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Do you have any embaressing stories, related to your drug/alcohol use?

once I bumped with my penis into butt of a girl that stand in front of me in massive outdoor dnb event,it was becose the crowd was very tightly packed,it was accident,she didnt notice but it was weird and awkward for me,I was on acid at the moment :D
 
I guess I'll just pick one... One night after a drinking contest I knocked on half the doors on my floor and told people they were in my room. Subsequently I pissed my pants in the elevator (heard that it was all over the floor). I proceded to pass out with my shirt half off in the pool of piss I created and rode the elevator up and down while unconscious. My friend helped me to my room where I peed on the kitchen floor, the bathroom floor, and in my bed. No more drinking contest for me.
 
So after an event where a friend (A) and myself were tripping hard on some good Acid, we got an invite to go chill at a friends (B) house so we said "fuck it why not". We got to the apartment complex (we had a DD) and since friend A and I are the only ones who had been there before, we led the way to the apartment. Keep in mind this was all at 3-4AM, and both of our heads were full of Acid. This complex has small inlets, where theres doors to 2 apartments per inlet. We counted 3 inlets, and then began knocking on the door hard as fuck so our friend would hear us. We said to each other "Watch this be the wrong apartment". We kept knocking, friend A called up friend B to tell him to let us in, friend B said that no one was knocking at his apartment, thinking were actually at the right door I said to friend A "Theyre fucking with us, this cant be the wrong door". Next thing we heard, some guy yelling from the apartment "You got the wrong fucking door yo!". We just bailed, laughing our asses off, went to the 4th inlet and saw friend B laughing and shaking his head haha.
 
My and 2 other guys peed off a bridge that was above PCH while tripping on acid (I still don't know why we had the idea of pissing onto PCH) and although there weren't very many cars at the time, (cause it was that jewish holiday, rashashana or something) somehow, a bunch of piss must've landed into someone's car, because someone in an opened convertible swerved hard and luckily pulled out of the street onto the sand on the side of the road. I was tripping very hard (600µgs of some good stuff) so I thought that I had killed this guy by peeing on his car, so we went down, terrified that I might've killed someone, and we saw the guy by his car, puking and then tearing his shirt to shreds, which was soaked with urine. We couldn't control our laughter, and the guy probably realized that we were the ones who urinated on him and his BMW convertible, because he started yelling and chasing us, but he was in his late 40's, so we outran him quickly.

After we ourtran him, we sat down and lit some cigarettes, still laughing, and spent the next 10-60minutes (on acid you never know) trying to remember how we ended up all pissing off a bridge onto PCH. I was in 9th grade, I was so stupid then.
 
My and 2 other guys peed off a bridge that was above PCH while tripping on acid (I still don't know why we had the idea of pissing onto PCH) and although there weren't very many cars at the time, (cause it was that jewish holiday, rashashana or something) somehow, a bunch of piss must've landed into someone's car, because someone in an opened convertible swerved hard and luckily pulled out of the street onto the sand on the side of the road. I was tripping very hard (600µgs of some good stuff) so I thought that I had killed this guy by peeing on his car, so we went down, terrified that I might've killed someone, and we saw the guy by his car, puking and then tearing his shirt to shreds, which was soaked with urine. We couldn't control our laughter, and the guy probably realized that we were the ones who urinated on him and his BMW convertible, because he started yelling and chasing us, but he was in his late 40's, so we outran him quickly.

After we ourtran him, we sat down and lit some cigarettes, still laughing, and spent the next 10-60minutes (on acid you never know) trying to remember how we ended up all pissing off a bridge onto PCH. I was in 9th grade, I was so stupid then.

sounds like my more impressionable years as well. check the area code, let's kick it BigFan!!
 
Two of them come to mind:
The first one was about 5 years ago when I worked in retail as a keyholder. Five hours after my shift ended, I drank a bottle of Smirnoff Ice, and took about 3 bong-hits of chop-chop. Then around 9:15, I get a call from my assistant manager. Apparently, the seasonal worker they just hired accidentally locked the keys in the back room, so they needed mine. So I had to stumble out of my apartment, and stagger the 15-minute walk it took to get to the store, hoping a cop wouldn't stop me and arrest me for public intoxication. When I finally got there, I literally face-planted against the glass door. Thankfully, my assistant manager was an understanding guy. He let me in, was laughing his ass off and apologizing profusely, promising he'd buy me lunch the next day to make it up to me.
The next story was from last spring. I had to walk across town to pick up some pills. Unfortunately, as I passed by the Chinese restaurant, I see my dad coming out. I ran to hide, but the house behind me is completely fenced in, so I'm trapped, and all I can do is hide behind some parked cars until he leaves. Unfortunately, the owner of the car gets in, sees me, and asks what's wrong. I quietly plead with him to let me hide just until my dad's car pulls out of the parking lot. Finally, my dad leaves, and I sprint away, apologizing to the driver like a madwoman.
The reason I had to hide? I'd told my parents I was going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting. >_<
 
The first time i got drunk I made out with a girl I would normally not find attractive by any means. Blacked out, and apparently laid in a pool of my own urine and vomit briefly.

On a lot of lorazepam and alcohol, I pissed my pants in my sleep. There is some debate as to whether I simply never woke up and peed, or if I stood up, attempted to find the bathroom and simply resigned to peeing in my pants.
 
Seven years ago when I was 18 I was with 3 friends who were in their mid 20s and we went to this big crazy racist red neck that ones of my friends knew well to take some mda+mdma. Over the course of the night I had 3 strong mda pills plus an mdma capsule. The red neck guys wife and mom were rolling with us too. I was rolling very very hard and getting some insane visuals. We were sitting around a bonfire in the backyard when my friends started passing around a joint and I started screaming "it's a fire cracker it's a fire cracker" and thought they were trying to play a trick on me by getting me to put a fire cracker in my mouth. When I realized it was a just a joint I started to get scared because I was worried I woke his kids up didn't want to piss that guy off who I felt didn't like me. Earlier that night he handed me my can of ice tea and said " drink up because if you die I'm gonna have to find a dumpster to throw your body in" and I don't think he was joking.
 
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