captainballs
Bluelighter
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A couple of days ago I was walking around downtown and I noticed two very attractive younger women, ages 20 and 26. I asked them both out and they said yes, so all three of us went to a very fantastic joint a few bloks away. It was jumping, food was good, and they were being really nice at first. Then, they started trying to run game on me as a team. Allow me to explain: one was the good cop and the other was the bad cop. The bad cop was asking me to buy her cigarettes, as if I should be so privileged to be with two women that I should just give my money away - after already offering to take them both to a restaurant that was really nice. Then, to demean me, she puts her hand on my dick at the table and starts laughing about how it was small. Meanwhile, they were ordering Grey Goose, appetizers, and a bunch of other shit that made me realize that these were a couple of low class people who felt like they were catching the break of a life time just because they were in a restaurant that didn't say "Subway" on the building.
The good cop was telling me that she liked her pussy eaten by her friend, and that if I wanted to watch then I would have to pay for it. She kept saying things like how nice it was to run into someone as cool as me in a sea of boring people.
Then, for some reason, the bad cop, in a very patronizing way, started asking my if I was cognizant. I don't know how this came up, but I think it was because I didn't give her 100% of my attention while she was spouting nonsense. At that point, I had made up my mind that I would give these girls a lesson in the game they assumed they invented and mastered. I told her that I was going to upgrade her level of cognizance by showing her something, and that it was going to be a surprise. I told my waitress that it was too loud in the restaurant and that I needed to step outside to make a phone call. This was merely part one of the dry run. After two more times, I disappeared from the restaurant, leaving these slick girls with the tab.
They were alternating between insulting me, belittling me, and then using spoonfuls of honey as obvious non sequiturs to keep me on the line, something that must work very successfully on guys with low self esteem who never get laid. And this behavior was a major turn-off - and insult, even, considering my education (which I never mention to anyone I just met) and my ability to talk shop with the movers and shakers of the world. In other words, I am well-liked around the city for being funny and smart, and I don't deserve this kind of treatment - so I stiffed them with the bill.
My question is this: what could the consequences of this be? I'm in Texas, and while I'm practiced in the art of getting cases tossed in the trashcan blindfolded, I am concerned with my reputation. Is is safe to go back to the restaurant, cash in hand, and try to solve the problem - or will they be out for blood?
The good cop was telling me that she liked her pussy eaten by her friend, and that if I wanted to watch then I would have to pay for it. She kept saying things like how nice it was to run into someone as cool as me in a sea of boring people.
Then, for some reason, the bad cop, in a very patronizing way, started asking my if I was cognizant. I don't know how this came up, but I think it was because I didn't give her 100% of my attention while she was spouting nonsense. At that point, I had made up my mind that I would give these girls a lesson in the game they assumed they invented and mastered. I told her that I was going to upgrade her level of cognizance by showing her something, and that it was going to be a surprise. I told my waitress that it was too loud in the restaurant and that I needed to step outside to make a phone call. This was merely part one of the dry run. After two more times, I disappeared from the restaurant, leaving these slick girls with the tab.
They were alternating between insulting me, belittling me, and then using spoonfuls of honey as obvious non sequiturs to keep me on the line, something that must work very successfully on guys with low self esteem who never get laid. And this behavior was a major turn-off - and insult, even, considering my education (which I never mention to anyone I just met) and my ability to talk shop with the movers and shakers of the world. In other words, I am well-liked around the city for being funny and smart, and I don't deserve this kind of treatment - so I stiffed them with the bill.
My question is this: what could the consequences of this be? I'm in Texas, and while I'm practiced in the art of getting cases tossed in the trashcan blindfolded, I am concerned with my reputation. Is is safe to go back to the restaurant, cash in hand, and try to solve the problem - or will they be out for blood?