funkgerm
Bluelighter
Me and a few buddies were all trippin on acid in my room one night and were smoking a blunt. My friend tosses the blunt across the room to me but I missed catching it and the fucking thing DISAPPEARED. We looked for a good 10 minutes before giving up and rolling another one. Once the acid wore off I looked for it again to no avail.
Another time I randomly found a dime of weed in my closet on new years eve. I had lost it a good six months before without realizing because it was in a bag with like 50 other dimes, and it must have fallen out.
The worst one was definitely the time I was coked up and had just bought a bundle of dope, and was about to get high in the bathroom. I'm sitting in the stall opening a bag, when I see two uniformed guys come in the bathroom through the little crack in the door, and one of them knocks on my stall. I immediately panicked cause I was coked up and threw my bundle and needle into the toilet and flushed. I open the stall door and it's a security guard from the Kmart across the street. He looks at me and says "sorry i didn't see anyone in the stall so i knocked." I gave him the dirtiest look ever and walked outta there mad as hell.
Another time I randomly found a dime of weed in my closet on new years eve. I had lost it a good six months before without realizing because it was in a bag with like 50 other dimes, and it must have fallen out.
The worst one was definitely the time I was coked up and had just bought a bundle of dope, and was about to get high in the bathroom. I'm sitting in the stall opening a bag, when I see two uniformed guys come in the bathroom through the little crack in the door, and one of them knocks on my stall. I immediately panicked cause I was coked up and threw my bundle and needle into the toilet and flushed. I open the stall door and it's a security guard from the Kmart across the street. He looks at me and says "sorry i didn't see anyone in the stall so i knocked." I gave him the dirtiest look ever and walked outta there mad as hell.