Conn. man calls 911 for advice on marijuana

[slimvictor]

FRESNO, California -- A seemingly simple legal question landed one not-so-bright young man in handcuffs.

Dispatcher: "911, what's the location of your emergency?"

Michelson: "I was just growing some marijuana and I was just wondering what, how much, you know, trouble you can get in for one plant."

Dispatcher: "Depends on how big the plant is."


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http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7940988

 

[Bricks & Stacks]

Dispatcher: "Depends on how big the plant is."

Hahaha like that fuckin matters. Aw, you got 2 10foot plants? That's 5 years! They're only a foot tall? 6 months! 8) And god damn the dumb motherfucker could of at least used his cell phone so it would of at least took em a few minutes to find out where he was growin it.

 

[verso]

Yep, that's Connecticut. Ridiculous.

 

[Bardeaux]

Mugshot of the suspect:

 

[hydroazuanacaine]

oh man, that conversation was painful. dumb kid.

but damn, it's scary to see what trivial shit the government will pursue.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

mugshot of the suspect:

yes
halfbakedlolz

 

[Unbreakable]

911 or Google

Dumbass

 

[abracadabra girl]

Oh, man, that's bad. But honestly what he should have been arrested for was abusing the 911 system.

 

[phenethylo J]

Someone that fucking stupid deserves to get busted.

 

[slimvictor]

^ no one deserves to go to jail for a plant.
However, for abusing 911, I can imagine putting him in jail.
Or for sheer stupidity.

 

[hydroazuanacaine]

However, for abusing 911, I can imagine putting him in jail.

a fine feels more appropriate.

 

[slimvictor]

^ agreed
(But for the stupidity, nothing short of death seems reasonable.)



(That was a joke.)

 

[Mora Fiend]

What that man really needs is a live in nurse or whatever to help prevent him from being so goddamn stupid.

 

[S.J.B.]

Oh man... I feel bad for that guy for being so stupid.

 

[ChronicHD]

"A crime in progress... possibly"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3te8fAc50&feature=related

 

[rickolasnice]

lol wtf..

 

[TheLostBoys]

Wow, didnt think there were people this naive or stupid if you will.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

i bet you that guy was high as shit when he called