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StoneHappyMonday

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Fuck it, let's go cerebral.

I notice Pagey's dissertation was entitled "Dissecting the religious worlds of Brave New World and 1984".

What was your dissertation?

I wrote one and a half. Half, because the useless authorities at my university (Essex) let me start one before, halfway through, telling me they couldn't find anyone qualified to mark it. It was called "The Politics of Pop: Pirates Ahoy!" and was an analysis of the influence of pirate radio on youth culture and society as a whole.

It was a lot more interesting than my (necessarily) hurried attempt at a second 10,000 words on "Where now for the National Front?" even if I did correctly predict the rise of the British National Party.

What was yours?
 
Holy fuck I think it was something evil like consumer buying behavior psychology in children..... :(

I only got my degree n debt now paid off cause of the Thatcherite glitch, because I'd failed as a working class art student :|

Man, you do churn up some deep shiz 8(
 
I did a project at school called "Sharks"... it had pictures n' everyfing..

I do wish I'd gone to uni now, have done for a while actually. I may even go.
 
I genuinely can't even remember what my dissertation title was. I seriously think they took pity and just gave me the degree
 
I genuinely can't even remember what my dissertation title was. I seriously think they took pity and just gave me the degree

But roughly even?

I did a project at school called "Sharks"... it had pictures n' everyfing..

I do wish I'd gone to uni now, have done for a while actually. I may even go.

Do it. Do comedy (the university of Luton or somewhere will do it). You'll get a First (and deserve it).

Man, you do churn up some deep shiz 8(

Yes but I say shit or fuck every third word which kinda mitigates it.
 
I really don't know. I know I used wuthering heights tho <3 I feel to need to go out shouting, "Heathcliff" now.
 
I'm quite embarrassed now about my dissertation as I actually did primary research on kids 8o on consumerism psychology :( Talk about shame...:o

Oh Buddha but it paid my way....I had to rear 2 bairns on my own :(
 
I'm a thicko who's not qualified to answer the question, but I would genuinely love to read:



:)

I held on to the half a dissertation I had for a while before losing it in a house move. It was something I enjoyed writing and it's one of the things (there's a few) I've never forgiven Essex University for since. In those days I was slightly to the left of Mao-tse Tung, which obviously made me way to the left of Tony Benn. Here's something of the essence of what I started to write. (This is from The Independent two years ago, its not my writing). You may learn a new thing or two about Tony Benn.

As reconciliations go, it took its time in coming. For almost 50 years, Johnnie Walker and Tony Benn have represented two sides of a battle that defined British radio. One was a maverick DJ, playing records out of a rusting ship to circumvent a ban on broadcasting pop. The other was the Labour MP and then Postmaster-General, determined to close the loophole that allowed Radio Caroline to thrive.

Tonight, in a sometimes-tense meeting, the two opponents met face-to-face for the first time. Mr Walker was interviewing Mr Benn as part of his month-long show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. “Never did I think, all those years ago, when I was put out of work by a piece of Labour party law steered by this man, that I would interview him 47 years later,” Walker told a 150-strong audience at the New Town Theatre. “He turned me into a criminal. I’ve been looking forward to this.”

When Mr Benn appeared onstage, looking frail and unshaven, the two men shook hands. “It’s quite a privilege to have you on my show,” said Walker. Mr Benn was typically unapologetic. He even claimed that, had he not banned pirate radio, Radio 1 would never have been created, which “brings music to far more people”.

The battle of the airwaves began with the launch of Radio Caroline in March 1964. At that time, Britain was in the grips of a cultural revolution, as bands like the Beatles and Rolling Stones burst onto the scene with unprecedented energy. So terrified was the establishment that the BBC rationed pop music to a few hours per week on the Light Programme. When Ronan O’Rahilly, a young Irish pop manager, discovered that unlicensed ships were broadcasting rock music to audiences in the Netherlands, he did the same for Britain.

It lasted only three years. Tony Benn fought vigorously against it, but by the time he had managed to outlaw pirate radio in August 1967, the establishment had loosened its collar enough for the BBC to launch Radio 1 six weeks later. Pirate DJs like John Peel and Tony Blackburn were soon hired, but Johnnie Walker was not. He was determined to keep Caroline going, even if it meant breaking the law. He later learned that a memo was sent to the controller of Radio 1 1967 that said: “On no account should Johnnie Walker be employed for at least a year to let the taint of criminality subside.”

Mr Walker was still visibly angry tonight. “This was one of the greatest musical explosions in history, and the BBC decided to play only an hour on Saturday morning,” he said. “But teenagers were desperate to hear it, and, three and a half miles off the Essex coast, pirate radios were doing that. And people loved them. So, did you genuinely believe they were a bad thing, or were you doing the bidding of Harold Wilson?”

Mr Benn explained that musicians weren’t being paid for the music pirate radios were playing, and that foreign governments were complaining that they were stealing their radio lengths. “They threatened to do the same to our own stations, like Radio 4. I had to protect us from foreign countries that were threatening to broadcast on our airwaves. And I happened to be in the hot seat at the time.”

Walker did later join Radio 1, in 1969, but would then fall out with them over his choice of music. Benn was given the now defunct post of Postmaster-General in Harold Wilson’s weak 1964 government. He oversaw the opening of London’s telephone tower, then London’s tallest building, and proposed axing the Queen’s head from stamps. While that campaign failed, he won his crusade against pirate radio, despite having worked as a BBC radio producer before becoming an MP.

The wide-ranging interview covered everything from trade unions and the Iraq war to Benn’s new beard, which Walker described as “trendy”. “I’m too lazy to shave,” Benn explained. “I hope it hasn’t given offence.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...ff-over-pirate-radio-50-years-on-8760228.html
 
I held on to the half a dissertation I had for a while before losing it in a house move. It was something I enjoyed writing and it's one of the things (there's a few) I've never forgiven Essex University for since.

D'oh, I wanted to read the actual thing. :(

I dropped out of an engineering degree. I'm guessing that my hypothetical dissertation would have been on a somewhat more boring subject. ;)

We'll never know.
 
I dropped out of an engineering degree. I'm guessing that my hypothetical dissertation would have been on a somewhat more boring subject. ;)

Speaking of miserable pun attempts..

But that's what I was looking for (to a degree) (ouch). Ive heard some crackers in the past involving polymer plastics...or something. I have a mate who did one on slugs.
 
Speaking of miserable pun attempts..

But that's what I was looking for (to a degree) (ouch). Ive heard some crackers in the past involving polymer plastics...or something. I have a mate who did one on slugs.

Jesus. If you think engineering has anything to with drilling holes, you have even less of a clue about engineering than I did as an engineering student. :D
 
Well, guilty but...are you seriously saying boreholes have nothing to do with engineering?

My dad was an engineer. If its possible to know less than nothing about engineering, that's my level.
 
Well, guilty but...are you seriously saying boreholes have nothing to do with engineering.

No. Obviously, engineering as such has a million applications, such as boreholes or drilling the Channel Tunnel. But the science of Engineering (and yes, it's a science) is all about mathematics, physics, electronics, materials, thermodynamics, and a long list of other stuff I was too thick to get my head around.

I was a clever-clogs swot at school, and did exceptionally well there. But as soon as I started that Engineering Degree, I quickly realised how thick I actually was.

I really should've chosen a different subject. ;)

I have the utmost respect for Engineers. Working with dozens of them over the past couple of decades has been a privilege and a learning experience. I grew up wanting to build oil rigs, and had to settle for helping cleverer people build oil rigs. C'est la vie. :)
 
You know what they call someone who knows at least as much as an engineer, works twice as hard as an engineer and gets paid half as much as an engineer? A technician.

There's as much maths in an engineering degree as there is in a pure maths degree, as a subject in its own right and embedded into every other subject. Also, every lecturer in every one of the subjects -- mathematics, circuit theory, computer programming, technical drawing, mechanics, electromagnetics and so forth -- seems to think that you are at university to study nothing but their particular subject. At least that prepared me for life as a technician in an R&D lab; where I would be spending my days working for several engineers who also each seemed to think I was working only on their project.

Oh, and the square root of minus one is called j; and when you write a number in exponential notation, the exponent should always be a multiple of three (so as to coincide with a named measuring-unit prefix. It isn't obvious at first glance what 5.87e-7 m. is, but 589e-9 m. is 589 nanometres.)
 
You know what they call someone who knows at least as much as an engineer, works twice as hard as an engineer and gets paid half as much as an engineer? A technician.

Hehe. On our first day at Uni, our course tutor said something along the lines of: "During the rest of your professional life, you will meet many people who call themselves "engineers". What you should bear in mind is that only people who have graduated with a degree in Engineering are entitled to call themselves Engineers."

Pompous twat. :D But I often think of that when a technician or mechanic describes themselves as an Engineer.

There's as much maths in an engineering degree as there is in a pure maths degree, as a subject in its own right and embedded into every other subject.

Absolutely. And don't give me nightmares about higher extended abstract imaginary maths; it's giving me flashbacks. :p
 
I told you I knew nothing. Now I'm doubting my dad was an engineer by your description. he certainly didn't have an engineering degree. He was a skilled toolmaker. You're going to tell me that's not an engineer aren't you?
 
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