I put off taking my mandatory (unless you test out) year of foreign language until my last year of undergrad. Basically I took a few years of German in high school, but decided to just take German101 my senior year, as opposed to trying something new (I slept through the exemption exams, and my school had a rule that only incoming freshmen could test out of the foreign language requirement!) Anyway, it was really easy for me still, since things tend to always be the second time around.
Anyway, I had a solid grade going, despite slacking off bigtime in the course. But our final for the first semester was a GROUP PRESENTATION. It was only worth like 25% of the semester grade, but still, a significant chunk. And I got put into a group of three, and one of the other people was this guy who just couldn't do it. Not that he didn't try, but he was just absolutely horrible. Terrible anxiety and terrible memory. Since our whole group would get the same grade, I knew we were doomed, because he'd never remember his lines.
Anyway, we had to make up a 5 minute skit, where our theme was that we were a group of German first-year students, arriving at the dormatory and discussing basic things. Me and the other decent person wrote up a skit, and gave the risky guy all of his lines to memorize.
After about 2 minutes in, it was going terribly. He didn't know anything, and me and the third girl were doing our best to improvise and make the seconds pass by. But by around the 3:30 mark, it basically hit a wall. So I took a HUGE risk and basically did this:
Me (in German): Which courses are you taking?
Guy (in German): What, I don't understand.
Me (in German): I saw you in my English language course, right? :nods:
Guy (in German): Yes
Me (in English): Would we...no. Would you want to...exercise English with we? No. With me?
Girl (in German): Me too!
Girl (in English): I in back of room sit. Yes.
...and so on for another 1:30.
The professor just about had a heart attack from laughing (crazy old German lady...I knew she'd probably go with it). I don't know if this has ever been portrayed on a sitcom before, but I claim originality. We ended up getting a sympathy grade high enough to allow for me to get what I needed for the semester, but it was a risk nontheless.