DebraDeeD70
Greenlighter
Hi
This is my first post on this forum, so I hope it is ok and not too long! I am a girl – aged 46, but still feel 26!
Long time ago I read a great article on cunnilingus. I read it over and over and it stuck with me, plus I wrote down all the percentages and facts – which are still in my purse and they have been used many times during heated debates:
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After last year’s survey on orgasm success rates, we have conducted another survey on cunnilingus.
To remind readers, on the “big three” – intercourse (I) // receiving oral sex (OS) // receiving masturbation from partner (RM), the regular orgasm success rates were:
Male: 98% (I) // 93% (OS) // 92% (RM) and average time to orgasm was 3 minutes
Female: 7%* (I) // 97% (OS) // 19% (RM) and average time to orgasm was 20 minutes
This year, we have concluded that there are generally six types of men when it comes to cunnilingus. Given last year’s results – we needed a deep dive! We questioned girls (aged 18 to 67) on their past and present lovers on receiving oral sex. Overall, 88% of girls like/love cunnilingus and when it came to their men:
Mr A. 18% of men. (Mr Never)
These guys will never go down on you. His reasons – selfish, sexist, cultural beliefs, religious beliefs, bad past experience, does not like the taste / smell (* see footnote), hygiene, does not like a having a wet face, ODC, lack of knowledge, lazy, thrush, STI/STDs.
(and now probably throat cancer too - but if he tries that one – tell him fine, but he has to stop eating all processed meats, including bacon and give up smoking and drinking alcohol – which all have a proven and higher cancer risk).
Mr B. 24% of men. (Mr Selfish)
They are more disappointing than Mr A (* see footnote). They can do it and don’t not have all issues like Mr A. Either they will lick you on special occasions a few times a year until you climax. Or they will do it few times a month – but just for a minute or two and think – job done and move on. Well 60 minutes a year is not going to cut it, you selfish narcissus!
Mr C. 10% of men. (Mr Nice)
He will always reciprocate when it comes to oral sex. But he can take it or leave it. He does not love it or love how you taste / smell. He is purely be doing it to please you. He is a considerate lover. But he may leave you with a nagging feeling and dent your confidence.
Mr D. 11% of men. (Mr Nicer)
He will always reciprocate when it comes to oral sex. But unlike Mr C – he actually likes it.
Many girls surveyed had the scenario where over a month they would be intimate, say 12 times. They would go down on each other 3 times to orgasm and have intercourse 9 times. The Mr C and Mr D would climax 12 times and the girl only 3 (during oral sex). Mr C and Mr D assumes fellatio and cunnilingus are the same currency (** see footnote). They are not – so be much nicer, and go down on her every time. If you love her, lick her! Reciprocate the number of orgasms!
Mr E. 32% of men. (Mr Keeper)
This chap loves cunnilingus. He will go down on you first every time and make sure you climax before he worries about himself. He tells you how much he loves your body, your taste and smell.
Mr F. 5% of men. (Mr Perfect)
His solitary function is to worship and pleasure you like a queen. He always shaves first so not to scratch you. He will go down on you for 60+ minutes at a time if you can cope (take note Mr B)! He is not bothered with fellatio – he can take or leave it. If you allow it, he will kiss and lick your anus until you climax – he wants to be your subservient sex slave and he knows that 87% of girls are not into penetrative anal sex, so he will never ask for that. He is also an expert in massaging your G-spot and licking you at the same time and when you ejaculate into his face, he loves it. Your smell and taste just overpowers him, you are a drug to him.
Footnote *:
Mr A and Mr B make up 42% – don’t they know that only 7% of women can climax regularly during intercourse? (5% sometimes, 8% rarely and 80% of girls never climax during intercourse!) In Mr A’s and Mr B’s defense – there is a pheromone repulse issue sometimes – it is nature’s way to ensure you don’t have kids together – due to genetic factors. Either way girls, dump them! Being with Mr A or Mr B could work if you just love them and can make the sacrifice or you make up the 12% of women who don’t like cunnilingus.
Footnote **:
The fellatio / cunnilingus “currency” debate has another interesting twist. Girls who often give fellatio say is smells and tastes neutral until orgasm, when only 12% said they like/love the taste of semen. Men who often give cunnilingus, 83% said they like/love the smell and taste the whole time from start to finish.
So in most cases, fellatio; she is doing it for him only, but cunnilingus; they both like/love it.
Given the orgasm success results from last year – cunnilingus is platinum and fellatio is bronze! Or they should be traded at the exchange rate of 15:1! Mr E and Mr F knows this. Mr A and Mr B are clueless. Mr C and Mr D need work on their cunnilingus calculator!
Summary:
The survey showed that 51% were happy with the frequency and quality of their orgasms. 8% would like improvements. 41% of women never/rarely had an orgasm with their current partner mainly due to the lack of cunnilingus. This is a factor in divorce and female unhappiness / depression. The more men and women who know about Mr A, B, C, D, E & F – could improve this terrible inequality!
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So girls, I would love know your numbers, thoughts, views and experiences. I guess times may have changed over the years (hopefully improved) and results will also vary for different age groups and demographics.
My numbers:
Mr A = 2 (Mr Never)
Mr B = 3 (Mr Selfish)
Mr C = 1 (Mr Nice)
Mr D = 1 (Mr Nicer)
Mr E = 4 (Mr Keeper)
Mr F = 1 (Mr Perfect)
Total of 12 lovers (aged 46)
I am currently (luckily) with Mr E
Would also love to hear from girls who are currently struggling with Mr A or Mr B. Please consider sending him this link and asking for their views. (Or copy and paste into an email / word doc.) How do they feel knowing their partner thinks they are selfish in bed and are very unhappy?
My Mr F, was such a wonderful experience. After 4 years with Mr A (high school boyfriend and first lover) my Mr F came along (at the time, I did not know he was Mr F – it would still be years before I read the article). It was 1990 and I was 20 and he was 34. On our 5th date, we knew it was going to happen. The strong mutual attraction and chemistry were perfect. He asked for three things; trust him 100%, submit to him and say if I got uncomfortable. After my young, selfish and inexperienced Mr A, I excitedly agreed. He sat me down on the edge of his sofa and
undressed me, got me to lie back, with my bum on the edge of the sofa and he moved my knees right back so they were near my shoulders. As his lovely face headed south, him kneeling on the carpet, with me in this intense, exposed and vulnerable position, I knew I was going to be licked for the first time in my life, the anticipation was agonizing. What happened next, would replay in my mind a thousand times, and will still make me smile when I am bedbound in a nursing home one day.
The very first sexual physical contact we had, was his tongue lightly licking my anus. At first I freaked out, I had never heard of such an act. I nearly asked him to stop. Within minutes, I realized he was actually submitting to me, these subservient kisses and licks, in my most forbidden and taboo place, were actually laying the foundations of our sexual relationship and his worship of my body. I got so turned on by this, it shocked me. He slowly brought me to boiling point and all my self-consciousness evaporated, my hands had found their way down to my buttocks and with pulling them apart, his lips and tongue, lightly massaged my now swollen anus, finding nerve endings I never knew I had. His nose was so near my now engorged, wet and still untouched vagina, I knew he could smell me. I was so overcome, I fell into the most surprising and tender orgasm.
Without stopping he worked his way up, lightly licking and kissing every part of my vagina but avoiding my clit. He was so slow and careful, exploring every part of me as if his life depended on it. Getting me back to boiling point again, my vagina was a volcano full of molten lava. Finally, for the first time, his lips and tongue lightly touched my clit. He knew how to hold me at the edge for ages until I went supernova – the orgasm was incredible. He just hugged me while I trembled with aftershocks and he never asked or wanted anything in return.
For the next 2 years, his lips, tongue and fingers did things me that cemented my heart, soul and mind to him. He was just this gorgeous submissive who loved to please. He showed me how to strengthen my “sex muscle / pubococcygeus (PC) muscle”, the one that contracts and pulsates during an orgasm, and soon the frequency and intensity of my multiple orgasms had doubled or maybe tripled. He was the only one to make me ejaculate which he happily drank like a man dying of dehydration. For 95% of our intimate time together – he was giving me oral pleasure. He loved licking me and I never wanted him to stop. It was a win win situation! At the end of each licking session, we would make love. I was totally drained and he could only last a few minutes, bless him! I never did have an orgasm in those few minutes, but it did not matter. He would say my name over and over while he climaxed and sometimes he would cry uncontrollably without any embarrassment, which would set me off too.
Sadly - life, the age gap, families, my immaturity and careers got in the way and he moved to Australia and I did not follow him. I cried for 3 months but within 6 months we started to see other people and eventually the calls and letters dried up (before email / internet). I have no idea where he is now, but I think about him every day. Is that bad? It that normal? So my perfect Mr F – is now 60 and off the grid (yep, I have looked). I bet he is still this hot fit silver fox. He is probably married to the happiest girl in Australia!
ANYWAY, after my Mr F, dating any Mr A/Bs – they were shown the door very quickly!
Two of my girlfriends know about my Mr F and the old article. They were both married to Mr A and Mr B. Now happily divorced. Interestingly, both men were selfish outside the bedroom too! But between us, nearly 50 lovers and my Mr F is the only one, so maybe the percentage is 2% and not 5% - pity!
My current Mr E often comments how he does not understand how some guys don’t like cunnilingus. His view “it is like going out for dinner and only having a starter (foreplay) and desert (intercourse). The main course (20-40 minutes) is going down on you”
Thanks for your help and interest.
Bye
DebraD
PS: And guys (and girls), if I have offended anyone, I am sorry, it was not my intension.
This is my first post on this forum, so I hope it is ok and not too long! I am a girl – aged 46, but still feel 26!
Long time ago I read a great article on cunnilingus. I read it over and over and it stuck with me, plus I wrote down all the percentages and facts – which are still in my purse and they have been used many times during heated debates:
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
After last year’s survey on orgasm success rates, we have conducted another survey on cunnilingus.
To remind readers, on the “big three” – intercourse (I) // receiving oral sex (OS) // receiving masturbation from partner (RM), the regular orgasm success rates were:
Male: 98% (I) // 93% (OS) // 92% (RM) and average time to orgasm was 3 minutes
Female: 7%* (I) // 97% (OS) // 19% (RM) and average time to orgasm was 20 minutes
This year, we have concluded that there are generally six types of men when it comes to cunnilingus. Given last year’s results – we needed a deep dive! We questioned girls (aged 18 to 67) on their past and present lovers on receiving oral sex. Overall, 88% of girls like/love cunnilingus and when it came to their men:
Mr A. 18% of men. (Mr Never)
These guys will never go down on you. His reasons – selfish, sexist, cultural beliefs, religious beliefs, bad past experience, does not like the taste / smell (* see footnote), hygiene, does not like a having a wet face, ODC, lack of knowledge, lazy, thrush, STI/STDs.
(and now probably throat cancer too - but if he tries that one – tell him fine, but he has to stop eating all processed meats, including bacon and give up smoking and drinking alcohol – which all have a proven and higher cancer risk).
Mr B. 24% of men. (Mr Selfish)
They are more disappointing than Mr A (* see footnote). They can do it and don’t not have all issues like Mr A. Either they will lick you on special occasions a few times a year until you climax. Or they will do it few times a month – but just for a minute or two and think – job done and move on. Well 60 minutes a year is not going to cut it, you selfish narcissus!
Mr C. 10% of men. (Mr Nice)
He will always reciprocate when it comes to oral sex. But he can take it or leave it. He does not love it or love how you taste / smell. He is purely be doing it to please you. He is a considerate lover. But he may leave you with a nagging feeling and dent your confidence.
Mr D. 11% of men. (Mr Nicer)
He will always reciprocate when it comes to oral sex. But unlike Mr C – he actually likes it.
Many girls surveyed had the scenario where over a month they would be intimate, say 12 times. They would go down on each other 3 times to orgasm and have intercourse 9 times. The Mr C and Mr D would climax 12 times and the girl only 3 (during oral sex). Mr C and Mr D assumes fellatio and cunnilingus are the same currency (** see footnote). They are not – so be much nicer, and go down on her every time. If you love her, lick her! Reciprocate the number of orgasms!
Mr E. 32% of men. (Mr Keeper)
This chap loves cunnilingus. He will go down on you first every time and make sure you climax before he worries about himself. He tells you how much he loves your body, your taste and smell.
Mr F. 5% of men. (Mr Perfect)
His solitary function is to worship and pleasure you like a queen. He always shaves first so not to scratch you. He will go down on you for 60+ minutes at a time if you can cope (take note Mr B)! He is not bothered with fellatio – he can take or leave it. If you allow it, he will kiss and lick your anus until you climax – he wants to be your subservient sex slave and he knows that 87% of girls are not into penetrative anal sex, so he will never ask for that. He is also an expert in massaging your G-spot and licking you at the same time and when you ejaculate into his face, he loves it. Your smell and taste just overpowers him, you are a drug to him.
Footnote *:
Mr A and Mr B make up 42% – don’t they know that only 7% of women can climax regularly during intercourse? (5% sometimes, 8% rarely and 80% of girls never climax during intercourse!) In Mr A’s and Mr B’s defense – there is a pheromone repulse issue sometimes – it is nature’s way to ensure you don’t have kids together – due to genetic factors. Either way girls, dump them! Being with Mr A or Mr B could work if you just love them and can make the sacrifice or you make up the 12% of women who don’t like cunnilingus.
Footnote **:
The fellatio / cunnilingus “currency” debate has another interesting twist. Girls who often give fellatio say is smells and tastes neutral until orgasm, when only 12% said they like/love the taste of semen. Men who often give cunnilingus, 83% said they like/love the smell and taste the whole time from start to finish.
So in most cases, fellatio; she is doing it for him only, but cunnilingus; they both like/love it.
Given the orgasm success results from last year – cunnilingus is platinum and fellatio is bronze! Or they should be traded at the exchange rate of 15:1! Mr E and Mr F knows this. Mr A and Mr B are clueless. Mr C and Mr D need work on their cunnilingus calculator!
Summary:
The survey showed that 51% were happy with the frequency and quality of their orgasms. 8% would like improvements. 41% of women never/rarely had an orgasm with their current partner mainly due to the lack of cunnilingus. This is a factor in divorce and female unhappiness / depression. The more men and women who know about Mr A, B, C, D, E & F – could improve this terrible inequality!
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////
So girls, I would love know your numbers, thoughts, views and experiences. I guess times may have changed over the years (hopefully improved) and results will also vary for different age groups and demographics.
My numbers:
Mr A = 2 (Mr Never)
Mr B = 3 (Mr Selfish)
Mr C = 1 (Mr Nice)
Mr D = 1 (Mr Nicer)
Mr E = 4 (Mr Keeper)
Mr F = 1 (Mr Perfect)
Total of 12 lovers (aged 46)
I am currently (luckily) with Mr E
Would also love to hear from girls who are currently struggling with Mr A or Mr B. Please consider sending him this link and asking for their views. (Or copy and paste into an email / word doc.) How do they feel knowing their partner thinks they are selfish in bed and are very unhappy?
My Mr F, was such a wonderful experience. After 4 years with Mr A (high school boyfriend and first lover) my Mr F came along (at the time, I did not know he was Mr F – it would still be years before I read the article). It was 1990 and I was 20 and he was 34. On our 5th date, we knew it was going to happen. The strong mutual attraction and chemistry were perfect. He asked for three things; trust him 100%, submit to him and say if I got uncomfortable. After my young, selfish and inexperienced Mr A, I excitedly agreed. He sat me down on the edge of his sofa and
undressed me, got me to lie back, with my bum on the edge of the sofa and he moved my knees right back so they were near my shoulders. As his lovely face headed south, him kneeling on the carpet, with me in this intense, exposed and vulnerable position, I knew I was going to be licked for the first time in my life, the anticipation was agonizing. What happened next, would replay in my mind a thousand times, and will still make me smile when I am bedbound in a nursing home one day.
The very first sexual physical contact we had, was his tongue lightly licking my anus. At first I freaked out, I had never heard of such an act. I nearly asked him to stop. Within minutes, I realized he was actually submitting to me, these subservient kisses and licks, in my most forbidden and taboo place, were actually laying the foundations of our sexual relationship and his worship of my body. I got so turned on by this, it shocked me. He slowly brought me to boiling point and all my self-consciousness evaporated, my hands had found their way down to my buttocks and with pulling them apart, his lips and tongue, lightly massaged my now swollen anus, finding nerve endings I never knew I had. His nose was so near my now engorged, wet and still untouched vagina, I knew he could smell me. I was so overcome, I fell into the most surprising and tender orgasm.
Without stopping he worked his way up, lightly licking and kissing every part of my vagina but avoiding my clit. He was so slow and careful, exploring every part of me as if his life depended on it. Getting me back to boiling point again, my vagina was a volcano full of molten lava. Finally, for the first time, his lips and tongue lightly touched my clit. He knew how to hold me at the edge for ages until I went supernova – the orgasm was incredible. He just hugged me while I trembled with aftershocks and he never asked or wanted anything in return.
For the next 2 years, his lips, tongue and fingers did things me that cemented my heart, soul and mind to him. He was just this gorgeous submissive who loved to please. He showed me how to strengthen my “sex muscle / pubococcygeus (PC) muscle”, the one that contracts and pulsates during an orgasm, and soon the frequency and intensity of my multiple orgasms had doubled or maybe tripled. He was the only one to make me ejaculate which he happily drank like a man dying of dehydration. For 95% of our intimate time together – he was giving me oral pleasure. He loved licking me and I never wanted him to stop. It was a win win situation! At the end of each licking session, we would make love. I was totally drained and he could only last a few minutes, bless him! I never did have an orgasm in those few minutes, but it did not matter. He would say my name over and over while he climaxed and sometimes he would cry uncontrollably without any embarrassment, which would set me off too.
Sadly - life, the age gap, families, my immaturity and careers got in the way and he moved to Australia and I did not follow him. I cried for 3 months but within 6 months we started to see other people and eventually the calls and letters dried up (before email / internet). I have no idea where he is now, but I think about him every day. Is that bad? It that normal? So my perfect Mr F – is now 60 and off the grid (yep, I have looked). I bet he is still this hot fit silver fox. He is probably married to the happiest girl in Australia!
ANYWAY, after my Mr F, dating any Mr A/Bs – they were shown the door very quickly!
Two of my girlfriends know about my Mr F and the old article. They were both married to Mr A and Mr B. Now happily divorced. Interestingly, both men were selfish outside the bedroom too! But between us, nearly 50 lovers and my Mr F is the only one, so maybe the percentage is 2% and not 5% - pity!
My current Mr E often comments how he does not understand how some guys don’t like cunnilingus. His view “it is like going out for dinner and only having a starter (foreplay) and desert (intercourse). The main course (20-40 minutes) is going down on you”
Thanks for your help and interest.
Bye
DebraD
PS: And guys (and girls), if I have offended anyone, I am sorry, it was not my intension.
Although I don't care about reciprocation, she just can't resist going down on me when I'm between her legs, that's why recently I've just been bending her over and licking and sucking on her from behind.
