Do You Think You Can Actually "Laugh Someone Into Bed"? Could You Be?

[Mr. Krinkle]

Then why do I seek of mens whom I can't impregnate?

Probably because you're gay

 

[Jabberwocky]

Chuckle Fucker?
You got jokes ....
I'm thinking you wrote this post just so you could say "Chuckle Fucker"...

I have been seduced by the funny.. you still wake up and wonder WTF? The next morning And still doin the walk of shame.
Sept it's funny..

damn nothing like getting your feelings hurt by a funny guy they will make you feel like you have so much chemistry and that you’re so bonded. Meanwhile, they got 15 other women just fucking hahaha’ing in their DMs right next to yours :sadcat:

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

damn nothing like getting your feelings hurt by a funny guy they will make you feel like you have so much chemistry and that you’re so bonded. Meanwhile, they got 15 other women just fucking hahaha’ing in their DMs right next to yours :sadcat:

They probably just copy-and-pasteded them all too xD

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

They probably just copy-and-pasteded them all too xD

Unfortunately the one pickup line I have that has literally NEVER failed to get someone to go home with me only works in person :/

 

[axe battler]

damn nothing like getting your feelings hurt by a funny guy they will make you feel like you have so much chemistry and that you’re so bonded. Meanwhile, they got 15 other women just fucking hahaha’ing in their DMs right next to yours :sadcat:

Lol
You've nothing to worry about moody, you're funny as fuck!
Not in a "ha ha" way though ...

 

[jasperkent]

Oh hell yeah. A sense of humor is VERY important to me. If I had to rate importance of qualities I'd probably say:
1. Kindness
2. Intelligence
3. Humor
4. Good looks
Etc....

 

[qwertygina]

damn nothing like getting your feelings hurt by a funny guy they will make you feel like you have so much chemistry and that you’re so bonded. Meanwhile, they got 15 other women just fucking hahaha’ing in their DMs right next to yours :sadcat:

I didn't mean it like I got hurt.
I meant I woke up and was like what did I do.
Although the scenario you gave is so true.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Lol
You've nothing to worry about moody, you're funny as fuck!
Not in a "ha ha" way though ...

 

[Jabberwocky]

Unfortunately the one pickup line I have that has literally NEVER failed to get someone to go home with me only works in person :/

Tell your secrets

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Tell your secrets

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I just realised personality traits can be both a turn-on and a turn-OFF.
When I was 16 I really liked this guy, had my first kiss with him...but then on our first date he was really rude and condescending to the waitress and for some reason seemed to think that it would amuse or impress me?
I insisted he apologise...and he apologised...to ME. I was like "TO HER!".
Then maybe later that week we were talking and he casually dropped the n-slur into conversation (he's white) and after those two thing I found I wasn't *physically* attracted to him anymore either. Kinda like the opposite of "inner beauty". Whenever I looked at him, it was like my brain or heart or whatever could now see his inner ugliness and once that happened I couldn't unsee it.

 

[Jabberwocky]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[jasperkent]

I just realised personality traits can be both a turn-on and a turn-OFF.
When I was 16 I really liked this guy, had my first kiss with him...but then on our first date he was really rude and condescending to the waitress and for some reason seemed to think that it would amuse or impress me?
I insisted he apologise...and he apologised...to ME. I was like "TO HER!".
Then maybe later that week we were talking and he casually dropped the n-slur into conversation (he's white) ....

Yeah, major red flags for sure. Especially since you'd think that on those first few dates he'd be on his best behavior.

 

[axe battler]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Yes! Buzzing that stuck with you!
Low dose mushrooms, soma and Insidious having a wonderful time.
Love a horror film on low dose psychedelics, me!

 

[jasperkent]

When I was 16 I really liked this guy, had my first kiss with him...but then on our first date he was really rude and condescending to the waitress and for some reason seemed to think that it would amuse or impress me?
I insisted he apologise...and he apologised...to ME. I was like "TO HER!".

Having been in the service industry for most of my life (I'm a cook) I find it particularly offensive when someone is rude to servers, cashiers, bussers, maids, or anyone who must spend their days bowing down to the more privileged just so they can get by. Like these people don't have it rough enough already. It disgusts me when assholes punch down-- knowing they can get away with it-- and why? Just to express that they think they're superior human beings because of their socioeconomic status and that they can make someone miserable because they're having kind of a bad day (bless their entitled little hearts). These are the same kind of pricks who would kick a starving dog just because they can.

 

[fastandbulbous]

If I couldn't, I'd be well and truly fucked (no pun intended!)

 

[qwertygina]

Haha

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

Yes, and yes. I like to read fiction that makes me laugh and makes me aroused.