Dear Stasis

Ra and Jehova- are you two still bitter cuz you lost the bet on which new religion would fail. I mean jehova had to vote for his but seriously Ra did you really think that crazy guy with the flying saucer cult was gonna take the world by storm? comeon guys we both know what you lost and who in the heavenly heights took it in the tail, just cuz jehova had to squeal like a piggy for Ra while I took pictures to show the other gods how much of a pantywaist jehova is isn't any reason to force your homophobic ideals on me. and jehova wern't you the one that bet you could take the donkey to the hilt?
The Goddess- I was refering to delphi(too much teeth chafes a willy), not you darling. As for my oh so boyish hobbies you of all people should know how boring being benevolent and menecing(sp?) at the same time can be, besides I haven't got to blow off any steam since we conquored England wayy back in the day. the only reason i said mary gives bad head is because she refused to finish me lest she lose her "oral virginity" you'd think after over 2000 years those knees wouldhave loosened up but NOOOO.
And we may be childish and distructive but hell at least we have fun you act like you didn't have fun at the last diety bash, even tho hadies and bee got in a big brawl over who was the better tormentor, they nearly erased puck from existance with their competition. oh well you still coming over for coffee tommorow? I need to know so the nymphs can go get the beans do you prefer colombian or turkish?
Godess- of all the earthly maids I would say maby you and a few others would rate good in my book. lets face it once you've had a godess all else pales in comparison.
Loki- when you gonna bring my bow back i lent it to you like 150 years ago? anyway thor is being problematic I think we may have to take his hammer away if he doesn't stop smiting everything in sight that doesn't tremble at his approach. fucking moron.
I'll be back someone just invoked my name and I wanna know who it is.
odin
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jehova takes it up the ass dooo da dooo da....
 
Beelzebub said:
Entropy's Bitch - Poor little thing. Entropy MUST increase, and you can't control a single damn thing. Talk about a complete neuter. So you go on increasing, and in the meantime, I'll go on corrupting the innocent, tempting the righteous, and just generally raising hell in a whole lot of wonderful ways.
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My dear, sad, little Beelzebub, that's terribly weak logic on your part. I'd expect the same kind of response out of the monkeys you try to corrupt. Those apes are truly beginning to rot your mind like Gobstoppers do teeth.
You think you wound my pride by calling me a "neuter?" Try it on sexual beings that need to exchange genetic material to continue their line; perhaps they'll take offense. Of COURSE I'm a neuter, you idiot. Perhaps you meant to say, "impotent." But probably not since I'd expect you to be a master of vocabulary/vernacular/semantics in order to trick those nearly hairless monkeys with your little "contracts."
I'll only go on increasing? No, I am a constant force, a perfect rate. I neither increase nor decrease. I only seem to increase to the subjective (and therefore flawed) observer as a system tries in vain to blunt my process; but in reality I'm kinda like Rolling Rock--"same as it ever was." (And by the way, being Entropy's Bitch, I don't have to worry about copyright or trademark enfringement. I can keep litigation tied up apellate court by filing motion after motion until everybody dies. It's a neat trick.)
And I don't wish to control anything...especially nothing on so small a scale as you endeavor to. I wouldn't want to sully my hands by "insidiously" (HA!) attempting to craft the direction of such a flawed species as humanity. My job (and hobby...I really do love it so
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) is to cause everything to crumble into nothingness, chaos, insanity. I care not for the petty desires in which you deal.
Temptation ain't my bag, yo. But tempting is hardly difficult work. Have you ever seen Stasis pour on the peer pressure when trying to get some prude to try out a new drug? They crumble in seconds. It's a pleasure to behold. Every few centuries you can pull off a similar feat, but you typically wander up to weak-willed, wretched sots begging on the streets, desiring deliverance from their perceived poverty, and offer to exchange their soul for the fortune of King Solomon. Oooh, *very* tricky work, there. Pardon me while I try to equal you by wiping my ass.
You should really look into some psychoanalysis for that over-active id of yours...most mature people/entities get a little control over it by the time they hit puberty. Time to grow up, kiddo. Maybe even wear big-boy pants.
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God said:
I tire of you trying to take credit for a system that I created.
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Trust me God, I'd NEVER take credit for that colossal cluster fuck of yours. I still can't believe you'd wish to associate with those cretinous, chest-thumping, greedy, spiteful, small-minded monkeys. I mean come ON...some of them still laugh at their body's expulsion of methane, for God's/your sake! And have you SEEN what's showing on cable TV these days? Horrid stuff.
So worry not, God, the system is yours. I will NEVER claim it as mine, as I've got a reputation for integrity I have to uphold. It's all I can do not to laugh contemptuously and condescendingly at you whenever I look in on those idiots and their exploits. I'd be REALLY proud if I were you...as proud as your creations are when they take a sizable shit. Kudos to you, daddio.
Regardless, create all you want for as long as you want--6 days, 6 millennia, I really don't mind--I've got all the time in your imagination to wait, plus infinitely more. I don't die, I merely grind everything into dust, metaphorically speaking. So while you spend eons trying to prop up your "wonderous" universe from collapse, I will gobble it up bit by bit when you aren't looking. But you should thank me, as it gives you new building blocks with which to play. I know how little kids dig their blocks.
You know what's funny? I won't even have to put forth any effort to do ANY of it. It just comes naturally. And I know you don't want to get into a battle of stamina, since you could only last for 6 days before you had to take a rest the last time. You never thought to pace yourself, dood. Even monkey marathon runners know THAT. Tisk, tisk.
You may be infinitely powerful (in your own meglomaniacal, delusional mind), but I am infinitely patient; I'm the irresistable force you only have wet dreams of becoming.
See you when you're dead, Fred.
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Existence checks in, but it doesn't check out.
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Entropy's Bitch Atleast I don't share an email address with that Mr. Sticky guy...
You should watch the company you keep...We all know where he is headed to in the after life.
 
Odin, Odin, Odin.....
I'm curious as to whatever happened to your following. I know for a while there you were some kind of great diety. Now you seem to of been reduced to a mexican donkey show exploit.
Thor and Loki seem to have all the interest from the public. Loki especially puts you to shame.
Just so you know I got some pictures from your last norse adventure. Not to good I must say. I don't think thor will want his hammer back after where you put it. Also, I don't think beelzebub appreciated how you were using his horns as a handle bar for what you were doing either. Naughty, Naughty!
I know I'm officially "Jehovah's whitness", but damn, nobody should have to see shit like that!
 
"You should watch the company you keep...We all know where he is headed to in the after life."
Hehe... well at least I exist.
I have a question for ya big G.... ever wonder where YOU came from?
 
Alright, who you calling a wuss?! I'm not a wuss! I'm just a bit softer. I remember the days when I shoved thunder bolts up people's ass just because i was bored. I'm a better god now.
What can I say, I'm sorry. I couldn't help of bitching, it's been almost 2 thousand years since I last got a piece of ass. imagine the backup in my pipes. It's just so unfair! When I ruled over my subjects, I got pussy left and right. I had bastard sons all over the world. Those sluts loved and worshiped me, "Oh, I was fucked by Zeus the all mighty one last night!" Fucking anal whores loved every minute of it. SO my point is that ever since GOD and JESUS took over, the assraping by Diety rate had dropped to zero. Under the new systems, supernatural sex with mortals vanished like GOD after he found out Mary was knocked up. Ok, so GOD claims he did Mary once. It was so bad that she didn't even feel it. No wonder it felt like she was done by a Holy spirit.
So, what's wrong with this picture? Bring back random mortal ass sampling. Shit, I really need to get laid. So can we send this bill to the United Dieties of the WOrld Senate. hopfully they can pass it so, I can finally get some.
And I swear if GOD (currently in office) vetos this bitch, I'm coming after you!
And Ra, I'm sorry Aphorodite's gone. I'd love to hook you up, but she's got a job posing as a human spinning what the humans call "records". I don't know, she kept talking about going to the jungle or something, whatever. She can be quit annoying when she's not sucking diety dick.
 
Zeus-
I have a bone to pick with you!
*Jupy!*
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Yes, there is a ring around the planet named after me damn it!- Me
 
All you old gods are so annoying. All the people really want is their manmade god.
I tell them everything, and they believe it. The fake news, lies, the whole shebang.
I get them to watch poorly written entertainment and sit through literally hours of blatant corporate advertisment instructing them on everything from what toothpaste to buy to which hemmorhoid cream is best for their itchy burning ass. Which, by the way wouldn't be itchy and burning if you other gods weren't so bent on the unmerciful pain and suffering of your supposed followers.
So, I suggest you realize who i REALLY in charge down here.
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T.V., Why do you think they call it 'programming'?
 
Yup, Television is right, he's the major influence on human thought and actions today. I have Television to thank for being one of the main vehicles for my propagation.
I am the Meme, or belief that is spread from individual to individual; that is, I replicate somewhat as genes do. Note that the concept of "meme" itself is a meme!
"blatant corporate advertisment instructing them on everything from what toothpaste to buy to which hemmorhoid cream is best"
Here, I am the toothpaste and hemmorhoid brand names that are planted in your brain. The companies hope that next time you are out shopping that you'll recognize the meme which they planted in your head with their commercial and purchase their product.
A good example of a Meme is, "There is heroin in ecstasy!" Most likely you all heard this at one time at assumed it to be true, that is until a contradictory more rational meme took its place in your mind. And there's no telling how many other false memes have been planted in your head over the years.
When you begin to recognize the propagation of ideas as merely the spreading of memes... you'll have a MUCH clearer view of the world. When you begin to see memes for what they really are, the world kinda starts to look like the way Neo saw it in the Matrix.... nothing but programming.
Hey, but don't just take my word for it... I'm merely a Meme.
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"If you have a faith, it is statistically overwhelmingly likely that it is the same faith as your parents and grandparents had. No doubt soaring cathedrals, stirring music, moving stories and parables, help a bit. But by far the most important variable determining your religion is the accident of birth. The convictions that you so passionately believe would have been a completely different, and largely contradictory, set of convictions, if only you had happened to be born in a different place. Epidemiology, not evidence." - Richard Dawkins
"The haven all memes depend on reaching is the human mind, but a human mind is itself an artifact created when memes restructure a human brain in order to make it a better habitat for memes. The avenues for entry and departure are modified to suit local conditions, and strengthened by various artificial devices that enhance fidelity and prolixity of replication: native Chinese minds differ dramatically from native French minds, and literate minds differ from illiterate minds. What memes provide in return to the organisms in which they reside is an incalculable store of advantages --- with some Trojan horses thrown in for good measure. . ." - Daniel Dennett, Consciousness Explained
 
jehova your just pissed cuz your followers are the modern day version of the morphodites, wait don't know what they were? it's cuz they disapeared off the face of the earth without anyone caring to record their existance. you can even ask entropy.
besides weren't you the one who was trying to get into my pants the last time you sung by the hall. I told you before I don't swing that way sweety, just ask your mother.
just ask the penis. Tho I'm sure he's pissed for the way your constantly either beating him or sticking him in animals asses
Penis- testify it will ya. comeon we both know you live on a constant diet of female.
Odin
 
Entropy's Bitch - By "neuter" I meant that any actual power you might possess had actually long since vanished.
And long before this whole universe grinds to dust, I will have extracted anything of value.
In the end, you will grind to dust a hollow, meaningless universe. Hope you feel proud.
My goal is to ensure you don't destroy anything of value - that's MY job, and I'm doing a damn fine job if I dare say so myself.
Toodles.
 
I really don't care where you put me. All I have to say is to Jehova, Jesus, God, is why circumcision? Don't you know the trama that it puts me through?
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where'd you find a pic of my dad?
and jesus damnit you promised to do the water to wine thing at my party, instead you just drank all the guiness and talked about walking on water. psssht!
Odin- hey ummm how do i get to be in w/ you and loki?
cristianinty is boring.
JJ
 
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