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Death ~ What would you like done with your body?

anything but being eaten.

i couldnt think of anything worse than being eaten...
 
I want to be ground up, mixed with poison and fed to all those staunchly-macho, anti-vegetarian meat eaters who think their redneck opinions are worth a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
 
well i told my dad he's not allowed to be creamated (seeing as though i get to decide to) he has to have a grave...he asked why? i said...so i can dance on your grave :p ;)

me?

im pretty against being creamted. its hell bad for the envirmonmet. sure it saves ob burial space and shit but its fuckin more expensive...we paid $5000 for my flat mate to be creamated after my house fire :\ and between four of us it took fuckin two years to pay off :\

id like to be buried. mainly so my family and surviving friends can still come and talk t me when needed and it hink leaving a stone with my name in it is also a more comforting thought that being burnt...(to me anyways)

i wouldnt donate any of my organs either...id like to be buried whole and in one peice :)
 
Other option is mix my cremated ashes in the ground/soil where MJ plants are growing and the grower and his mates gotta smoke the buds that was supported by my ashes smoke the urbie-induced-ashes MJ buds on my birthday, Easter or Xmas.... and hope my spirits while come back and haunt their THC induced paranoia =D
 
Originally posted by muzby
anything but being eaten.

i couldnt think of anything worse than being eaten...


i'd be kind of amused if somebody wanted to eat me :)
 
i really dont care.... ill be dead anyway, so who cares....

i am an organ donor, so after my organs are harvested, burn me, bury me, throw me in front of an 18 wheeler.... watever u want

ill be dead, its not like im gonna notice
 
^^^ Don't lie.
You want your body tea-bagged by a bunch of lumberjacks after a hard day's work.
 
onetwothreefour said:
i'd be kind of amused if somebody wanted to eat me :)
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Equatorial Guinea dictator, President Teodoro Obiang Nguema is considered one of the world's worst and most evil despots, a alleged cannibal said to feast on sexual organs of his rivals to increase his strength. 8(

You could ship your body to him, and see if he finds your organs tasty enough to increase his strength. 8)
 
^^^ :D

i actually prefer that weird german guy who went to jail. he did prefer live victims, but if he wanted to swing the way of a bit o' death, i'd be happy to oblige :)
 
I want the traditional Nepalise way. The ground is too stony in the himalayas to dig graves for corpses, so they hack the body apart on a large flat rock and feed the bits to the vultures.

Circle o life..
 
well...i've always been somewhat of a pyromaniac.....cremation would probably be the go for me...although...giving up my organs would probably be a good idea first...
 
i thought in "goodbye lenin" how Alex put his mothers ashes in the firecracker/rocket thing was really touching...

i see fireworks as this amazingly celebratory thing...

I want my life to be celebrated when i die.

I'd liek tobe sent off in a firecracker.
 
-Thoth said:
I want the traditional Nepalise way. The ground is too stony in the himalayas to dig graves for corpses, so they hack the body apart on a large flat rock and feed the bits to the vultures.

Circle o life..
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Sure Thoth. "Vultures"...

*taps nose*

As for me; I dont believe my body will be found...
 
Donate anything still working then mummified. Although it's not easy trying to find an embalmer who will mummify people. Maybe in Egypt...
Building the pyramid's going to be the hard part.
 
Sure Thoth. "Vultures"...

*taps nose*

Is there some innuendo I am missing here?
 
I want to be cremated, and then have my ashes put in some sort of container. After all of that my ashes would be put into a cannon sort of machine, and my ashes would be shot out to sea.

Also I want a big party on the beach when it happens. :)

BTW there is an actual company out there that specialises in that sort of thing, I didn't just make that up. ;)
 
-Thoth said:
Sure Thoth. "Vultures"...

*taps nose*

Is there some innuendo I am missing here?
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Its a private between me and the voices, I thought others might get it as well:)
 
BloSs0m said:
i thought in "goodbye lenin" how Alex put his mothers ashes in the firecracker/rocket thing was really touching...

i see fireworks as this amazingly celebratory thing...

I want my life to be celebrated when i die.

I'd liek tobe sent off in a firecracker.
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Yes!

That was a really funny and good german movie I have watched for while....it brighten my day... I was kinda going through bit of "dark days" while back, and that movie really liftened up my spirits...

Yes, I argee... in fireworks/rocket would be a nice way too.... :D
 
Interesting thread katmeow :)

I'm not sure, I like anna!'s idea of letting my children decide. I do want people to have a huge and kickass party after I die though, remembering me for what I was to them, not where I am now or where I won't be in the future.

I know my dad wants to be cremated to the sounds of the doors - light my fire. heh.....
 
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