Diner Menu Choices

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Appetizers

Chicken nuggets and Bin Laden's aged cheese sticks $8

Blended monk cheese and dog back $12

Shin funk and egg foo foo junk food $12

Entrees

Grilled bush hog and green gnome fingers $15

Strong fish fry with thunder hand and fever fingers $16

Roasted shank of Jesus sauteed in bleach and dog food $20

Broiled hand soap dispenser with cheese sticks and chin gravy $16

Thigh sous vide with sauteed hair growth and brain cancer $18

Banjo chiffonade and bunkbeds baked in dishwasher detergent $18

Charbroiled chunky fishing fins slathered in dirt bike gumbo $15

Deserts

Frosted Debbie honk $10

Drinks

Vintage honky shake with heavy cream and head juices $8

Blended gunk of fur gloves and coagulated gag gel $8

 

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More desserts and drinks coming soon! Some items are pricier due to low product availability such as the roasted shank of Jesus.

 

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Seasoned Assistant Manager Fried in Chinese Restaurant Oil

He fell into the oil and got fried to a crisp, so we pulled him out and served him to the customers. First his fingers! Then his hair! We even served his underwear!

Epilogue:

His employees upset by the recent furloughs snapped each finger off like crispy churros!