Dear diary....

Mel is a sharpie mole and her house on google maps has a pile of rubbish on the curb.

One step away from an 8 mile trailer park.

 

Reported.

Enjoy ur ban br0!

 

Hours later and I'm still super pissed off about this blog - it hurt my feelings.

I'm offended and I totally want to infract your kiwi arse to hell for this!!!!!!!!

Just gimme a reason, pal. Go right ahead...