifetime. Clearly the fact that no one has ever seen this process take place
is not an argument *against* its existence, since whether or not it existed it would be too slow for a human to really see. You agree? An example: no one has ever seen a river carve out a gigantic chasm through solid rock. But this is not a reason to think that the erosion theory of river canyon formation is wrong, since the theory doesn't predict that anyone will see such a thing b/c it takes millions of years. Of course it's not a reason to think the theory is right, either; but if there are other reasons to think river canyons formed by erosion, the fact that no one has seen it isn't a reason to think differently. Correct?